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Sweep the leg, @TrumpyCane , sweep the leg!

Meanwhile, Cokie Rojas uses a pic of his glory days and probably has an Al-Bundy-like story about that time he struck out 4 batters in 1 inning. And he yaps about us being "on probation" for a single violation in WOMEN'S BASKETBALL.

Good lord, you can't make this stuff up...
 
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TheOriginalCane said:
Come on, man, most of these kids have never worn all their drip while eating dinner in a museum, or taken a ride in a Mercedes SUV WHILE EATING STALE DISCOUNT CINNAMON BUNS WHILE LOOKING AT ALL THE PRETTY PICTURES OF THE SHOES HE MIGHT GET IF HE COMES THERE ..

It's incredibly impressive...
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TheOriginalCane said:
OK, fair enough.

"Great Value" brand is a Walmart house-brand name. You be the judge:


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Great value? ****.
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DTP said:
The thing is, Nick Saban has built himself into an almost mythical figure in college football. Getting some one on one time with him as a recruit is probably impressive. It’s like getting to go for a ride in a TIE fighter with Darth Vader while being recruited to be a storm trooper. Going for a ride with Billy is like getting a ride from the guy who cleans the Death Star trash compactor. Not really impressive.
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TheOriginalCane said:
Come on, man, you are talking about the same Gaytor S&C/Nutrition program that can't manage to get Desmond Fatson down to a weight where he can use a normal human-being scale to weigh himself...
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Yea it’s a bummer when Fatson has to stand in line at the cow scales forever if he happens to get there when the herd is coming through being weighed
 
Cajuncane said:
Yea it’s a bummer when Fatson has to stand in line at the cow scales forever if he happens to get there when the herd is coming through being weighed
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But they could help the kid if they wanted to help him skip the long cattle weigh line….I’m sure there’s a truck scale somewhere close…
 
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OriginalCanesCanesCanes said:
Good catch

LOL - look at that nasty garbage, probably full of hillbilly sputum, and on top of that the seats are rusting out. All you have to do is pull on one of those bolts, and that chair will fall apart.

Of course, as I’m sure everyone knows, this is the luxury seating area of the swamp. No kidding. Most of the rest of it is hot mother****ing aluminum benches. You better wear long pants unless you don’t want your thighs getting third-degree burns on a Saturday afternoon.
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That’s why they wear jorts.
 
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