Tears Gator Tears

The delusion is strong.

First, if the money is close, Rashada would be stupid to not pick the gator because…I have no idea why but their staff has never produced a quarterback worth anything. What would be smart about going to play for a guy who’s been canned from every QB coaching position he’s ever had and is just a glorified tight ends coach?

Second, Miami overspent on Jackson. So that doesn’t count as out bidding the gator. What? Do they even understand what the term “outbid” means? That’s like going to a car auction and saying everyone overpaid because your offer of $50 wasn’t enough to win. Anything over what their broke asses were willing to offer is “overspending” so it doesn’t count.


Hey, man, this morning I was watching an item on eBay, but the price got too high, so I dropped out.

But I wasn't outbid, though. Don't tell me I was outbid, man. It doesn't count, man!
 
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Alphas don't go the ACC. Does this middle of the pack school progrum really think that just because they're in the SEC that teenagers are going to choose to enroll and spend their future learning fundamental football fro a Sunbelt coach? I'm not saying Miami is the best, but Florida is far behind everybody else.
When was the last time a recruit picked Vandy or Arky or SCe over Clemson or Miami because they're in the SEC? ******* never...
 
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This delusional fūctard’s name is Bear Man Daniel and he lives in Atlanta. Only certain people with a very specific predilection call themselves bear men.

I’m pretty sure I know what he’s into, so he should be really easy to find in Atlanta if anybody wants to punch him in his lady parts. All you have to do is check out the right kind of clubs.

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How the **** did they come up with they’re running 2nd lol … my god!
 
How the **** did they come up with they’re running 2nd lol … my god!
They literally invent it. They say something, repeat it, then it becomes fact for them and anyone who says anything in opposite is delusional.

Mullet was a top 3 x and O’s coach and an overall top 5 coach, Savage was top 5 as a S&C Coach, Brewster’s the best TE coach in the game, they’re TEU now, top 5 university…
 
They literally invent it. They say something, repeat it, then it becomes fact for them and anyone who says anything in opposite is delusional.

Mullet was a top 3 x and O’s coach and an overall top 5 coach, Savage was top 5 as a S&C Coach, Brewster’s the best TE coach in the game, they’re TEU now, top 5 university…

They basically rationalize away any problems right up until the day that their head coach gets fired.

Here for it.
 
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Let's keep this short and simple (I sometimes promise that, I don't always deliver)...

1. Cal? Cal?

2. This entire multi-year thread can sum up the Gaytors fans with two words: arrogant hypocrisy. These Gaytors are positively Saban-esque, as they whine about other schools "buying" players at the same time as they boast about their ability to offer illegal and legal payments to players.

3. "We haven't been outbid for a signficant recruit yet". They aren't going to count Perkins because they got "the wrong parent" (in spite of their prior boasts about offering Perkins' dad money, which is illegal). They aren't going to count Jackson because the price was too high (not sure if this dope knows how auctions work, but you can't say you didn't get outbid just because you drop out of the auction, it's kinda the definition of being outbid). And they aren't going to count Citizen because of some invented myth about the promise of a starting job (and if we are being honest here, that's part of the bidding process too, and they refuse to acknowledge that BD Billy Gaypier wanted the kid, but then didn't want him enough to play him, as if the two-headed 5-star-bust backfield of Lingard and Bowman is sooooo powerful that you can't possibly promise a freshman a shot at starting).

4. That little Drew puzzy talking about "scared money" and then in his very next post he whines that Miami "massively" outbid for Jackson. Meanwhile, EVEN IF you believe the nonsense from a month ago, Miami's NIL offer beat Florida's by about $150K. Smellls like...scared money...

5. Back to the "Citizen" situation for a moment. I've seen a million prior Gaytor posts where they big-talk about how a coach needs to LIE to recruits, to promise them the world to sign on the dotted line. As mentioned above, they also advocated ILLEGAL illicit payments to recruits. SUDDENLY they want to act like Billy Gaypier is the only faithful man in the whorehouse, the only truth-teller who be honest "for the sake of the kids". Wait, wait, the same Billy Gaypier whose depth chart is a G5 transfer and two 5-star busts? For THIS, honesty is the best policy? For THIS, Gaypier can't possibly offer a starting role (when the entirety of the Rashada pitch, outside of the obvious money, is "come be our starter and I'll svck your d!ck"?)...

All right, I kept it (reasonably) short, I just have to say I love the split personality Gaytors...lie, cheat, steal, whatever it takes to get recruits...but do it honestly and with honor, all those other rivals are just filthy disgusting criminals who shouldn't be allowed to steal our property...
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Someone there just decided that Citizen chose Miami because…uh…Mario “promised” him the starting job and they all just ran with that as fact. Even if that was true, how would they have that knowledge?
 
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I love the message board insiders who speak vague *** circular logic. Btw i have to feel bad for some of these kids. People are basically blaming all recruiting failures on the kids being money hungry. Assigning millions to them while they prolly still struggling. No one thinks they go anywhere to actually get developed and make the next level. And even when they do get money, people are blowing numbers out their ***, or that they were guaranteed playing time. How can you guarantee someone a starting job with 4 older players who are talented on the rosters. Isn't that going to destroy team moral and create a soft mentality. These man make no sense.

Bama been paying players but if they had a bum coach, lots of man would not go there and alot of them didn't get paid. Do they think Skinner came here because we paid him lots of money or Fields stayed on him 24/7 for years?

They are really mad about Citizen. Mainly because its us, and 2 they thought he was in the bag. I know the area Citizen from and thats the area u can get Louisiana kids from, its kinda like Orlando, there is not a firm bias to anyone even though its mostly LSU, they are far enough away where you have a chance. If you a RB or OL, its not hard to play for Mario with his coaching and mentality.
 
Someone there just decided that Citizen chose Miami because…uh…Mario “promised” him the starting job and they all just ran with that as fact. Even if that was true, how would they have that knowledge?
What are they going to say when he isn’t starting lol?

He’s going to beat out multiple established guys even though he arrived in the summer?
 
Someone there just decided that Citizen chose Miami because…uh…Mario “promised” him the starting job and they all just ran with that as fact. Even if that was true, how would they have that knowledge?
It's actually even less solid than somebody claiming they know Mario offered it. It started with Chick-fil-Jay or another insider saying Citizen wanted a starting job and Billy, a man of INTEGRITY, wouldn't promise it. But Citizen picked Miami! Soooo that must mean Mario promised him a starting job. This was, of course, after they had originally claimed there was a huge NIL disparity. Then they didn't want it to be a money story, so they turned the page and found a new excuse.

On a side note, even if Citizen did demand a starting job from Billy (doubtful), that doesn't mean he demanded one from Mario. Not all jobs are equal. I've negotiated job offers before where I wanted more PTO from one company, or a bigger signing bonus and salary from another. Why? Because job offers, like recruiting pitches, need to be considered in totality. But that may be too much nuance to explain to swamp people.
 
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I’m a boxing fan… I’ve watched all the HBO documentaries in this series . This video below is one of my favorites the Foreman vs Moorer fight. Skip ahead to the 21:00 mark and watch until the 22:00 mark. Moorer reminds me of Gators fans here when he says Foreman got lucky like they say Mario got lucky or we promised this to a recruit and then watch as he starts to realize that maybe Foreman did set him up the whole night like gators fans finally realizing “oh sh*t maybe we did get out-recruited.

Side note I’ve met Moorer multiple times he lives down here and is one of the nicest people you’ll ever meet.

 
How the **** did they come up with they’re running 2nd lol … my god!


The funny part is this. QueJay is just a "multiple Chick Fil-A owner". His "inside information" comes from a fraternity brother on the Gaytor staff. We've already seen what kind of "irrational exuberance" the Gaytor corching staff has, they've either been misled by recruits, or they failed to properly assess the confidence level with recruits, multiple times.

Sooooo...Gaytors corching staff feels they are in first place with Rashada. Frat Boy 1 brags to Frat Boy 2. The Chick Fil-A King shares this nonsense with the Gaytors board. And the Gaytor fans start pairing up to suck each other's *****.

Lather, rinse, repeat...
 
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Someone there just decided that Citizen chose Miami because…uh…Mario “promised” him the starting job and they all just ran with that as fact. Even if that was true, how would they have that knowledge?
Because QueJayChikFilA, told them at the time when he was explaining what happened on signing day that Citizen wanted to be promised the starting job, which Que was presumably told by a member of the gaytor coRching staph.

We’d have to check the exact quote on a screenshot in here to see Que’s exact response. I mean maybe that was Citizen’s demand to sign at UiF??? That doesn’t mean it’s the same for us if he made that demand on the gaytor.
 
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Because QueJayChikFilA, told them at the time when he was explaining what happened on signing day that Citizen wanted to be promised the starting job, which Que was presumably told by a member of the gaytor coRching staph.

We’d have to check the exact quote on a screenshot in here to see Que’s exact response. I mean maybe that was Citizen’s demand to sign at UiF??? That doesn’t mean it’s the same for us if he made that demand on the gaytor.

Either porsters on the site made up that whole Citizen thing out of whole cloth, or chicken boy actually does have a plug on the staff, the turds are aware of it, and they’re using the fry boy to spin information to put themselves in the best possible light.
 
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