Tears Gator Tears

TRick72 · Jun 3, 2023

TheOriginalCane said:
Make your choice...

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That top room looks like they use it to warn recruits that’s what happens to your crotch if you partake in the local turdsville gene pool

GojiraCane · Jun 3, 2023

TRick72 said:
The tetanus shot is required just to visit the stadium much less sit in those seats or use their restrooms

They have bathrooms? I thought the bleachers just had evenly spaced holes.

GojiraCane · Jun 3, 2023

GojiraCane said:
They have bathrooms? I thought the bleachers just had evenly spaced holes.

This was in their skybox section. Not enclosed, of course. The flies need their food too.

PRcane787 · Jun 3, 2023

TheOriginalCane said:
This guy gets it:

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But this guy doesn't...

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ScharfCane · Jun 3, 2023

GojiraCane said:
This awaits Lagaway, Smith, and the others…

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Wouldn’t be surprised if one of them is actually Jalen Kitna…

tsimonitis · Jun 3, 2023

Some comedians get coffee in cars with Seinfeld, other get Stuttering John

RVACane · Jun 3, 2023

TheOriginalCane said:
Make your choice...

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FIFY. Much better.

Cajuncane · Jun 3, 2023

GojiraCane said:
Are you sure it’s not something more like this?

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I’m thinking it probably is but they called it a Mercedes so I called it a Mercedes….living in the thriving metropolitan city of Hogstown they probably think that is a Mercedes…

Cajuncane · Jun 3, 2023

OriginalCanesCanesCanes said:
Good catch

LOL - look at that nasty garbage, probably full of hillbilly sputum, and on top of that the seats are rusting out. All you have to do is pull on one of those bolts, and that chair will fall apart.

Of course, as I’m sure everyone knows, this is the luxury seating area of the swamp. No kidding. Most of the rest of it is hot mother****ing aluminum benches. You better wear long JORTS unless you don’t want your thighs getting third-degree burns on a Saturday afternoon.

FIFY

Cajuncane · Jun 3, 2023

TheOriginalCane said:
Make your choice...

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The **** tunnel is kind of what walking into the gates of **** must look like..

301cane · Jun 3, 2023

Cajuncane said:
I’m thinking it probably is but they called it a Mercedes so I called it a Mercedes….living in the thriving metropolitan city of Hogstown they probably think that is a Mercedes…

The only Mercedes you will see that that open sewer of a town weighs 250 pounds and strips at the finest men's club in town, the one that has doors on half of the outhouses.

OriginalCanesCanesCanes · Jun 3, 2023

Cajuncane said:
FIFY

Yeah, I’m sure there’s nothing quite like going to a game at the swamp, sitting on 785°F aluminum benches, with a Paranos special in thick jorts, sitting next to you and sweating up a storm, with her shirtless brother/husband right next to her, who still hasn’t figured out what a bar of soap is.

Cajuncane · Jun 3, 2023

OriginalCanesCanesCanes said:
Yeah, I’m sure there’s nothing quite like going to a game at the swamp, sitting on 785°F aluminum benches, with a Paranos special in thick jorts, sitting next to you and sweating up a storm, with her shirtless brother/husband right next to her, who still hasn’t figured out what a bar of soap is.

Yep and gnawing on peanuts with their new set of 3 teef ….that’s where those shells came from….