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[Brains]

When you say, this guy is a smoker, are people saying he’s a cigarette smoker?

Cigs are so unhealthy, bro. It's wild.

 

[Cryptical Envelopment]

Holy ****

Yep. You should see the incentives. Of course I'm as likely to receive these as he is:

Bonuses and incentives​

Napier will be eligible for performance bonuses up to a maximum of $1,500,000 each year. If the College Football Playoff expands, the two parties agree to enter into good-faith negotiation for appropriate modifications.

• Appearing in SEC championship game: $125,000 (versus $100,000 for Dan Mullen)

• Winning the SEC championship: $200,000 (same for Mullen)

• Playing in any bowl game: $100,000 (same for Mullen)

• Playing in major bowl game: $250,000 ($200,000 for Mullen)

• Playing in college football playoff semifinal game: $500,000 ($250,000 for Mullen)

• Playing in college football national championship: $750,000 ($300,000 for Mullen)

• Winning national championship: $1 million ($400,000 for Mullen)

• Winning SEC Coach of the Year: $50,000 (same for Mullen)

• Winning National Coach of the Year: $100,000 ($75,000 for Mullen)

• Finishing season with a Top 10 ranking: $100,000 (same for Mullen)

Note: Napier will only be entitled to receive the highest sum for the league championship and post-season bowl categories (non-cumulative).

 

[Brains]

Yep. You should see the incentives. Of course I'm as likely to receive these as he is:

Bonuses and incentives​

Napier will be eligible for performance bonuses up to a maximum of $1,500,000 each year. If the College Football Playoff expands, the two parties agree to enter into good-faith negotiation for appropriate modifications.

• Appearing in SEC championship game: $125,000 (versus $100,000 for Dan Mullen)

• Winning the SEC championship: $200,000 (same for Mullen)

• Playing in any bowl game: $100,000 (same for Mullen)

• Playing in major bowl game: $250,000 ($200,000 for Mullen)

• Playing in college football playoff semifinal game: $500,000 ($250,000 for Mullen)

• Playing in college football national championship: $750,000 ($300,000 for Mullen)

• Winning national championship: $1 million ($400,000 for Mullen)

• Winning SEC Coach of the Year: $50,000 (same for Mullen)

• Winning National Coach of the Year: $100,000 ($75,000 for Mullen)

• Finishing season with a Top 10 ranking: $100,000 (same for Mullen)

Note: Napier will only be entitled to receive the highest sum for the league championship and post-season bowl categories (non-cumulative).

Holy ****.

 

[pacusmc]

Any physical therapists in the house?
Has there ever been a study on the effects of rubbing stacks of benjis on a shoulder with a torn labrum?
Seems like it speeds up recovery like mother……

 

[RVACane]

Holy ****

They’re stuck with him for years.

 

[DC3]

Wasn’t sure to post it in Tears because he’s a Gaytor or his old recruiting thread but Zipperer hurt his knee in practice and its not good for him.

Already posted on his FB 2024 shake back year so it looks like he’s done for the year.

 

[TRick72]

Any physical therapists in the house?
Has there ever been a study on the effects of rubbing stacks of benjis on a shoulder with a torn labrum?
Seems like it speeds up recovery like mother……

Those were actually IOUs. His shoulder is gonna hurt like a MFer when he goes to cash them out

 

[RVACane]

Wasn’t sure to post it in Tears because he’s a Gaytor or his old recruiting thread but Zipperer hurt his knee in practice and its not good for him.

Already posted on his FB 2024 shake back year so it looks like he’s done for the year.

Obviously I don’t wish for kids to get hurt like that. Nothing is going well for them and that part I do enjoy. Hope the kid’s ok honestly.

 

[786Cane]

Was Ghetto actually talking about Nebraska, or Gainesville?

 

[RVACane]

Obviously I don’t wish for kids to get hurt like that. Nothing is going well for them and that part I do enjoy. Hope the kid’s ok honestly.

ACL surgery.

 

[RVACane]

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Was Ghetto actually talking about Nebraska, or Gainesville?

Nebraska oddly.

 

[DC3]

ACL surgery.

Yup. Already out of surgery as of a few hours ago. On one hand sucks to suck for the Gaytors and G5 Billy but never with an injury on a kid except for very few circumstances

 

[canes461]

Maybe he knows what happened to Rashada's money.

Post of the Day Nominee....







For 3/23/23.

 

[RVACane]

Yup. Already out of surgery as of a few hours ago. On one hand sucks to suck for the Gaytors and G5 Billy but never with an injury on a kid except for very few circumstances

I don’t wish injuries. It’s bad form and bad Karma. **** like that comes back.

 

[DTP]

When you say, this guy is a smoker, are people saying he’s a cigarette smoker?

I have no idea. I just have a picture in my head of a coach in a meeting room being interrupted by someone loudly packing a pack of cigs.

 

[K.O.M.A.]

I don’t wish injuries. It’s bad form and bad Karma. **** like that comes back.

Didn't we have someone go down with an ACL last year or the year before and they were laughing about it? Karma is a ************

 

[Canes2082]

 

[FromDeeeeep]

Napier is adding John Donovan to the Army lol. His offenses at Penn St and Washington were nearly Gattis level bad



Napier ain’t making it thru year 3 at this rate.

 

[Ghandi]

Napier is adding John Donovan to the Army lol. His offenses at Penn St and Washington were nearly Gattis level bad



Napier ain’t making it thru year 3 at this rate.

Donovan is actually a good coach.

Not that he’ll add wins for the season, but he’s a good football mind to have in the building.

 

[RVACane]

Didn't we have someone go down with an ACL last year or the year before and they were laughing about it? Karma is a ************

This is fiction. @SpikeUM this is for you too since you upvoted it. That 247 board actually behaves much better than this board with injuries to other team’s players, including ours.