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[RVACane]

BROCK NEWS NETWORK

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Electoral College casts 302 votes for Kyle Pitts, making him the 46th President of the United States!

Done. Brock News Network gif added.

 

[theribdoctor]

So Brevin Jordan averages more receiving yards a game than Pitts. Has had terrible QB play his entire career, yet they are remodeling the Heisman Trophy after Kyle Pitts? Someone is drinking way too much Gatorade.

2 yards+ a catch more.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Think about this.

Gaytors have "16 stars" worth of decommits in 4 players:

5-star Terrence Lewis (ranked 11 nationally, verbal to Tennessee)
4-star Bryce Langston (ranked 135 nationally, down to LSU and UiF, unless he drops a new Top Five)
4-star Dink Jackson (ranked 269 nationally, biggest contenders seem to be F$U and South Carolina, two rivals, ouch)
3-star Brashard Smith (ranked 356 nationally, about to pop to Miami)
Might also lose 4-star Tyreak Sapp, and 4-star Wilcoxson is an ongoing wild card, plus they could "process" some 3-stars who fall below their vaunted standards if 247 doesn't give them the Gaytor Bump



Miami has "17 stars" worth of decommits in 5 players:

5-star James Williams (ranked 10 nationally, stings, ain't gonna lie)
3-star Chamon Metayer (ranked 359 nationally)
3-star Anthony Hundley (ranked 570 nationally)
3-star Fred Eaford (ranked 657 nationally)
3-star Cortez McKenzie (ranked 742 nationally)


So while the Gaytors would take back ANY and all of their 4 decommits, Miami would only take back James Williams.

Kinda puts some things in context.

 

[JG14]

I usually dont give any type of credit to **** fans, but calling their staff "Avacado farts" had me rolling

 

[theribdoctor]

I usually dont give any type of credit to **** fans, but calling their staff "Avacado farts" had me rolling

is it any more potent than a meat fart?

 

[JG14]

is it any more potent than a meat fart?

It whines and complains on the way out about not being a ****

 

[theribdoctor]

It whines and complains on the way out about not being a ****

as I push closer and closer to my mid 40's, don't trust a fart.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

is it any more potent than a meat fart?

Meat fart:

Avocado fart:

 

[TheOriginalCane]

as I push closer and closer to my mid 40's, don't trust a fart.

Rank the trustworthiness of "a fart" against "a big butt and a smile".

 

[theribdoctor]

Rank the trustworthiness of "a fart" against "a big butt and a smile".

 

[RVACane]

What ever happened to Brock?

He lost his head...

 

[Stylie]

Never forget...

Viral ‘Go Gata’ congresswoman found guilty of taking money from charity

The former congresswoman was found guilty of taking money from a sham charity.

www.saturdaydownsouth.com

Go Gata

 

[theribdoctor]

Rank the trustworthiness of "a fart" against "a big butt and a smile".

 

[No_Fly_Zone]

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Nurglings in the running for tallest midget with that post, but the clowns will ignore him.

 

[WeBallinBoyz]

Aight hold up Pitts isn't even a tight end he can't block for ****, he's a big WR

 

[RVACane]

Aight hold up Pitts isn't even a tight end he can't block for ****, he's a big WR

You’re talking about the likely first ever dual Mackey/Billetnikoff Award winner and a Heisman finalist.

He’s a triple threat and a quadruple cover for the Defense.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

You’re talking about the likely first ever dual Mackey/Billetnikoff Award winner and a Heisman finalist.

He’s a triple threat and a quadruple cover for the Defense.

And a 5-tool player in baseball and a 6-star recruit if there was justice in the world.

 

[TC@ne]

So I expect to see these 5 finalists sitting there together on TV for the ceremony:

Trevor Lawrence
Justin Fields
Kyle Trask
Emory Jones
Kyle Pitts

You know **** well Trey Dean has a WAY HIGHER chance than that trash Justin Fields, come on now!!

 

[TheOriginalCane]

And another one!

Gaytors closing in on another 3-star, but (of course) someone is going to find an alternate ranking service to make this a big win!

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Gaytors are so transparent.

This is from their "why is Jalen Kitna ranked so low" thread. No commentary necessary. Res Ipsa Loquitur.