Tears Gator Tears

[TheOriginalCane]

The Gaytors got tired of Dan
They thought Slingblade Billy's the man
He hired G5 staph
And fans did the math
But the bluechips saw Hogtown and ran.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Highly recommend signals. It’s a usb powered fan that controls the airflow to keep the temperature constant. But seriously, that’s some beautiful butt you got there

@Confidence1000 is NOT gonna like that post...

 

[JamesQuall]

Nil is the new excuse lol, how much money do you think a three star OL received ? At least these clowns see through the bs by Beazy.

Using jort-wearing methhead gaytor logic; if we paid Rashada 9.5 mil, we would definitely pay 2.75 mil for Kinsler. Boom, easy.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Lol love the ending of that. Thanks!! It’s about to get eaten soon.

Can I post the Allison Williams gif here now? How about with a spoiler?

 

[insaneinthecane]

What is bof?

That’s how ACR’s say both.

 

[TrumpyCane]

Who is he talking about?

The irony of this **** saying anyone is deleting tweets, on top of it he blocked TrumpyCane

 

[insaneinthecane]

Charcoal/wood???

Probably bof

 

[hoops156]

 

[hoops156]

Lmao this ***** can’t explain what the collective makes them do but somehow Ruiz broke rules. ******* pos heitner

 

[Confidence1000]

@Confidence1000 is NOT gonna like that post...

Jesus Christ Pause. What kind of user name is that also?! I get what u were trying to do but please pause Dat name also

 

[OldhamA]

Lmao this cracker can’t explain what the collective makes them do but somehow Ruiz broke rules. ******* pos heitner

I wish we were better than casually throwing racial slurs into a conversation.

 

[TrumpyCane]

TrumpyCane can’t wait for the replies

 

[Squid Bumciorek]

Paul Finebaum suggests four names to consider as Nick Saban successor at Alabama

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247sports.com

Lol, Napier as Saban's successor. Yes please.

 

[ScharfCane]

Paul Finebaum suggests four names to consider as Nick Saban successor at Alabama

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247sports.com

Lol, Napier as Saban's successor. Yes please.

They also list Mario lol but that's never going to happen, guaranteed.

 

[PIPO]

 

[Hurracanes]

The narrative Miami can only offer NIL is so absurdly inaccurate that it’s mind boggling. Rashada’s recruitment discredits that’s moronic theory entirely. They literally offered him more! Mario has recruited at this level his whole career but don’t let the facts get in the way of their agenda. ****, Diaz outrecruited those clowns and he sucks.

BUT let’s pretend for a second the theory is accurate……SO ******* WHAT? You work for free, ****? Hypocrites. Can’t blame a kid for wanting to capitalize on their name/brand.

Also, let’s not pretend Florida never paid players to live in Gainesville, illegally. Another hypocritical take.

 

[Baba Yaga]

Live look at the Ambiguously Gator Duo going after Miami...

 

[Cajuncane]

THERE ONCE WAS A COACH NAMED OF BILLY
WHOSE FANS WERE CONSUMED WITH HIS WILLY
BUT THEY FOUND HIS RECRUITING WAS SO BAD
AND THAT MADE THE TURDS OH SO SAD
WHEN THEY FOUND BILLY WAS REALLY MILLI VANILLI

 

[Ispyin]

The Gaytors got tired of Dan
They thought Slingblade Billy's the man
He hired G5 staph
And fans did the math
But the bluechips saw Hogtown and ran.

Banjo Bill sits on a dock
the gators can go suck my c o c k
They don’t stand a chance
With Mario we dance
With The U owning this block

(Edit courtesy of @RVACane )

 

[hoops156]

I wish we were better than casually throwing racial slurs into a conversation.

Fixed it. Happy