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[EB1177]

This guy doesn't understand the definition of the word "literally"...

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CLEARLY that **** IDIOT doesn’t know what the word NEVER means either because we’ve been RELEVANT & LIVING RENT FREE in every gaytor fans’ mind since around the late 70’s!

 

[kmoj9kmo]

Another "almost-but-not-quite" distinction for the Gaytors!!!

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Honestly though if there’s one thing a school should brag about that should be unanimously accepted, it should always be academics related. Wanna see the young kids do great things regardless of where they’re at, except on the field for saturdays cause f**k em

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Honestly though if there’s one thing a school should brag about that should be unanimously accepted, it should always be academics related. Wanna see the young kids do great things regardless of where they’re at, except on the field for saturdays cause f**k em

Agreed. But there are a million ways to title a headline related to positive academics. "Almost-but-not-quite" is just the Gaytor way...

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Man, now I wish there was a Rivals/247 ranking system for coaching staffs...

 

[LokiCane]

 

[3rd-43]

Only in my mind..D..only in my mind…my bones say your full of sHT..

Pause. Can't have both those words in your play

 

[Canestomp]

Arlis “Gator Womp” Boardingham. See ya next year in the transfer portal, buckaroo.

 

[Canes2082]

Added another commit but…. Ooohh still a little behind

 

[JOE'CANE]

Napier losing staff.

How is that guy still wrking

 

[Canes2082]

That’s sad… lol

 

[skillydoo]

Yes it is
39.

HBD aquarian brother.

 

[Cane Fan 4 Life]

Found this gem inside one of the local Mexican restaurants in Savannah…

 

[TheOriginalCane]

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That’s sad… lol

The levels of sadness are many and varied.

The ones that I enjoy...involve a bunch of Gaytor fans rooting AGAINST the Boardingham commit (because, you know, he's not Gaytor Brandz Quality) while simultaneously rooting FOR the Boardingham commit SOLELY ON THE BASIS THAT HIS THREE MEASLY STARS WOULD ALLOW THEM TO MOVE UP A SPOT OR TWO IN THE RECRUITING RANKINGS.

This just exposes the Gaytor fans for what they are, and the Gaytor coaches for being the SAME star whores that they were WHEN THIS THREAD FIRST STARTED. McSharkfvcker (not even just MULLET) was desperately trying to pump up his recruiting rankings by taking questionable guys and complete reaches.

And then Mullet did it too.

And now Gaypier is doing it AGAIN.

Yes, I guess 3 stars are better than 0 stars.

Gaytors just need a couple more 3 star JAGs to catch up to Miami's "quality over quantity" class...

 

[Stylie]

Lousiana whipped App's *** last year. I only know that because I'm an App grad.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Napier losing staff.

Couldn't they get a more updated photo of Pasqualoni?

 

[Page305]

Added another commit but…. Ooohh still a little behind

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11 3-stars? Holy

 

[TheOriginalCane]

11 3-stars? Holy

Every star is sacred...

 

[TheOriginalCane]

@RVACane and I concur...THE SOLE REASON that Gaypier accepted Boardingham's commitment is so that the Gaytors could skyrocket up the recruiting rankings...

Still...this is the the least-self-aware use of emojis EVER:

Hey all you FSU and Vols fans…

Hey all you FSU and Vols fans…

247sports.com

(sorry for the link instead of a screenshot, I couldn't get the screen small enough to snapshot the whole delicious list)

 

[Cajuncane]

11 3-stars? Holy

They may have a decent rank if they sign 45-50 players..

 

[TheOriginalCane]

They may have a decent rank if they sign 45-50 players..

Challenge accepted!