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Iguanas I'm still F*cking LOL.
 
TheOriginalCane said:
Holy cow. Thank you, @RVACane for keeping me in mind for this special occasion...

Where to start? How about an amuse bouche. It's BALD-FACED lie. Not "boldfaced". Without going into a lengthy discussion of the origin of the phrase, it refers to bearded men being trustworthy, and men who shave being untrustworthy. BALD-FACED LIE. Fuggin' Gaytors...

Next, I'm going to provide a tantalizing starter, to set the context for the meal. It is obvious that QueJay is a person prone to exaggeration. Why? Because he is comparable to Nevin Shapiro. Great liars/con men are known for embroidering a little bit of truth into their lies, so that people are prone to believe the lies because of the little specks of truth that can be verified or believed. But when certain skeptical people begin to pull at the false threads of the story, the liar/con man has to backpedal and cover the exposed areas with a deeper pile of bullsh!te.

So the guy claims that he owns multiple Chick Fil-As. And Chick Fil-A is a successful company, so this is going to give the guy credibility as to his general successful station in life. Oh, but then someone points out that Chick Fil-A is very big on only letting OPERATORS (this is their term for the owner of each store) own just one store, so QueJay counters with "oh, it's other family members, but it's MY money". And, technically, he may be accurate here, regardless of the fact that Chick Fil-A is WELL-KNOWN for vetting the HECK out of their Operators, not only on a financial level, but also on a values-ethics-religion-family life level as well. So, sure, maybe QueJay moved some funds around and deceived Chick Fil-A corporate as to the actual financial strength of some of his family members, and maybe Chick Fil-A looked the other way (I could go into a lengthy "suspicion" breakdown of why this may have happened as QueJay described it, which would be different from the experience of the other Gaytor porster, but I don't want to get sidetracked, let's just say that Chick Fil-A has a long history of serving white-meat chicken). But the important takeaway is that QueJay essentially bragged that the other two Chick Fil-As were "his" because he provided the money. Which, of course, is not how I believe Chick Fil-A corporate sees things, but it is just an indication of how fast-and-loose certain people like to be when they think they have all the information and are running the show.

Now, let's move on to the next course. I haven't read all of QueJay's posts, I have relied on some of my CIS brethren to cut-paste. I apologize for not asking more questions on the "brother" comment, which I heard for the first time last night. But I ABSOLUTELY knew that QueJay was a Que-Dog. An Omega Psi Phi. I'm not going to go into great detail here or get too sidetracked, but Omegas are known (or were known, it's been a while since I was an undergrad) for branding the Omega letter on their bodies, often their biceps, so they are very forward about their fraternity affiliation. And, again, without going into detail, some of the historically black Greek letter organizations refer to their pledge class and year of initiation as well as their fraternity letters, so we can narrow down QueJay's age (and potential connection to a Gaytor staffer) by his screen name. Furthermore, a "line brother" is a guy that was in the fraternity at the same time. And, if I really wanted to press the issue, I could just take a Central Florida road trip of Chick Fil-As and try to crack the mystery of QueJay and his line brother on the Gaytor staff. But I'm not that kind of a guy, I would never doxx anyone, that kind of behavior is repulsive to me. I bring it up because it is amusing that a poster who was so offended by Gaytor posters questioning him and his character would be so loosey goosey about disclosing so much personal and professional information about himself.

And finally, the main course. This Chick Fil-A rocket scientist "QueJay" is essentially admitting to recruiting violations in the Perkins recruitment. No, I'm not talking about paying the kid, which (with some limitations) is allowed in the NIL wild wild west. No, I'm talking about setting up a JOB for the mother and HOUSING for the mother and kids. Now, unless Perkins' mom is a celebrity, I highly doubt that the job and housing are "NIL-related" for her and the kids. And last I checked, neither the Supreme Court nor the 50 state legislatures have authorized these kinds of extra benefits for family members. Not to mention, if any of this had been "accepted" by "mama and the kids", whether it would have ended up as declared income on an income tax return. But I digress. The NCAA may be nearly toothless to do anything about NIL, but they can still regulate extra benefits provided to "mama and the kids".

I'll be brief for this final bit, I've told the story before. Back in 2008-09, there was a very well-known 5-star recruit (don't ask me names in this thread, I'm not going to confirm, those who know the story know it, and those who don't can use PMs if they are so curious), and his brother was a long-time poster on another UM website (the one whose owner is a fur man). For years, the older brother had been friends with numerous posters (I even gave him an extra ticket to a UM-F$U game in Tally and hung out with him for the tailgate and game) and he had been telling us that his little brother was going to be a big recruit. Finally, things started to happen, and when he and his little brother flew to Miami for an unofficial, one of the posters met them at the airport and went to lunch with them. He then mentioned this on the boards, and the next thing we knew, certain SEC-SEC-SEC porsters reported this incident to the NCAA and this poster ended up spending a half-day in the UM compliance office getting grilled on the whole incident.

At this point, I wouldn't have a problem with posters forwarding all the screenshots of QueJay to the NCAA. Would be quite amusing, and far more problematic than a couple of random and anonymous Gaytor porsters "slandering" good ol' QueJay.
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Lemme provide the cliff notes to this spot on analysis: That nicka QueJay be lying.
He prolly didn’t even graduate and be doing construction work in his line boots… barking & ****. UiF Qs are a fkn joke.
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They're giving the guy a B for ending:
* 3rd among the Big 3 in Avg Rating per recruit, distant 2nd to Miami in absolute ranking despite 3 more commits
* 9th out of the 14-Team SEC with only Ole Miss, USCe, Miss State, Arkansas and Vandy below them

Got to love the quality of that UF education.
 
grover said:
They're giving the guy a B for ending:
* 3rd among the Big 3 in Avg Rating per recruit, distant 2nd to Miami in absolute ranking despite 3 more commits
* 9th out of the 14-Team SEC with only Ole Miss, USCe, Miss State, Arkansas and Vandy below them

Got to love the quality of that UF education.
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The paramount motive for the delusional is to keep the delusion intact.
 
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jwcane97 said:
So they are cheering getting "some" '23 recruits on campus during this cycle, BDB is some genius?? Did they just crawl out of a hole sleeping with Punxatawny Phil?? Holy ****, we had 11 5 stars at Elite Prospect Day. They won't sniff 11 5 stars on campus the entire year.

****, nothing more delusional then a delusional gaytor fan.
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Normally I charge 20 bucks for that ^ but since you used it in Gaytor Tears it’s free…..
 
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kryptonite said:
So sad. There must be a 12 step program for this. Probably need more like 15 steps but whatever. Getting help for our neighbors to the north is the important thing.
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Would have to be simpler like 3 or 4 steps, average UF fan can't count to 15.
 
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