Tears Gator Tears

[Baba Yaga]

One of the best skits..: they actually break character in one scene when they’re looking at pics of celebrities and Chappelle makes fun of Rosie O Donnell at 1:25 mark

Because she cuts ****holes in her underwear.

 

[Page305]

It's hilarious how every fan base feels like the favorite for Baxter smh

 

[Page305]

Especially ufag... Like where did that confidence come from with Baxter? We have legit reasons to feel confident lol

 

[WeBallinBoyz]

Especially ufag... Like where did that confidence come from with Baxter? We have legit reasons to feel confident lol

Probably being from Orlando, that’s it lol.

 

[OriginalCanesCanesCanes]

I mean if we get this guy with all the defensive lineman we’ve already signed, holy shlt, the Sling Blade Billy era is over before it began. I mean they’re supposed to get him.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Probably being from Orlando, that’s it lol.

Righrt.

Except he's not. Or, at least, he's not exclusively from Orlando.

Gaytor fans just see "Edgewater High School". They can't do a minute's worth of research to realize he's originally from SoFla.

And don't get me wrong, I love both Central Florida and South Florida. But I don't blind myself to the reality that there are many families in Florida that have either lived in both areas or continue to have family in both areas.

Edgewater High School does NOT equal "University of Florida", no matter how much magical thinking the Gaytor fans try to employ.

 

[RVACane]

 

[OriginalCanesCanesCanes]

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“Lol. They just say shlt and believe it”

It’s like they make up their own reality. That was hilarious. They just make up this fictional world and all of a sudden it’s real. They know what people think. They live in their own reality that doesn’t follow known laws of nature and physics. Gaytorz Lawz of Quantum Mechanixx

 

[RVACane]

“Lol. They just say shlt and believe it”

It’s like they make up their own reality. That was hilarious. They just make up this fictional world and all of a sudden it’s real. They know what people think. They live in their own reality that doesn’t follow known laws of nature and physics. Gaytorz Lawz of Quantum Mechanixx

Seriously, like earlier today one guy listed our deficiencies and threw in “suspect NIL”. Lol

Where do they get this stuff from?
Answer: They just say shît and believe it.

 

[Yoyo82]

Lots of head to head recruiting battles with UF this year.

This tears thread is going to be glorious once we land Jackson and will only get better.

 

[Bender]

Remember kids, Jackson wasnt a take if Miami gets him

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Seriously, like earlier today one guy listed our deficiencies and threw in “suspect NIL”. Lol

Where do they get this stuff from?
Answer: They just say shît and believe it.

It's "magical thinking". They say things, hoping to will those things into existence.

 

[RVACane]

It's "magical thinking". They say things, hoping to will those things into existence.

Im pretty sure they were calling Nick Savage a Top 5 or 10 S&C Coach. He wasn’t even in that Top 50 list published and when he got canned when Mullet quit they were ripping him.

They called Emory Jones the best returning QB in the SEC before he started a game. Then they were begging for Richardson to start and ultimately for Emory to transfer out.

Wasn’t Mullet a Top 5 X’s and O’s Coach or did they eventually drop the x and o part?

And then there’s everything else they say. Lol

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Im pretty sure they were calling Nick Savage a Top 5 or 10 S&C Coach. He wasn’t even in that Top 50 list published and when he got canned when Mullet quit they were ripping him.

They called Emory Jones the best returning QB in the SEC before he started a game. Then they were begging for Richardson to start and ultimately for Emory to transfer out.

Wasn’t Mullet a Top 5 X’s and O’s Coach or did they eventually drop the x and o part?

And then there’s everything else they say. Lol

Exactly.

Gaytor Brandz is a Top 5 brand.

Mullet was a Top 3 QB Whisperer.

Gaypier's defensive staff was going to be the best in college football.

We could put together a helluva list of Gaytor lists...

 

[RVACane]

 

[AUcane]

Do these guys not understand that not all DL play the same position? lol

And lol at Havana, Cuba reference.

BTW, I just looked at Havana on a map and did not realize that this was a little podunk town on the panhandle near Tally. Color me surprised if we get this kid.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

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Oh, goodie, Willgriergoat reads my posts!

Too bad he doesn't realize I was being sarcastic.

Schadenfreude...

 

[TC@ne]

Gator fans: the perfect hybrid of an FSU fan’s delusion and alternate reality, with a heavy pinch of a WVU fan’s racism.

They are a funny bunch.

 

[Cryptical Envelopment]

Seems like a good time to check in on pre-season #1 UF Baseball...

Hold on, I can't find them in the rankings...

Stand by... digging.

Wait, here we go.

Oh. One game out of last place in the SEC East. Shame.

 

[GojiraCane]

Gaytor fan: Companies in Miami that offer NIL deals legally and with fairly negotiated contracts, which was the exact intention and contemplation of the US Supreme Court in permitting such arrangements...are "suspect"...

Same Gaytor fan: Florida's secretive "NIL collective", which was not the intention or contemplation of the US Supreme Court, can compete and beat Texas A&M, which has openly acknowledged the will and ability to spend $30 million for NIL....

With all due respect to @flagator86 , most of the Gaytor fans are the WORST kind of hypocrites.

Side question on A$M....is it $30M over the projected four year life of the 2022 class, or $30M per year? If the latter, A&M will very shortly be spending NFL levels of money on securing its college players.