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RattlerCane305 said:
Or a lineman's time in the Big Man 100m...
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LOL - it’s a good time for a big man’s race.

But it’s not even a good time for a 1-A high school 100 m race. I’m talking about men.

But I ain’t lying, there’s probably at least several dozen girls in the state of Florida, probably a lot more, in high school, that would beat him easily in 100 m race.

Remember, this guy supposed to be an “underrated“ wide receiver prospect. This guy would get run down in club or intramural football in college. What’s going to happen to him in the SEC or the ACC?
 
OriginalCanesCanesCanes said:
LOL - it’s a good time for a big man’s race.

But it’s not even a good time for a 1-A high school 100 m race. I’m talking about men.

But I ain’t lying, there’s probably at least several dozen girls in the state of Florida, probably a lot more, in high school, that would beat him easily in 100 m race.

Remember, this guy supposed to be an “underrated“ wide receiver prospect. This guy would get run down in club or intramural football in college. What’s going to happen to him in the SEC or the ACC?
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I'll stop you if you're lyin'. Keep going...
 
RattlerCane305 said:
I'll stop you if you're lyin'. Keep going...
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My friend, sit down with nice cold iced tea for this.

As you’re laughing, make sure that tea doesn’t come out through your nose lol.

Enjoy:

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That’s six girls in 2A only, that have broken 12 seconds. That means they would’ve smoked his ***.

That also means that into a there’s quite a few more that ran between 12.0, and 12.8. What this guy run like at 12.7 ?

And this is only 2A, and only Florida.

I probably underestimated the number, there might be a couple hundred girls maybe even close to 1000 that would beat his 12.7 time.

Think about it, this guy could come in last in a girl‘s race. Easily.
 
OriginalCanesCanesCanes said:
My friend, sit down with nice cold iced tea for this.

As you’re laughing, make sure that tea doesn’t come out through your nose lol.

Enjoy:

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That’s six girls in 2A only, that have broken 12 seconds. That means they would’ve smoked his ***.

That also means that into a there’s quite a few more that ran between 12.0, and 12.8. What this guy run like at 12.7 ?

And this is only 2A, and only Florida.

I probably underestimated the number, there might be a couple hundred girls maybe even close to 1000 that would beat his 12.7 time.

Think about it, this guy could come in last in a girl‘s race. Easily.
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Actually my good man, I prefer iced tea & lemonade, better known in some communities as Arnold Palmer or Flop as it's called in mine. Funny thing though, I can't stand iced tea or lemonade separately but the sum total is exponentially greater than its equal parts.

Forgive me for going on that tangent, but I digress. That kid is slower than tortoise ***...
 
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RattlerCane305 said:
Actually my good man, I prefer iced tea & lemonade, better known in some communities as Arnold Palmer or Flop as it's called in mine. Funny thing though, I can't stand iced tea or lemonade separately but the sum total is exponentially greater than its equal parts.

Forgive me for going on that tangent, but I digress. That kid is slower than tortoise ***...
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LOL I know about flop. I’m exactly the same way. I mean I’ll drink sweet tea from very rarely, depending on what I’m eating, but generally I don’t do tea. As far as lemonade, I’ve never liked lemonade. But put them both together and it’s some kind of taste bud chemistry going on, because it tastes good. The rest of my family is a different story, they pretty much all drink cold tea.

Yep, he’s slower than old people *****’
 
RattlerCane305 said:
Actually my good man, I prefer iced tea & lemonade, better known in some communities as Arnold Palmer or Flop as it's called in mine. Funny thing though, I can't stand iced tea or lemonade separately but the sum total is exponentially greater than its equal parts.

Forgive me for going on that tangent, but I digress. That kid is slower than tortoise ***...
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You probably already know, but in case you don't....

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OriginalCanesCanesCanes said:
LOL I know about flop. I’m exactly the same way. I mean I’ll drink sweet tea from very rarely, depending on what I’m eating, but generally I don’t do tea. As far as lemonade, I’ve never liked lemonade. But put them both together and it’s some kind of taste bud chemistry going on, because it tastes good. The rest of my family is a different story, they pretty much all drink cold tea.

Yep, he’s slower than old people *****’
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Yeah man my granny used to make iced tea EVERY DAY so I'm burnt out for life, and I always need some water after drinking lemonade. But put em together and I can drink a fish tank's worth.

So to tie it all together, we both love Canes Athletics, Mr. Coach Kleiiiiuuuuhhh Gaypier's recruiting, and tasty beverages like Flop and Gaytor Tears....
 
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OriginalCanesCanesCanes said:
LOL I know about flop. I’m exactly the same way. I mean I’ll drink sweet tea from very rarely, depending on what I’m eating, but generally I don’t do tea. As far as lemonade, I’ve never liked lemonade. But put them both together and it’s some kind of taste bud chemistry going on, because it tastes good. The rest of my family is a different story, they pretty much all drink cold tea.

Yep, he’s slower than old people *****’
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Seriously tho nobody makes good sweet today. It only needs a tiny amount of sugar. That **** that publix jugs up has the viscosity of penzoil. Thick *** syrup tea is gross AF.
 
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supacane said:
Tf. Jamaica high school nationals just completed. The winner ran 11.23 into a -2.2 head winds, so she round about 11.00 or little higher. Pretty sure evry girl beat 12.2 at worse unless they fell or got injured
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And that's still FIVE TENTHS faster than his time!!! And those girls would likely be at 12 flat in a 0.0. The last girl in that race will gap his ***...
 
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