Tears Gator Tears

[DTP]

Any gator fan that thinks more than 1% of recruits think about "top 10" academics is a fu cking moron.

Because Ohio State and Alabama are bastions of academic excellence.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

They mean Top 10 Academic Public Universities but they usually leave “Public” out.

Yes, it is a very important word.

Jalon Jones mistakenly thought UiF was a Top 10 Pubic University, so words are important.

 

[DTP]

But, I'm pretty sure there are more than 10 public universities that are better.

maybe this is what they are talking about.

https://www.usnews.com/best-colleges/rankings/national-universities/top-public

Look at the average cost of attendance at every single school but Florida. I feel like Florida made this list mostly because of affordability. Like they should brag about having the best discount education available.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Lol. They don’t count LT bc even though it says DT, and he is a DT, he’s a DE in 3rd and Grantham's system.

They don’t count Marquis Robinson or Savion Collins because... well... they’re just not counting them unless they Flipz and commit to them - then they’ve got the top 2-3 DT’s in Florida.

No one else is from Florida so they don’t factor into the class unless they’re highly ranked and committed to the gaytor.

Yes, if they Gaytor Flipz Savion Collins, he will be the TIP TOP Defensive Tackle in Florida.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Look at the average cost of attendance at every single school but Florida. I feel like Florida made this list mostly because of affordability. Like they should brag about having the best discount education available.

Affordability and "selectivity".

That's what happens when you are the THIRD BIGGEST STATE, and for over 100 years, the state poured a disproportionate amount of resources into the White Male "flagship" public university. Let's not forget, the womenfolk had to go to F$U and the "colored people" (as Florida crackers liked to call them back then) had to go to FAMU (before the crackers literally stripped FAMU of their law school, you know, so that Florida wouldn't have more Black lawyers).

So, yeah, if you have 21.5 million people in Florida, and ONE public university that benefited from racist and sexist funding for over 100 years, then you might find a scenario where a disproportionate number of people apply for the "oh-so-coveted" incoming freshman class at UiF.

And...you MIGHT JUST START TO UNDERSTAND where all that Gaytor arrogance comes from.

 

[RVACane]

 

[Allabouttheu95]

Johnny Football
Baker Mayfield
Kyler Murray

Will D'eriq be like any of those guys above? I have no clue, But to say short Qb's can't DOMINATE college football is unbelievably wrong and dumb.

 

[mirvin88]

Johnny Football
Baker Mayfield
Kyler Murray

Will D'eriq be like any of those guys above? I have no clue, But to say short Qb's can't DOMINATE college football is unbelievably wrong and dumb.

Bbbbbbbbut Tate

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Gaytors probably shouldn't yap.

Two of the most recent Gaytor commits:

 

[RVACane]

 

[TheOriginalCane]

D'Eriq is listed at 5'11", but the Gaytors shrunk him to under 5'9"? Interesting.

Doesn't matter, D'Eriq is 6'9" with the afro.

 

[theribdoctor]

Look at the average cost of attendance at every single school but Florida. I feel like Florida made this list mostly because of affordability. Like they should brag about having the best discount education available.

I was under the impression that Wisconsin was a better school. perception is reality.

 

[RVACane]

D'Eriq is listed at 5'11", but the Gaytors shrunk him to under 5'9"? Interesting.

Doesn't matter, D'Eriq is 6'9" with the afro.

Their starter sat on the bench behind King but but but Mullet the QB Whisperer...

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Nice to see that Hova is trying to recover from his SoFla recruiting blunders.

Mrs. Mullet was like, "Hey, D!ckless Danny, let's call that Seymore Butts kid from Miami, I want to offer to nurse him back to health", but then Hova was like "Pleeeeeeese Coach Mullet, I neeeeeeeeeeed this one, let me make the call, pleeeeeeeeeeease..."

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Their starter sat on the bench behind King but but but Mullet the QB Whisperer...

In all fairness, Kyle Trash was used to sitting on the bench. He looooooves that bench.

I mean, I can understand Trash riding the pine behind a Heisman Finalist, but how do the Gaytors explain Trash sitting behind a midget? Sorry, "little person".

 

[TrumpyCane]

TrumpyCane has been banned from Gainesville

The tears were too much and TrumpyCane appreciates all the support

TrumpyCane will be back there at the opportune time to have the tears flow once more

 

[Brains]

I think they were referring to the greater Gainesville area.

Greater Metrocosmopolitan Gainesvegas Super Duper Empire of The Gator Nation is Everywhere and Stuff

 

[Brains]

Because Ohio State and Alabama are bastions of academic excellence.

To be fair, Baga's law school is actually top notch. U-grad, an afterthought.

 

[JG14]

#trumpycane2020

 

[TheOriginalCane]

To be fair, Baga's law school is actually top notch. U-grad, an afterthought.

And I quote:


Alabama Accredited Law Schools
1. The University of Alabama School of Law
The University Of Alabama School Of Law is the only public law school in Alabama.



Demand AND Supply.