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One busted coverage hail mary and they completely forget that they have scored only 2 offensive TD's in 8 quarters(one of which was a hail mary). That the 3 defensive TD's which have kept them from being a complete scoreboard embarrassment were gift wrapped so tightly, my 5 year old could have taken it to the house as well.

They barely beat a very bad Tenn team, a Tenn team who's defense was taken to the wood shed against GT. Gaytor fans can kid themselves all they want, but they have a bad football team.
 
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Could someone post on screenshot of the article "franks trying to balance sudden fame." Apparently Franks teacher gave him a trophy. Awwww, how nice. A participation trophy.

First, there's this, which was actually funny as opposed to just pathetic like everything else over there...

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Also, a trophy is nice but I'm sure he'd rather have one of these bad boys...


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But they do have the [URL=https://www.canesinsight.com/usertag.php?do=list&action=hash&hash=1]#1 [/URL] red zone offense in the country, umm butt that's cause they've only been there twice. How dafuq, U only get inside the 20 twice in 8 quarters.



Yeah, I was about to emphasize this stat. #1 in the country (100%) in the red zone because they are almost never in the red zone. Stunning.

Oh, and the guy ing about how slow their offense is...THERE IS A PLAY CLOCK. I realize that some teams move a bit more deliberately, but it's not like they are running the old 4-corners offense (and yes, I know that is a basketball term). This guy is acting like a few more plays a game are the DIFFERENCE between the top offenses and the worst offenses...but if your offense SUCKS, then a couple of extra plays that ALSO gain no yardage are not going to help the stats.

Gator Mathz.

I would also point out that NONE of them ever point out the positive effect this phenomenon (if even true) would have on their defensive rankings. If their offense is "slow" and "killing clock," and that negatively effects their offensive rankings because there are less plays run, wouldn't it positively effect their defensive rankings (because there is less time to run plays against them)? So even if their offensive stats are deflated because of their uninspired and lethargic style of offense, their defensive stats are artificially inflated.

Basically, if their crap offense makes them better than 121st in total offense, it also makes their pathetic defense worse than 100th in total defense. These delusional swamp turds want their imaginary cake with none of the obesity or tooth decay that plagues the mouth-breathers of their ****-infected swamp hole.
 
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One busted coverage hail mary and they completely forget that they have scored only 2 offensive TD's in 8 quarters(one of which was a hail mary). That the 3 defensive TD's which have kept them from being a complete scoreboard embarrassment were gift wrapped so tightly, my 5 year old could have taken it to the house as well.

They barely beat a very bad Tenn team, a Tenn team who's defense was taken to the wood shed against GT. Gaytor fans can kid themselves all they want, but they have a bad football team.

All tipped passes returned for TDs. All of them catchable balls. All of them hit the receivers hands first. Because the DB was chasing or out of position in all of them. I'll admit there is some athleticism involved in reacting to the tip, catching the ball, and taking it to the house, but if the opposing WRs do their jobs take 21 (out of 43) points off the board for the gheytors season

And the interception near the goal line against Tennessee was also the result of some luck. QB clearly expected his WR to run a slant, who ran more of a post-corner route from the slot. Miscommunication results in a gift-wrapped turnover and, ultimately, the game.

All in all, this gheytors team is lucky to be so overrated.
 
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I think these guys have to be out for at least the year if not gone from the team. If this happened at Miami, there'd be shouts from the media of loss of institutional control and the death penalty.
Kind of shocked the NCAA hasn't got involved. This could just be beginning on how this been going on . My guess lot of cover ups During the Myers years
 
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I think these guys have to be out for at least the year if not gone from the team. If this happened at Miami, there'd be shouts from the media of loss of institutional control and the death penalty.
Kind of shocked the NCAA hasn't got involved. This could just be beginning on how this been going on . My guess lot of cover ups During the Myers years

Are you? In all seriousness, I'd only be shocked if they get investigated. They'll "handle" it in some manner and everyone will talk about how they've been punished enough.
 

I think these guys have to be out for at least the year if not gone from the team. If this happened at Miami, there'd be shouts from the media of loss of institutional control and the death penalty.
Kind of shocked the NCAA hasn't got involved. This could just be beginning on how this been going on . My guess lot of cover ups During the Myers years

Cover ups during the Meyer era?

Are you serious? You must be delusional.

Other than covering up for a serial killer that shot someone in the head on the streets of Gainesville, there were no cover ups. FOH
 
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Hey, look what I found. Nine pages of uf student-athletes getting arrested. My personal favorite so far is, get this, a gymnast being arrested for storing stolen goods. Even the gymnastics team is full of criminals.

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I think these guys have to be out for at least the year if not gone from the team. If this happened at Miami, there'd be shouts from the media of loss of institutional control and the death penalty.
Kind of shocked the NCAA hasn't got involved. This could just be beginning on how this been going on . My guess lot of cover ups During the Myers years

Are you? In all seriousness, I'd only be shocked if they get investigated. They'll "handle" it in some manner and everyone will talk about how they've been punished enough.




Look, I hate the Gaytors, but this thing has only been known for a few weeks. I do believe the NCAA will get involved, but it takes a bit of time for the ball to get rolling. I'm no fan of all of the prior UF coverups, but the school did the right thing by suspending all of these guys indefinitely, since the underlying crime imperils the eligibility of every player involved.

Time will tell, whether the NCAA does the right thing. This is ABSOLUTELY an incident that they SHOULD be investigating, as at least SOME of the cards involved were school-provided debit cards.
 
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