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Lmao.

Shouldn’t they focus on their big brothers two hours away in the UCF Knights??

Baby steps little gaytors, baby steps..
 

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Mikeiavelli said:
Seems the more a recruit visits uFag the less they want to commit.
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Yep. After three days there, newcomers start to get the "Tennessee Two-Step" aka "Backdoor Trots" aka "Screaming Meemies" aka "Blowing Mud" aka "Pudding Thunder" aka "Colon Blow" aka "Havana Omelette" aka "Poopnami" aka "Thunder Down Under" aka "Assquake" aka "Butt Chili Blow" aka "Dishonorable DIscharge" aka "Cleveland Tap Water" aka "Party Mud" aka "Doody Stew" aka "Tokyo Doodie Drift" aka "Mississippi Mud Slide" aka "Windward Wall Spackle" - anyway, it's not pleasant.

So if you gotta go to Gainesville - be sure you're out of there before 72 hours.

Otherwise, you may be sitting in Gainesville for much longer than you anticipated.
 
So, my bull shark partner came in this morning and appeared ready to stroke out. I guess he made some calls and is convinced that I was trolling him yesterday (who me?). He said that the gators were "NOT GETTING ANYONE!!!" He started calling Baby Balls Billy a "failure" a "cheap hire" and several names that this board will censor out. I only hope that Sunday leads to mass hysteria in Hog Town!


PS I offered to let him "borrow" one of my Sebastian hats for a few seasons. I thought he was going to die right in my doorway!
 
Holy crap. Did they really just suggested Billy Napier would be Alabama’s top choice to replace Nick Saban? They can’t even get it through their head that Seider Is in no way ever coming back to coach as an assistant for a guy with zero credibility in the power five conferences. It was the same with Al Golden. It was the same at Florida State with norvell. It was the same with Manny Diaz. High-level assistance do not wanna take a chance on a nobody. Nobody.
 
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TpaBayFlyFisher said:
So, my bull shark partner came in this morning and appeared ready to stroke out. I guess he made some calls and is convinced that I was trolling him yesterday (who me?). He said that the gators were "NOT GETTING ANYONE!!!" He started calling Baby Balls Billy a "failure" a "cheap hire" and several names that this board will censor out. I only hope that Sunday leads to mass hysteria in Hog Town!


PS I offered to let him "borrow" one of my Sebastian hats for a few seasons. I thought he was going to die right in my doorway!
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Return a visit - tell him the UM hat is just a loan - so that he could go out in public. Stress how important appearance is, and you want him to walk around in public with pride.

But that you have just one request - actually a promise - to not wear jorts with the UM hat . . . and you'll be wanting it back in another decade or two . . . after all, you're just trying to help HIM.
 
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DamnLiesAndStatistics said:
Honestly, and if anybody knows the real answer, please respond. Who has he been right on?
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There were a couple lower ranked guys (off the top of my head) he guessed right, but they weren’t actually fighting anyone for them. So basically he’s been wrong on every recruit they’ve actually had to battle for.
 
 
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