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Yearly reminder that UF has the most prolific fan fiction writers of any genre.
 
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RVACane said:
So for starters, let’s talk about Tyron Hopper. Dude’s a good player. He requested to go in the portal and they put him in immediately by accident without waiting the 48 hours they’re permitted to try to talk him out of it so they pulled him out. Now he’s back in it as he wants out.

So they know it’s a loss but they think they have Perkins coming and a lawyer on the gaytor slush fund committee said they aren’t being outbid by aTm right now for the NIL. Now Perkins de-commits and they are in the driver’s seat they figure unless it’s a JSU thing again and I’m rooting for JSU but figuring he’s a gaytor… Until…

Y’all know him, I know him - we all love him - @SouthParkCane says in a thread here - watch out for LSU… they won’t be outbid.

How glorious. Imagine Hopper goes and Perk goes to LSU? Evers is gone and they replaced him with Max Browne??? They just added a low 3 star TE who’s the next Gronk???

I said in one of those screenshots that they manufactured an elite recruiting and X’s and O’s Coaching staff in their heads. Napier isn’t close to Mario as a recruiter and he isn’t close to the OC play caller that Mullet is. Corey Raymond is their only saving Grace. They’re laughing at our staff with guys from Oregon??? They’re laughing that we had an Elite day without a full staff

They have a full staff… look at their recruiting results right now.
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I’ll bump this @SouthParkCane Perkins to LSU.
 
 
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TheOriginalCane said:
Yep. And I don't get it.

If Mario is so "dirty", if his "character" is so low, THEN CITE THE SPECIFICS. What are all of these things he has done that are sooooo bad?

Was he giving out free mouse pads when he was at FIU? When he was at Alabama, was he falsely claiming too many championship seasons for the Crimson Tide? Did he arrange for recruits to get free Nike tattoos at Oregon?

I understand that the Gaytor fans don't LIKE Mario Cristobal. But to invent "boldfaced" lies, it's just going a bit too far. At least the McSharkfvcker story was plausible...
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The funny thing is it wouldn’t even matter anymore if we did pay them to come here seeing as how it’s legal now … in a way…

So take out the dropping bags aspect and the only argument seems to be Cristobal “promised him the starting job” lol. … pretty dumb argument but if that’s all they got they can have it I guess?
 
LokiCane said:
Most of them would give him a B on recruiting? One said a C even though he didn't address needs at DL and LB and ran off the recruits they had? This is a C?
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Yes. Completely adequate as far as their concerned. They talk a big game, but deep down they understand this is the best they can hope for, and it's more than they deserve.
 
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Gator fans defend their state of recruiting although we managed to be the best recruiting team in the state of Florida at the end of it after being ranked in the 70s mid-season. With a small class and about two months of Cristobal (and not even being finished).

Have him recruit the whole season and win us some games. Its a wrap after that.
 
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So they are cheering getting "some" '23 recruits on campus during this cycle, BDB is some genius?? Did they just crawl out of a hole sleeping with Punxatawny Phil?? Holy ****, we had 11 5 stars at Elite Prospect Day. They won't sniff 11 5 stars on campus the entire year.

****, nothing more delusional then a delusional gaytor fan.
 
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So it's unfair to judge ol' Bill on this class that he got a unanimous B grade from the fans? I think the fans realize that that is not a very good class.
 
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Oh I see, Napier wanted updated tapes before deciding to keep the guys they already had in the class, and they weren't willing to send them. That makes so much sense. From past coaching transitions, I've learned that you don't spend any extra time holding on to the guys already in the class, that would be stupid. You give them a chance to sell themselves to you, and if they don't too bad. You don't have time to spend wooing them, you have to get busy finding their replacements.

Being serious for a minute: literally the first thing I've seen every single in-coming coach do is call/visit the top guys in the class they're inheriting. I think Mario had his plane land in the street in front of Bissainthe's house while talking to another kid on facetime. It's crazy, who would get hired in December and think they had time to recruit a full class? Even if you don't love some of those kids, how do you think you're going to replace them while filling holes in the class? And these morons are supporting this nonsense. Like Napier didn't need to pursue the kids, that's not what recruiting is! We're uf, you better sell yourself to us!

Somehow in thousands of pages of lunacy, these crazy class grades are really sticking out in my mind. Like this is a new level of delusion.
 
oso4lyf said:
So it's unfair to judge ol' Bill on this class that he got a unanimous B grade from the fans? I think the fans realize that that is not a very good class.
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They realize it's not a very good class because it's a very, very good class. As usual they have to use some pretty warped logic to get there, but they can still sleep at night knowing it's a pretty great class given the circumstances.
 
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