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Yeah, like you guys are any different with your corch than them.
 
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RVACane said:
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Yeah, like you guys are any different with your corch than them.
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The layers of self-denial are stunning.

Gaytor fans are the LAST ones who should be criticizing Botch Jones. Their own horrible corch needed a Hail Mary to beat Botch Jones.

But, hey, the Gaytors are proud to have the second-worst head coach in college football. They just beat the worst.
 
TheOriginalCane said:
kryptonite said:
That game was painful to watch. Not just that both offenses looked pathetic for most of the game, but they weren't even trying. UT inside the 1 and they didn't even attempt to run. I get that they respect uf's DL, but come on you have to run it at least once from there. Nope, let's go ahead and try to throw when there are 21 dudes within 5 yards of the LOS. Seriously, it's real hard to find any space in that situation.

Obviously I wanted the gayters to lose in as humiliating a way as possible, but it wasn't all bad. Both teams looked terrible, and I love to see sec teams look terrible. In the end that was about as humiliating a win as I can imagine, so it wasn't a complete loss for us.
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Yes, what was more stunning was that Botch Jones was defending the playcalling by citing the UF defensive schemes. Has there EVER been a successful head coach who was so afraid of a defensive scheme that he wouldn't take a chance on winning a ONE YARD BATTLE? He thinks his offensive line is so crappy that he can't possibly pick up ONE YARD? It's just insane. And he failed to run for a yard MULTIPLE times.

I know that McSharkfvcker is a terrible coach, but Botch Jones is even worse.
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80% of that game was just two guys trying to out-p¨ssy eachother. Not only being afraid to run, but being afraid to let the ball travel more than 5 yards in the air. It's comical how much of uf's offensive output came on 2 plays.
 
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RVACane said:
TheOriginalCane said:
Canesfan3234 said:
KWConch said:
What'd even more confusing is why is Erik Marrero,a writer for this site,slurping Henderson....with all his tweets you'd think they were an item or something.
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They went to HS together. Cut the kid some slack
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So when will Marrero be graduating high school?
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Didn't he graduate?
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The **** of it is and the blatant audacity of marrero is he actually has a **** header for his tweets and even was proud as he told to everyone to "notice the new header"

Idiot needs to be canned IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!
 
kryptonite said:
TheOriginalCane said:
kryptonite said:
That game was painful to watch. Not just that both offenses looked pathetic for most of the game, but they weren't even trying. UT inside the 1 and they didn't even attempt to run. I get that they respect uf's DL, but come on you have to run it at least once from there. Nope, let's go ahead and try to throw when there are 21 dudes within 5 yards of the LOS. Seriously, it's real hard to find any space in that situation.

Obviously I wanted the gayters to lose in as humiliating a way as possible, but it wasn't all bad. Both teams looked terrible, and I love to see sec teams look terrible. In the end that was about as humiliating a win as I can imagine, so it wasn't a complete loss for us.
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Yes, what was more stunning was that Botch Jones was defending the playcalling by citing the UF defensive schemes. Has there EVER been a successful head coach who was so afraid of a defensive scheme that he wouldn't take a chance on winning a ONE YARD BATTLE? He thinks his offensive line is so crappy that he can't possibly pick up ONE YARD? It's just insane. And he failed to run for a yard MULTIPLE times.

I know that McSharkfvcker is a terrible coach, but Botch Jones is even worse.
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80% of that game was just two guys trying to out-p¨ssy eachother. Not only being afraid to run, but being afraid to let the ball travel more than 5 yards in the air. It's comical how much of uf's offensive output came on 2 plays.
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[MENTION=288]Hegemon[/MENTION] pointed out in another thread that the turds only completed one pass play over 10 yards the entire game and that was a Hail Mary with just 6 seconds left. Per Hegemon, "let that one sink in."
 
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RVACane said:
kryptonite said:
TheOriginalCane said:
kryptonite said:
That game was painful to watch. Not just that both offenses looked pathetic for most of the game, but they weren't even trying. UT inside the 1 and they didn't even attempt to run. I get that they respect uf's DL, but come on you have to run it at least once from there. Nope, let's go ahead and try to throw when there are 21 dudes within 5 yards of the LOS. Seriously, it's real hard to find any space in that situation.

Obviously I wanted the gayters to lose in as humiliating a way as possible, but it wasn't all bad. Both teams looked terrible, and I love to see sec teams look terrible. In the end that was about as humiliating a win as I can imagine, so it wasn't a complete loss for us.
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Yes, what was more stunning was that Botch Jones was defending the playcalling by citing the UF defensive schemes. Has there EVER been a successful head coach who was so afraid of a defensive scheme that he wouldn't take a chance on winning a ONE YARD BATTLE? He thinks his offensive line is so crappy that he can't possibly pick up ONE YARD? It's just insane. And he failed to run for a yard MULTIPLE times.

I know that McSharkfvcker is a terrible coach, but Botch Jones is even worse.
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80% of that game was just two guys trying to out-p¨ssy eachother. Not only being afraid to run, but being afraid to let the ball travel more than 5 yards in the air. It's comical how much of uf's offensive output came on 2 plays.
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[MENTION=288]Hegemon[/MENTION] pointed out in another thread that the turds only completed one pass play over 10 yards the entire game and that was a Hail Mary with just 6 seconds left. Per Hegemon, "let that one sink in."
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And 74 of their 168yds was on one play. Where the dude fumbled, completely failing to score an offensive TD. So that should pretty much count as a really good punt.
 
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Ummm....actually you're 121st...and lol at the reasons. Gaytor Logics, Gaytor Maths...

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But they do have the #1 red zone offense in the country, umm butt that's cause they've only been there twice. How dafuq, U only get inside the 20 twice in 8 quarters.
 
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But they do have the #1 red zone offense in the country, umm butt that's cause they've only been there twice. How dafuq, U only get inside the 20 twice in 8 quarters.
 
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kryptonite said:
They think this is going to get better. God love their delusional little hearts.
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Most of them are making excuses. There are a few that know better and are no longer buying in like that Wall Street trader dude you thought wrote the most honest thing you ever saw on there calling Mac/Nuss pûssies.
 
These fools are like young kids who still believe that Santa is gonna bring them a puppy .all they have to do is ask Santa for it....

La La Land.
 
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Yes. Nebraska sucks so Bookie Radley-Hiles naturally wants to upgrade to a real winner like the Gaytors.
 
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