Tears Gator Tears

[TheOriginalCane]

Ok. Like tooth is toof.

And Smith is Smiff.

 

[Hoyacane1620]

 

[TheOriginalCane]

If we get any of these big recruits in the next week, it’ll just continue.

They gave about 2 words to the Riley Williams verbal...

 

[Ispyin]

Would be something if we stole the best recruiters from UF and FSU and made them analysts at Miami...

Or maybe make them

 

[EB1177]

POS killed me bruh, dude is extra tight lol ahhhhh best thread on CIS by far, Bruh im not even watching whos coming (pause) just waiting for the tears.

D, I BELIEVE that this thread is the absolute best on da internet!

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Lol. Didn’t Cryptogator say Kinsler would flip to Miami???

More recently, yes.

 

[mirvin88]

LOLOLOL

 

[smack99]

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Charcoal/wood???

BOF?

 

[EB1177]

they really bout to lose it.

….and I’m HERE WAITING FOR IT!!!!

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Has Que broken his silence since Rashda picked us or did he go back to being Chick-fil-A’s little *****, and keeping quite.

He gone.

 

[AUcane]

They are now using the phrase “staying home at the crib”????

 

[TheOriginalCane]

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Someone needs to put Mario's head on Will Smith's body, and Billy Gaypier's head on Chris Rock's body...

 

[OriginalCanesCanesCanes]

Man Dan and Heitner are destroying UF themselves. What do you think local coaches are saying about **** like this?

Dan Thompson’s hairline is receding faster than the turds recruiting rankings.

 

[supacane]

Utah is going to get dat ***. I’ve been clowning gators for weeks asking “ why would you twats schedule and them game one”?

SEC and all that, mormons cant compete. Trust big dyk bully got this. Throttled in Gainesville is whats coming.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

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Fantastic reference, both the original (Midnight Express) and the parody (Cable Guy).

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Gator Tears is in its prime rn

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For the people who wanted to end Gaytor Tears when we lost a football game...

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Who is he talking about?

People didn't "clown the take", they clowned the Gaytors fake claim that they stole a top Miami recruit that Miami wasn't recruiting (at the time) and who did not have a committable offer from Miami.

 

[TakeitinDiaz]

LOLOLOL

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This is gold. This would be possible if they hadn’t spent a week with kinsler. But supposing he recommits and flips to us: for perception sake, who comes out looking worse? Us for signing a project with potential even if he never develops, or them for losing his commitment within two weeks?

 

[CoCane8]

All his recent stress has pushed back that hairline even more