I've said this before, but Bob Redman is one of the worst writers I've ever read. Ever.
"Now about as far East from USC as he can get, Colbert will look to bring his style of coaching and recruiting to this side of the continental U.S. Here is the thing, get the best on campus and he will not only finish the deal to get them in Gainesville, but once they are here it’s almost impossible for them not to excel."
What in the actual fvck? In the last 9 years, the Gaytors have had two 4-win seasons and one 6-win season, after years of getting the "best" on campus. So it seems incredibly POSSIBLE "for them not to excel".
"Colbert’s background as an athlete and a coach make it a no-brainer as a teacher of young men."
Yeah, a no-brainer. Like the author of the article.
"Here is what his bio says about the three years of coaching receivers at USC."
You have to give Redman credit, he really knows how to cut-and-paste. I mean, not as well as I can, but still.
“In terms of that guy that is going to DM them every day and send all the graphics and constantly show them all that kind of love, that’s not really what he’s about. USC always had a decent support staff who picked up the slack in terms of the day-to-day texting and DMing and he was always good at closing. Like I said, he was always good in the home and good on the campus visits. He’s not going to be necessarily that guy who is going to grind every day at it. At least he wasn’t that way the last two years.”
FANTASTIC. This is what the Gaytors need. A non-grinder.
"He’s very smart and speaks well so he’ll impress the mom."
LL..Cool K?
"After Colbert grabs their attention, he’s able to take their attention and turn that into a teacher - student relationship, further reeling them in."
Isn't this how every student-teacher **** starts?
"He’s going to be afforded every opportunity to get in front of big time talent at Florida with the support staff that Napier is bringing in. It appears that he’s a guy that can close the deal on top talent when that happens."
Helluva conclusion, Bobby. Very convincing.