Tears Gator Tears

[RVACane]

Then call me a bad parent. I get it, you love your children unconditionally. My conditions are no gators. I was mostly kidding but now I’m cementing this belief

 

[Paranos]

Don't let @Paranos catch you sayin' that...

@Damiencane86
Lizzo and any girl friend she wants to bring can get the Paranos VIP balls deep no pull out package weekend get away at the Hilton property of their choice.
#WeMakingBigLivesFromBigThighs

Go Canes

 

[Paranos]

So a Paranos dream date…

You already know Lizzo and I would be breaking backboards and boxsprings all weekend. I love that type of big girl carnal energy.

Go Canes

 

[TheOriginalCane]

TMI, Balake!

 

[da truth]

They think the only reason we signed better classes was because Bogeyman Ruiz “bought” every single player. Now their fan fiction story is that Ruiz is broke and now he can’t buy everyone so we’re no longer a threat. Of course this completely ignores Mario’s recruiting history at Oregon and Alabama but they never let facts get in the way of good gator fan fiction.

Ruiz isn’t broke though nor is he the only benefactor. Only thing Ruiz has negatively going against him is that he’s obnoxious af on social media

 

[786Cane]

Those people would fail a math exam...

Yezzir!

 

[786Cane]

Zero question he’s the one doing the braiding and walking around holding a pant pocket

Think about what you just said. If he is brading hairs is because someone is his ******. In my take he's getting his hairs braided.

 

[DTP]

Ruiz isn’t broke though nor is he the only benefactor. Only thing Ruiz has negatively going against him is that he’s obnoxious af on social media

That’s why I call it gator fan fiction. They just make things up and accept them as facts.

 

[OriginalCanesCanesCanes]

Is it just me or does the Gators corridor look like something out of 1993 Doom?

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Christ, this takes me back

 

[GojiraCane]

Christ, this takes me back

Apparently the University of Florida’s football regime are fans. They probably have a Wolfenstein 3D themed hallway as well.

 

[Canes2082]

That’s why I call it gator fan fiction. They just make things up and accept them as facts.

 

[Cajuncane]

Yeah Lizzo’s some P-man shizzo. Can she sing?

I believe this is the fat lady that is singing sometimes….edit…I believe you can hear her starting to sing at the Light if you listen real good….

 

[Cajuncane]

That’s the beauty of this. When I screenshot that I was like wow, they think we’re a 1 trick pony that’s dead. They’re going to get whacked in the back of the head with a shovel.

They’re used to getting whacked in the backside but usually it’s a couple feet lower than their heads….

 

[gatorsSUCK!]

Sorry if already mentioned. bit I wish this was about 5 years ago. Now it will be more funny how Urban gave zero F’s. 5 years ago it would have still been a a PR nightmare

Murder mystery?

 

[Cajuncane]

@Damiencane86
Lizzo and any girl friend she wants to bring can get the Paranos VIP balls deep no pull out package weekend get away at the Hilton property of their choice.
#WeMakingBigLivesFromBigThighs

Go Canes

If she’s bringing a friend then you better get a suite with a king size bed if not somebody ending up on the floor when the fun starts…lol

 

[Cajuncane]

You already know Lizzo and I would be breaking backboards and boxsprings all weekend. I love that type of big girl carnal energy.

Go Canes

It be wise to stay on the first floor cause some of the floors ain’t holding all that bouncing up and down…

 

[RVACane]

It be wise to stay on the first floor cause some of the floors ain’t holding all that bouncing up and down…

When paranos makes a repeat reservation at certain hotels they put him in the same rooms as previously as they had civil engineers come in and double up the floor joists and add a paralam

 

[786Cane]

When paranos makes a repeat reservation at certain hotels they put him in the same rooms as previously as they had Structural engineers come in and double up the floor joists and add a paralam

FIFY! This is beyond a Civil Engineer's knowledge.

 

[RVACane]

 

[RVACane]