Tears Gator Tears

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I got it!

I’ll tell Harlan Rashada that I’m a yuge gator fan and that my friend QueJay Chik-Fil-A sent me this cool video of Billy and O’Hara coRching up Richardson before practice.

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Then I’ll cough all over them and say that as long as you don’t drink the water or breathe the air, Gainesville’s a great place to live.
 
Are you still at an airport?

Anyway, if I’m being honest, I’m not either here or there regarding whether he commits to us or not. I just want to fūck them over.
Yes I’m in an undisclosed location at DFW. I have said all along that crushing the Gator is critical here. I think landing him would help us as well but it will decimate Billy boy off the bat.
 
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So, cryptogator has added psychopathic rants to his message board resume? He was already their top “just make **** up about Miami and pass it off as real” guy on that board.
He’s gotta be a troll alongside Tampabobby and the other guy - slipping my mind right now.
 
THEY ARE LOSING IT RIGHT NOW

CRYPTOGATOR

Napier needs to play fire with fire. Tell them they will match any um offer no matter what. Tell him at ull they had a trash qb who couldn't throw and if rashada commits they will open up the passing game and make sure he gets the stats he needs to develop an NFL resume. Also Tell him if ar leaves he will be number 1 qb on the depth chart in 23. And he will be the only qb they take this cycle and so far there not in it anywhere with any top qb next cycle. Also Tell him if he commits we got 2 borderline top wrs who are leans and he can go to work on a few others. If 23 comes around and he can't beat drunkinmiller or "downtown" max brown he probably ends up transferring. And if that's the case open up the qb room to the entire country. One stud 4 or 5 star will decide they don't wanna sit for 2 or 3 years, hopefully gunner Stockton, they think BVG is a superstar in the making and if they land arch it might have gunnar looking at his options. When you recruit against scum you gotta stoop to their level. Enough with this holier than thou *********. We need to be the apex predator not the ******** wildabeast.
Did this idiot just eat shrooms
 
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I got it!

I’ll tell Harlan Rashada that I’m a yuge gator fan and that my friend QueJay Chik-Fil-A sent me this cool video of Billy and O’Hara coRching up Richardson before practice.

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Then I’ll cough all over them and say that as long as you don’t drink the water or breathe the air, Gainesville’s a great place to live.
better yet, find the grossest airport restaurant you can and order all the Mac n Cheese. All of it. Might need to bring Paranos and some shawtys to do some heavy lifting...drop it off at Jaden's gate, and tell 'em you'll be back in 5 minutes. Come back with a gallon of water, drown the Mac, and ask him what size of jorts he and his father would like, a generous donation from the one and only Que
 
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