Long story quick, I was hanging with a buddy at his house with a few others. We're on his back porch playing pool when his dogs go berserk. We look out and there's a fat racoon by the pool and my buddy says he's gonna let the dogs out to **** him up. I tell him don't do it, it wont go well for his dogs but he lets them out anyway. They go busting out there and before I can get the full 'you done ****ed up A A ron' out the dogs go from mad squabbles to screeching. One of the dogs doesn't even bother with the door, he just runs through the screen getting back in.. and the other poor ******* is yelping out of his mind, spinning in circles with the racoon hanging off his snout. It was kinda comical but I really felt bad for that dog. His homie left him and when it was all said and done he had a big flap of snout skin just hanging while he poured blood. Racoons have thumbs, that automatically raises their 'will **** you up' status. Do not mess with a racoon.