Tears Gator Tears

[Ajcane8]

There are levels to it. You've reached obsession. That's bedrock.

Rationalize it however you please.

But, again, make sure you and your friends keep the tears coming.

 

[FIVE RANGZ]

It is pronounced Sall-Man down here.
Be consistent with the schtick or it is bound to fall flat.

Scream it in my face a bunch so that I get used to it.

 

[JD08]

I'm used to more wit and less meh. This isn't much of a challenge.

You got mocked a lot, huh?

 

[Suhrthing]

Half the day is still better than 5 years like you weiners.

You're such a lonely loser, you were 'summoned' to this board and followed like a pathetic cuck hungry for any attention you can gather.

 

[RVACane]

I thought you were supposed to be the official? So much for that lol.

Nah, you're the most delusional group. Every other fan base but you knows it, so you guys making this obsession thread for a program who views you as its, like, 4th-most important rivalry is adorable. Nobody respects your fan base or cares that you won five national championships--probably because you never shut up about it.

Uhh...what about Saban? We hate Alabama. We hate every SEC team not named the University of Florida. The only time you'll ever catch me rooting for a team like Bama is if it's playing Georgia, Clemson, or some other team that I hate even more. I don't know where you got the idea that it's all brotherly love or that some other SEC school's success is perceived as shared, but that's pure fiction.

That's a lot of crying in that last paragraph, though. Tissue?

Sorry man. We all volunteer here. I live and work on a west coast time zone now and it gets crazy sometimes on a Friday of all things.

I have not even seen the last 7 pages. I’m on 2312 and it’s already on 2319. I hope they were reasonably civil.

We definitely have delusional fans too. That said, you guys change the rules every time it suits the situation. If not you, a number on your board. Like we’ll literally get clowned on there for something - like the transfer portal, NIL - whatever - and then when it’s you guys, it’s a different rule. I didn’t make up those examples up.

If we had hired Billy with that same staff and you guys hired our staff, we’d be getting hammered relentlessly for the staff level. He’s definitely more of a gamble yet the shots at Strong and Steele in these current roles is just odd.

And yeah, some stuff we say is crazy but some of the narratives on us are crazy. Like there’s no way Mario promised Citizen the starting job and I’m assuming QueJay got that from his buddy on the staff and it’s possible that Citizen said it or demanded it from Billy but Mario knows better than to do that. My guess is that we paid more in NIL plus whatever Kevin Smith and Mario as an OL guy did to help that recruitment.

And as for NIL, Ruiz is the most legit operator. He’s buying promotion for a business. Those collectives are just boosters flat out paying players. And really I don’t care how they do it. They should just be able to pay these kids but he’s not running a suspect NIL scam as has been said over there.

You guys benefited from under the table bags way more effectively than we did. Now you’re all ****ed that we can compete. I’ve read how broke and poor we are on 247 forever. It’s not remotely true. We’ve unfortunately had a cheap *** program run by a bunch of monkeys who look like they’re trying to **** a football like Blake James, Golden, Manny… we’ve always had money and people with money but the wrong mentality to compete with the massive programs. Now that paying is legal, and Mario came home, that’s changing.

 

[FIVE RANGZ]

I think the underlying answer in that ND example is that the majority of that fan base is white and Miami is a large mix of everything, hence all the Ebonics slang that always gets thrown around. Yes, I said it.

Like you said, ND fans are super obnoxious, but somehow not treated similarly. In the same similar way to Boston Celtic or Boston “pick your sport” fans.

Sorry I made it some about race but there are a lot of underlying conditions here how one fan base is treated vs another that hasn’t won sh*t since what, 1988 in ND, but yeah, they are fine.

Oh, and USC doesn’t have a reputation for elite football?? Seriously, Clark?

I don't care about race. Someone's race is completely uninteresting to me. If you're dumb, you're dumb, and I'll mock it.

I didn't say "elite football". Check again.

 

[JamesQuall]

We must not be watching the same movies starring the Rock then because there is no sweet spot to them. They almost all suck. Seems like a good dude, though

Nah, I never mentioned the Rock. I agree he seems like a good dude though. I was talking straight to VHS movies that had a combined budget of $43.22. You know, bottom of the barrel ones.

Semi-serious question though, and you may have answered it. Why do you view us as an inferior nothing team? Objectively, we are winning the head-to-head games, have more HOFs, more 1st rounders, and of course "more rangz" than y'all. Is it due to recent performance? Or is it due to simple rival hate (i.e anything they have or do sucks automatically)? Or something else entirely?

 

[FIVE RANGZ]

You're such a lonely loser, you were 'summoned' to this board and followed like a pathetic cuck hungry for any attention you can gather.

You've given me attention for ~15 straight pages and thousands of posts before today, so you only have yourself to blame. Shame shame.

 

[Suhrthing]

You've given me attention for ~15 straight pages and thousands of posts before today, so you only have yourself to blame. Shame shame.

I have no clue who you are bruh - outside of a loser who seeks attention on a rival sports board, don't flatter yourself.

 

[PIPO]

I don't care about race. Someone's race is completely uninteresting to me. If you're dumb, you're dumb, and I'll mock it.

I didn't say "elite football". Check again.

I fixed it. My bad

 

[Mnhurricane]

This “I think I’m god’s gift to the earth” gator is trying to talk down to a board full of doctors, lawyers, engineers, brokers, etc who are all very successful. Band this racist fool

 

[FIVE RANGZ]

Sorry man. We all volunteer here. I live and work on a west coast time zone now and it gets crazy sometimes on a Friday of all things.

I have not even seen the last 7 pages. I’m on 2312 and it’s already on 2319. I hope they were reasonably civil.

We definitely have delusional fans too. That said, you guys change the rules every time it suits the situation. If not you, a number on your board. Like we’ll literally get clowned on there for something - like the transfer portal, NIL - whatever - and then when it’s you guys, it’s a different rule. I didn’t make up those examples up.

If we had hired Billy with that same staff and you guys hired our staff, we’d be getting hammered relentlessly for the staff level. He’s definitely more of a gamble yet the shots at Strong and Steele in these current roles is just odd.

And yeah, some stuff we say is crazy but some of the narratives on us are crazy. Like there’s no way Mario promised Citizen the starting job and I’m assuming QueJay got that from his buddy on the staff and it’s possible that Citizen said it or demanded it from Billy but Mario knows better than to do that. My guess is that we paid more in NIL plus whatever Kevin Smith and Mario as an OL guy did to help that recruitment.

And as for NIL, Ruiz is the most legit operator. He’s buying promotion for a business. Those collectives are just boosters flat out paying players. And really I don’t care how they do it. They should just be able to pay these kids but he’s not running a suspect NIL scam as has been said over there.

You guys benefited from under the table bags way more effectively than we did. Now you’re all ****ed that we can compete. I’ve read how broke and poor we are on 247 forever. It’s not remotely true. We’ve unfortunately had a cheap *** program run by a bunch of monkeys who look like they’re trying to **** a football like Blake James, Golden, Manny… we’ve always had money and people with money but the wrong mentality to compete with the massive programs. Now that paying is legal, and Mario came home, that’s changing.

The best way to answer your post is that we can be hypocritical, willing or not, because we can and have the Globo Gym "We're better than you, and we know it" mentality. You guys can point out the hypocrisy or point to your trophy case, but nobody but your own will listen or care. Now, is that fair? Absolutely not. But do I care? Absolutely not.

Lol @ the legal part, though.

 

[FIVE RANGZ]

This “I think I’m god’s gift to the earth” gator is trying to talk down to a board full of doctors, lawyers, engineers, brokers, etc who are all very successful. Band this racist fool

Yes, band me. There are some great festivals this summer.

 

[FIVE RANGZ]

Nah, I never mentioned the Rock. I agree he seems like a good dude though. I was talking straight to VHS movies that had a combined budget of $43.22. You know, bottom of the barrel ones.

Semi-serious question though, and you may have answered it. Why do you view us as an inferior nothing team? Objectively, we are winning the head-to-head games, have more HOFs, more 1st rounders, and of course "more rangz" than y'all. Is it due to recent performance? Or is it due to simple rival hate (i.e anything they have or do sucks automatically)? Or something else entirely?

I only rip on your fan base and university, not so much the actual team, unless there's a player on your team I wanted who now sucks for choosing you.

 

[PIPO]

The SEC East consists of

UGA














Kentucky
UF
TENN
Vandy
Missouri
South Carolina

Really tough sledding there outside of UGA

He’s talking about you, Trumpy…

 

[RVACane]

The best way to answer your post is that we can be hypocritical, willing or not, because we can and have the Globo Gym "We're better than you, and we know it" mentality. You guys can point out the hypocrisy or point to your trophy case, but nobody but your own will listen or care. Now, is that fair? Absolutely not. But do I care? Absolutely not.

Lol @ the legal part, though.

How’s Ruiz not doing NIL the way it was intended or better, so you see any difference between how Ruiz is doing it and how the Gator Collective and/or Gator Guard is doing NIL under the rules?

 

[TakeitinDiaz]

Let me ask you about this because UiF and Semenhole fans like to say “majority of their fans didn’t attend the University of Miami.”

Miami is a private university that is very expensive with a student body of around 12k, located in a major city.

Both large, way less expensive public universities are located far, far away.

The mean household income in Miami or really, anywhere in the US, couldn’t afford to attend UM.

It’s such a dumb point to make. You can say that about any private school in a major city. Most people don’t attend Georgetown in DC, but they are fans of the basketball team. Same for UCLA. Same for USC, etc. so many other examples. I know it’s a state rival.

Why is this such a prideful point for you gaytuh?

This is a great point. Because truthfully, the majority of gator fans didn’t attend the school either.

He’s talking about you, Trumpy…

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this guy has the gator ethos down pat. He hasn’t defended himself well, has not been particularly witty, yet he runs back to that board and just proclaims that he’s owning this board. If he says it enough, it must be true, right?

 

[FIVE RANGZ]

How’s Ruiz not doing NIL the way it was intended or better, so you see any difference between how Ruiz is doing it and how the Gator Collective and/or Gator Guard is doing NIL under the rules?

Publicly? 100%

 

[FIVE RANGZ]

This is a great point. Because truthfully, the majority of gator fans didn’t attend the school either.

this guy has the gator ethos down pat. He hasn’t defended himself well, has not been particularly witty, yet he runs back to that board and just proclaims that he’s owning this board. If he says it enough, it must be true, right?

Must mean the opposite because it's a Cane's fan's take on it

 

[JamesQuall]

I only rip on your fan base and university, not so much the actual team, unless there's a player on your team I wanted who now sucks for choosing you.

Fair enough. I too wish no ill will on any individual person or athlete on your team. However, my sincerest condolences for the affliction of being "a gator." I hear you may often be ornery due to having all them teeth and no toothbrush.