Tears Gator Tears

[theribdoctor]

Gaytors are so transparent.

This is from their "why is Jalen Kitna ranked so low" thread. No commentary necessary. Res Ipsa Loquitur.

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[TheOriginalCane]

Gaytors favorite album:

 

[Hoyacane1620]

 

[TheOriginalCane]

He also wears that mask in bed...

 

[TRick72]

Or Leonard Manuel. Potato, potahto.

Arjei Henderson was another 2019 guy that left before he ever enrolled, he ended up at Jacksonville State. 4-star on Rivals.

And who can forget 2018's Justin Watkins, arrested twice in three months? 4-star on Rivals.

There's also 2018's Noah Banks, who retired from football (epilepsy), came back, and then retired a second time a month later. 4-star on Rivals.

How about 2017's Adarius Lemons, who quit the Gaytors AND was arrested for felony battery on his girlfriend. Do I have to say it? Rivals 4-star.

2017's Jake Allen (QB). ONLY A 3-STAR ON RIVALS.

In 2017, James Robinson had a suspension AND a heart condition, and was not medically cleared to return. 4-star on Rivals.

2017, Nicholas Smith, medical issue. ONLY A RIVALS 3-STAR.

Finally, how could anyone ever overlook Tight End GAAAWD Lucas Krull. He may not have had a huge impact on the Rivals ratings, though he was clearly one of the two best tight ends in Florida at the time, but he certainly burned an IC slot for the Gaytors.

2016 Honorable Mentions - Former Heisman Finalist Feleipe Franks (Rivals 4-star, transferred out), Antonneous Clayton (Rivals 5-star!!! bust, transferred out), Jordan Smith (Rivals 3-star, credit card fraud), McArthur "Don't Call Me Sonny" Burnett (Rivals 3-star, transferred out), and Dre Massey (Rivals 4-star, stole a $5K watch).

Come on, TRick, update your list!

Dammm!!! I thought it was bad just with the players I listed but this is brutal! Thanks for the work, list updated.

 

[theribdoctor]

He also wears that mask in bed...

he doesn't want to catch the cooties from his wife.

 

[TRick72]

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Your color commentary on this had me

 

[DTP]

Think about this.

Gaytors have "16 stars" worth of decommits in 4 players:

5-star Terrence Lewis (ranked 11 nationally, verbal to Tennessee)
4-star Bryce Langston (ranked 135 nationally, down to LSU and UiF, unless he drops a new Top Five)
4-star Dink Jackson (ranked 269 nationally, biggest contenders seem to be F$U and South Carolina, two rivals, ouch)
3-star Brashard Smith (ranked 356 nationally, about to pop to Miami)
Might also lose 4-star Tyreak Sapp, and 4-star Wilcoxson is an ongoing wild card, plus they could "process" some 3-stars who fall below their vaunted standards if 247 doesn't give them the Gaytor Bump



Miami has "17 stars" worth of decommits in 5 players:

5-star James Williams (ranked 10 nationally, stings, ain't gonna lie)
3-star Chamon Metayer (ranked 359 nationally)
3-star Anthony Hundley (ranked 570 nationally)
3-star Fred Eaford (ranked 657 nationally)
3-star Cortez McKenzie (ranked 742 nationally)


So while the Gaytors would take back ANY and all of their 4 decommits, Miami would only take back James Williams.

Kinda puts some things in context.

Exactly. All the Miami “decommits” besides Williams were pushed out. There's still a chance Williams jumps back aboard too.

 

[TRick72]

Here's the one Mrs. Mullet wears

 

[RVACane]

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Here's the one Mrs. Mullet wears

She needs one of those gag ball things to go with that.

 

[RVACane]

 

[TheOriginalCane]

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Can't the FBI subpoena the cellphone of that Gaytor fan on the right side of that first picture?

 

[theribdoctor]

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[Hurracanes]

I've wondered how much Walker's experiences have affected the other So Fla kids. I'm sure they talk. Especially if any of the rumors are true.

Rumors?

 

[theribdoctor]

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[TheOriginalCane]

Rumors?

That the Gaytor coaches like to make promises that they don't keep.

 

[RVACane]

Rumors?

In one of the screenshots a gaytor was talking about a job being promised to that player’s mother that apparently didn’t materialize. We don’t know anything about it but we all heard about promises not being kept.

 

[RVACane]

 

[RVACane]

 

[Hurracanes]

That the Gaytor coaches like to make promises that they don't keep.

Sounds like a Gator thing to do. They lie to themselves, why not the parents?