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Thank God...back to tears. It was fun for a day, then the schtick got old.

This is my favorite thread on the board and it felt like him being here took away from the goal of it.

It could always be a separate thread for those who want to engage if he wants to as well...
He’s one of if not the top poster on their board - definitely the top shtick there - and since this thread covers that board, he was suitable to be here for me and @TheOriginalCane. He did what I expected but I also liked him more than I expected.

But sure - It ran its course though. The quips back and forth became monotony. He wanted out and we wanted out. Lol. I genuinely appreciate him coming on here and all of you guys not getting too nasty.
 
I agree, you and @TakeitinDiaz were solid as can be on that level. He’s a shtick though with that stuff. That’s what he does as I said. I just went on there and he actually says it.

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Five Rangz you couldn't be anymore unoriginal and unfunny. Screenshot that. I'll just give it to you simple as that. You're dumb and got outwitted. Simple as that.
Screenshot that, too.
 
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Georgetown, UCLA, and USC don't have a national reputation among college football as an elite annoying fan base. There's nothing stopping me from being like Joe from Miami, who never attended Da U but likes to loudly brag to no one who cares about its many accomplishments. But notice how, for example, ND fans, while annoying, aren't treated similarly by other fan bases. They If you guys weren't so insufferably dumb, you'd be able to be like ND or Georgetown or x private university.

I'm confused by your self-contradictory statements. First, you seem to indicate that "fans who didn't go to a school" becomes a valid criticism when your fanbase is "annoying". You go on to characterize ND's fanbase as "annoying", but you give them a pass. Then you say "you guys" are insufferably dumb, which is a new criterion.

And, look, I can understand that "rival fans in Florida" find Miami fans annoying. I can understand why a school that is, what, 10 spots ahead of us in US News is calling us "insufferably dumb". But the reality is that nobody really thinks these things outside of Florida.

To be fair, the national consensus is that everyone hates our football team, for winning so much over a 20 year period. But nobody says that our fans who travel to games all over the country are "annoying" or "insufferably dumb". They give us crap for supporting a team they hate, but there is a difference.

I'm sure that's too much nuance for your one-liners and snappy comebacks, but it's the truth.
 
He’s one of if not the top poster on their board - definitely the top shtick there - and since this thread covers that board, he was suitable to be here for me and @TheOriginalCane. He did what I expected but I also liked him more than I expected.

But sure - It ran its course though. The quips back and forth became monotony. He wanted out and we wanted out. Lol. I genuinely appreciate him coming on here and all of you guys not getting too nasty.
Yeah, in the future, maybe set up a "come to the zoo and look at the animals" section of the board with thr invited rival super porsters, to avoid derailing tears. I'm worried I missed tears about UF losing to Oklahoma in their regional, and being on the brink of elimination
 
He’s one of if not the top poster on their board - definitely the top shtick there - and since this thread covers that board, he was suitable to be here for me and @TheOriginalCane. He did what I expected but I also liked him more than I expected.

But sure - It ran its course though. The quips back and forth became monotony. He wanted out and we wanted out. Lol. I genuinely appreciate him coming on here and all of you guys not getting too nasty.


And to be clear, I give him full credit for coming over here. I specifically invited him because he was big-talking on the Gaytor website about being able to demolish us all, and that he wasn't afraid to take us all on. That's a special trait, so it was worthwhile to give him the chance to back up those boasts.

As for the other 99% of the Gaytor 247 board, they are unqualified pvssies. They talk big, but they won't do a **** thing about it.

Finally, I want to emphasize something that I have said all along. We all benefit, in ways big and small, from the interaction. Now, maybe the biggest takeaway was a crystal clear example of how toxic the combination of arrogance, misplaced superiority, and tone-deafness towards certain race-oriented subjects can be, but it's still a lesson that can be learned.

I realize there are some posters who sometimes respond with "but all fan bases say/do the same things" and "I don't see color, I hate it every single time when any thread mentions race". But those responses are incorrect and do not make the problems disappear. There are varying degrees of good and bad. There's nothing wrong with being 10% bad and calling out the guy who is 70% bad.

I have been polite to all. I admit to being SARCASTIC, but I welcome discussion, I welcome debate. I was saddened by Northern's immediate and consistent dismissal of the substance behind "Five Rangz", but I wasn't expecting a come-to-Jesus moment either.

And I assure you, he will take his victory laps on Swampa$$ 247 and the Gaytor lemmings will blow him and tell him that he destroyed us all.
 
The hero we needed…

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They make fun of the fact that most Miami fans didn’t attend the school.
But they don’t talk about all the toothless Marlboro red smoking, dip cup carrying, chain smoking meth addicted gator fans spread out all over the state. I guess that’s what a UF degree gets you since apparently most of their fans are alumni.
 
The best way to answer your post is that we can be hypocritical, willing or not, because we can and have the Globo Gym "We're better than you, and we know it" mentality. You guys can point out the hypocrisy or point to your trophy case, but nobody but your own will listen or care. Now, is that fair? Absolutely not. But do I care? Absolutely not.

Lol @ the legal part, though.


One of your most accurate posts.

However the "we're better than you and we know it" mentality is misplaced. And it is the basis of why this thread has mocked your school for over 5 years and 46,000 posts. Not to mention nearly 5 million page views.

You think we're "insufferably dumb". We think you are "unjustifiably arrogant". I'd be willing to bet that if you created a "Miami fans are insufferably dumb" thread, it wouldn't last for 5 years and get 5 million page views. Now, feel free to type your comeback, which will be something along the lines of "that's because everyone knows Miami fans are dumb, and we're not obsessed, and nanny nanny boo boo stick your head in doo doo".
 
One of your most accurate posts.

However the "we're better than you and we know it" mentality is misplaced. And it is the basis of why this thread has mocked your school for over 5 years and 46,000 posts. Not to mention nearly 5 million page views.

You think we're "insufferably dumb". We think you are "unjustifiably arrogant". I'd be willing to bet that if you created a "Miami fans are insufferably dumb" thread, it wouldn't last for 5 years and get 5 million page views. Now, feel free to type your comeback, which will be something along the lines of "that's because everyone knows Miami fans are dumb, and we're not obsessed, and nanny nanny boo boo stick your head in doo doo".
He can't type his comeback.
 
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