Tears Gator Tears

[OriginalCanesCanesCanes]

Well you can and that's what that account does...make satirical posts.

You’re harshing my buzz. Cut it out.

 

[OriginalCanesCanesCanes]

Dude was still a no-show. Hilarious.

 

[cf3000]

Uhm who wants to tell him

You can make it up?

 

[TheOriginalCane]

The problem is, who will they hire in his stead, while still paying Mullen and SBB and who knows who else?

The short list is Nick Saban, Kirby Smart, and Ryan Day. Not necessarily in that order...

 

[SpikeUM]

The short list is Nick Saban, Kirby Smart, and Ryan Day. Not necessarily in that order...

After they strike out on Knute Rockne, Bud Wilkinson and Bear Bryant?

 

[Ispyin]

 

[Kjdcanefan]

BILLY IS A MUH F*CKIN P*SSY! Can't croot. Can't coach. They are just coming around to the idea that Billy is slow when we've been calling the boy Slingblade Billy since the hiring.

It only takes someone slower than Slingblade Billy to figure out their coach is slow TWO years after we saw it.

 

[WaterburyCane]

Wednesday is coming up quick Billyboy

 

[CDWright40]

my one signing day wish that doesn’t involve Miami is that Lagaway says he is waiting to sign.

 

[OriginalCanesCanesCanes]

my one signing day wish that doesn’t involve Miami is that Lagaway says he is waiting to sign.

It’s like sling blade has spent the last couple of months on a moonshine and meth binge, partying with lady boys in Bangkok, while the rest of the college football world is grinding on the recruiting front. Meanwhile, he’s just grinding on chicks with ****s.

 

[Cribby]

It just keeps getting better and we still haven’t hit the O face

 

[Dwinstitles]

Listen up gator. You fools dragged us all summer and fall with your class. How the turntables.

This thread predicted what Vegas predicted for your season while you delusional turds were crowning “Big **** Billy.” You ladies think you’re a blue blood… every other fanbase laughs at you. What is it, 3 consecutive losing seasons now?

We know, we know… we have 3 people who show up to our games in the ****** ACC, in our rented stadium with no game day atmosphere, a zillion miles away from our broke, poor facilities-less campus in dangerous Coral Gables.

Isn’t it amazing that somehow we continue to out-recruit the self-described Flagship University with your massive alumni base, SEC SEC SEC membership and all of these advantages you are supposed to have?

The gator has always been a chicken **** ***** program with a delusional arrogance feeding your false sense of superiority. That’s why this thread is so successful. When you flounder it's the greatest show on message boards.

Never change gators.

Leave him here don’t ban him bruh lol we need him lmao

 

[dolemite79]

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Pleaseeeeeeeeeeee be Lagway

 

[Cribby]

Pleaseeeeeeeeeeee be Lagway

I Think he sticks

 

[Crystal Ball]

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Hayes

 

[WaterburyCane]

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[Dwinstitles]

@4FansInMiami (literally)

Bruh stay you can provide tears for us thugs

 

[WaterburyCane]

You’d think I took a viagra 30 minutes ago. Nope. Just a @Cribby post

**** my life

 

[Dees Brown]

Wow… thanks but no thanks

Dang. Brohamus said I rather retire from the sport than play as a gators.

 

[407cane]

You’d think I took a viagra 30 minutes ago. Nope. Just a @Cribby post

**** my life