Tears Gator Tears

[OriginalCanesCanesCanes]

Grilled gator to do with a glass of tears

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No offense, and thanks for the post, but that looks like an unappetizing mess. I gagged a little bit when I saw it.

 

[RVACane]

Can’t believe that was actually posted on the official University of Florida Twitter account. I mean that wouldn’t have cut it in the 70s.

Better?

 

[svtthis]

I know, I know, but beggars can't be choosers.

I'd love it if Northern would say "Florida eliminated". Or Smurphy.

 

[svtthis]

Losers don't even know a troll job when it hits them right in the face

 

[mlw352]

Some interesting talk from a Lakeland plug

 

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[Canes2082]

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They’ve really fuc*ed themselves with Lakeland

 

[Hstokes1447]

That appears to be gator with crawfish etoufee and spiny lobster. I could put a hurtin’ on that plate.

That's exactly what it is. I made this for 420 everything was infused

 

[Squid Bumciorek]

There is a funny new show on HBO Max called the Gordita Chronicles. Its about a family from the DR moving to Miami in 1985 (think Fresh off the Boat, but based in Hialeah). Anyways, in one of the episodes (4th or 5th) there is a brief scene were they clown UF grads. The idiot boss of one of the main characters, and one of the boss's ***-kissing employees are both UF grads and they go around the office saying "Chomp Chomp" to each other. I was in tears laughing.

 

[RVACane]

That's exactly what it is. I made this for 420 everything was infused

How do you know how to grill gator? It’s not like it’s a normal steak.

 

[Umbra]

I think a Limerick has five lines. Lol. Per Northern, lines 1,2 & 5 rhyme and lines 3 & 4 are shorter and rhyme.

If we're being exact, lines 3/4 should match their number of syllables (5-6) and lines 1, 2, 5 should also have the same number of syllables (8-9)

 

[Umbra]

 

[RVACane]

If we're being exact, lines 3/4 should match their number of syllables (5-6) and lines 1, 2, 5 should also have the same number of syllables (8-9)

I need to pin this somewhere.

 

[Legendary1]

It’s funny how so many of them say Miami/Ruiz are buying players and how it will come back to bite Miami. But then they get on another thread and state that they (UF) needs to play the NIL game with the big boys.
So which is it???

 

[Hegemon]

Fantastic reference, both the original (Midnight Express) and the parody (Cable Guy).

Midnight Express was low key fantastic

 

[Confidence1000]

THERE ONCE WAS A COACH NAMED OF BILLY
WHOSE FANS WERE CONSUMED WITH HIS WILLY
BUT THEY FOUND HIS RECRUITING WAS SO BAD
AND THAT MADE THE TURDS OH SO SAD
WHEN THEY FOUND BILLY WAS REALLY MILLI VANILLI

So they might as well just blame it on the rain

 

[Confidence1000]

There once was a gator named Napier
whose ******* was looser and gapier
got bent over and dry-holed
and skeet in his pie-hole
When da U said that player's a take here

I’m laughing but hit the button bro

 

[LokiCane]

 

[LokiCane]

 

[GoCanes1983]

Unkle Silk hasn't yet met a Gaytor d!ck that he wouldn't eat up.

Though I do admit, I admire Silk's concern for mental health. After all, it would be terrible if someone was so disturbed that he would drive 45 minutes to fight a rival fan over interwebz comments, right?

This Is The Story Of A Florida Fan Named Uncle Silk Who Drove 45 Minutes To Fight An FSU Fan Named J-Roc Because Of A Fight On Twitter About College Football Recruits

BSO – As the person who caused Meet Me in Temecula to go viral, people all the time ask me to do stories of random social media people doing crazy things.Normally, I ignore it, but tonight I was intri...

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Interesting part at the end of the article, this screen shot. I wonder if this is referencing Silk’s cohost @DKThompson, I wouldn’t be surprised. Frustrated Gator Ambassadors do some wild things.