Tears Gator Tears

[TakeitinDiaz]

Our stadium hosting the World cup in 2026. Didnt see Swampville or Trailerville.

Cmon, you think they’d be impressed by us hosting an event for that sport all the latins like?

 

[OldhamA]

Our stadium hosting the World cup in 2026. Didnt see Swampville or Trailerville.

It's a disgrace you've had it twice since England last hosted it.

 

[786Cane]

So now Northern is going to act "above it all" when it comes to university merchandise. "Because he's not seven".

Meanwhile the university makes MILLIONS off of all us infantile adults purchasing licensed merchandise. People are able to express their support for their schools. This Northern dipsh!te spends HOURS on an internet chat board arguing with QueJay over semantics, and he DOESN'T want to identify with his school at any other time of the day? It's just ridiculous. It's fake snobbery.

Good lord, we now live in a business casual athleisure world. We don't have to wear white or blue oxford shirts 24/7. I watch old TV shows like Hawaii Five-O and I see Jack Lord chasing criminals in a hot/humid environment while he's wearing a suit and tie and I thank the good lord that things have changed.

But, yeah, good ol' Northern...he either doesn't own any Gaytor/Spartan merch, or else he just wears it around the house and never in public. That guy is a REAL man, alrighty...

Serious question, are Jorts available at the Student Store?

 

[786Cane]

So @RVACane can correct me if I'm wrong, but I think he went to Michigan State for undergrad (he used to "hate" the Gaytors) and Florida for law school?

That's what I recall.

 

[JennStrawley’sBabyDaddy]

It's a disgrace you've had it twice since England last hosted it.

I hadn’t thought about that, but that is kind of crazy

 

[CANEONME]

I think mullens wife is a better recruiter than napier

 

[786Cane]

The thing I find funny is any info they post on their board about Miami is hilariously wrong or a blatant lie. Even funnier I posted their offer and it’s the best deal before their insider **** did. A dude on a cane board.

If he’s reading this he should pm me for the latest , I’ll take Chik Fila bribes. I love that ****.

@Cribby We've already boycotted Shorty's and something else that escapes me. Let's boycott CFA to hurt Que!

 

[786Cane]

Blake Alderman is the low-key MVP of Gator Tears

And they can't figure that out!

 

[786Cane]

I'm confused because I thought we didn't have fans

We have 5. LOL

 

[Cribby]

@Cribby We've already boycotted Shorty's and something else that escapes me. Let's boycott CFA to hurt Que!

Isis could have a CF franchise by my house and I wouldn’t boycott that ****. I gots to have my chicken sammich.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Serious question, are Jorts available at the Student Store?

 

[CanefaninBuckeyeland]

Isis could have a CF franchise by my house and I wouldn’t boycott that ****. I gots to have my chicken sammich.

Well i do know that there are those who would prefer Isis over the CFA owners.

 

[CanefaninBuckeyeland]

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So what do they sell to the **** women?

 

[wnycanesfan]

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I never understood why this matters so much to fans of other schools.
I graduated from UCF but I've been a fan of Miami since we moved to Orlando in the early 80's.

So I'm not allowed to be a Hurricanes fan?

To me the fact that many fans did not attend the school makes the school look better since the attachment is based on liking the sports team rather than being an alumni that just roots for the school they went to.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Well i do know that there are those who would prefer Isis over the CFA owners.

I mean, if you're talking about that Gaytor QueJay, yes, I would prefer ISIS...

 

[TheOriginalCane]

So what do they sell to the **** women?

The three pairs of shorts in the middle are from the Tim Tebow Signature Collection.

The first and last pair are for women, so that they can cover up their massive winter bushes...

 

[Cryptical Envelopment]

I swear, this is the worst dunk. I mean, I’m sure 80 percent of the morons on their board didn’t attend UF

The funniest thing is they are basically admitting that no one would ever want to become a UF fan unless they had to via in-state tuition subsidies.

 

[KANE]

Hey, JetSkiSwampGaytor, you can't spell FUUUUUUCK YOU without the F and the U.

It’s also impossible to spell “Dumb Fucc” without the U and F!

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Recent photo of a Gaytor LOI ceremony:

 

[KANE]

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I never understood why this matters so much to fans of other schools.
I graduated from UCF but I've been a fan of Miami since we moved to Orlando in the early 80's.

So I'm not allowed to be a Hurricanes fan?

Facts. When the truth of the matter is… most of those slack jawed, backwoods, 3 teeth having, inbred, jort wearing muhfuccas, ain’t went to nobody’s **** school.