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[TheOriginalCane]

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Riiiiight, another Gaytor writer decides to just make ****e up.

We are "pushing" guys to send out "1000% committed" tweets (there have been exactly TWO of them) because we haven't gotten a recruit in a while.

Well, don't look now, but neither has UF. And more importantly, Miami is a lot closer to the scholarship limit of guys we can sign than UF is. So, math being math, and all...Miami is NOT going to get a lot of new recruits between now and Signing Day. That doesn't mean we've lost momentum or that we will be "cherry-picked", it means we are the closest school to the finish line right now.

But, yeah, delusional Gaytors will buy this bvllsh!te by the bucket, regardless of the obvious falseness of the statements.

 

[Dwinstitles]

There goes Stampenis and his idiot readers again, this time with Gurvan Hall...

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Oh good God, here we go again.

Never mind that the headline is that Florida is "going after" one of our recruits. On its face, that is simple enough. If you recruit the best players, others will want them too. OK, fair is fair.

But we have Pete reporting that MULTIPLE recruits are ready to "shut it down", and months AFTER THE FACT this same author has the "honesty" to both admit that (a) he saw another recent "Florida has a shot with him" kid actively recruiting other kids to UM, and (b) "calling the coaches" to tell them that you are "shutting it down" should be given more credence than just your words.

Yet STILL Stampini is going to play this fvcktarded game, this time with Gurvan Hall.

And LOOK at the effect it has. The very first response is from a Gator fan who (a) thinks that the article is tantamount to "cherry picking" our recruits, and (b) doesn't know how to spell DJ Khaled's name correctly.

How much more of this torture will we have to endure, Lord, until you smite the arrogant Gaytors with your powerful hand on Early LoI Day?

lol unless amari carter transferred, not worried about hall.

Halls best friend is amari carter and Hall is possibly a firat rpund talent. He aint going no where

 

[CaneFanWNY]

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Miami living rent free even in the paid "professionals" minds, this dude porsts like an 15 year old much less a journalist.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

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We were sitting on 19 verbals when they had 7. How many more "commits" does Blake Alderman think we have room for?

Gaytors are delusional idiots.

A month from now, the Gaytors will not have had any commits "for a while". I wonder what nonsense THEIR coaches will do for PR stunts...

 

[TheOriginalCane]

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Miami living rent free even in the paid "professionals" minds, this dude porsts like an 15 year old much less a journalist.

It's like Blake Alderman is not even familiar with the concept of "kids telling dumb interviewers what the dumb interviewers want to hear".

My lord, the dead giveaway is "Hall seems a lot more solid that he says he is." Uhhh, judge a person by their actions, not their words? Maybe the kid is trying not to disappoint a bunch of adults who stalk him?

Delusional Gaytors...

 

[RVACane]

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So our coaching stuff is pushing commits to tweet out that they are 1000% committed because we haven't gotten anyone to commit [to our mostly full class] in a while?

Gaytor Logic - Got it!

 

[Bicho]

Rivals just downgraded corral from a 5 star to a 4 star.

Bicho was here!!!

 

[BALLHAWKU]

It's because the class is about full . Turds fans logic , wow

 

[RVACane]

[MENTION=17085]KWConch[/MENTION], Please let us know everything went ok.

Signed,
The Thread

 

[BALLHAWKU]

typical **** fan

 

[Savannahcane]

Horse Teef started coaching since 2015 there, its hard to argue these numbers.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

View attachment 48937 Horse Reef started coaching since 2015 there, its hard to argue these numbers.

Finally, a statistical category in which the Gaytors finish "first"...

 

[Cajuncane]

I'm baaaaaaaaack !!!!!!!

Everything went great I've already been on a couple of long runs( okay I hobbled up and down the corridor twice,but it felt like a long run..lol)

And the **** Tears that are falling from the druggie losing his 5th star and us having guys shutting down their recruitments dulled the pain to a minimum...can't wait til Gurvan Hall is one the next ones to shut er down...

Let the **** Tears flow!!!!

 

[Cajuncane]

View attachment 48937 Horse Reef started coaching since 2015 there, its hard to argue these numbers.

Finally, a statistical category in which the Gaytors finish "first"...

Weren't they first in busts ?

 

[TheOriginalCane]

View attachment 48937 Horse Reef started coaching since 2015 there, its hard to argue these numbers.

Finally, a statistical category in which the Gaytors finish "first"...

Weren't they first in busts ?

Yes, so I think they addressed that by recruiting fewer blue-chippers. Fewer blue-chippers = Fewer busts.

 

[Cajuncane]

View attachment 48937 Horse Reef started coaching since 2015 there, its hard to argue these numbers.

Finally, a statistical category in which the Gaytors finish "first"...

Weren't they first in busts ?

Yes, so I think they addressed that by recruiting fewer blue-chippers. Fewer blue-chippers = Fewer busts.

Very smart thinking on their part....you do not want to lead that category.They probably had a hand in Corrall losing his 5th star.They probably called SB Nation and begged them to drop the guy...

 

[Dwinstitles]

I'm baaaaaaaaack !!!!!!!

Everything went great I've already been on a couple of long runs( okay I hobbled up and down the corridor twice,but it felt like a long run..lol)

And the **** Tears that are falling from the druggie losing his 5th star and us having guys shutting down their recruitments dulled the pain to a minimum...can't wait til Gurvan Hall is one the next ones to shut er down...

Let the **** Tears flow!!!!

good to hear bruh

 

[Cajuncane]

I'm baaaaaaaaack !!!!!!!

Everything went great I've already been on a couple of long runs( okay I hobbled up and down the corridor twice,but it felt like a long run..lol)

And the **** Tears that are falling from the druggie losing his 5th star and us having guys shutting down their recruitments dulled the pain to a minimum...can't wait til Gurvan Hall is one the next ones to shut er down...

Let the **** Tears flow!!!!

good to hear bruh

Thanks D

 

[No_Fly_Zone]

View attachment 48937 Horse Reef started coaching since 2015 there, its hard to argue these numbers.

Finally, a statistical category in which the Gaytors finish "first"...

Weren't they first in busts ?

Yes, so I think they addressed that by recruiting fewer blue-chippers. Fewer blue-chippers = Fewer busts.

Very smart thinking on their part....you do not want to lead that category.They probably had a hand in Corrall losing his 5th star.They probably called SB Nation and begged them to drop the guy...

Strong gheyturd logic, for sure.
Problem: Too many busts.
Solution: Step 1: Recruit few blue chips. Step 2: Take more 2* and 3* "Randy Specials." Step 3: ??? Step 4: Fewer busts.

 

[brock]

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Look at this duck as5 uf coach. Always trying to talk sh*t about miami