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Good lord, when was the last time we had a dbag?

We have a team of ******* choirboys these days. That's part of the problem.
We actually have a group of players who in fact douche now. They just don't understand the difference in Hogtown.
 
Just in the last few years, off the top of my head...

BB gun and frying pan fights with small-time drug dealers.
Credit card scams involving multiple players.
Kissing the coach's wife before every game.
Allegedly sexually assaulting your male roommate/teammate (Steele and Jalon Jones).
Allegedly choking your female tutor (Huggins).
Allegedly grabbing your GF by the throat, resulting in arrest (Edwards).
Allegedly sexually assaulting two different women on the same evening (Jalon Jones again).
Having your assistant director of player personnel arrested for cyberstalking his ex and allegedly threatening to blow up her car (Yelverton).
Being pulled over while rolling with your homies with an AR-15 in the backseat (Toney).
Having your head coach trying to start a brawl against an opposing team.
The (premature) celebratory shoe toss.

Yeah, it takes a real humanist and academic scholar to sign with UiF.
 
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