Tears Gator Tears

[RVACane]

Someone forgot to tell them they don’t have Bama level recruiting clout in Miami.

 

[Canes2082]

Ok next up in this process:

1. We didnt want him anyway
2. He isnt that good
3. We have players higher on the board
4. We want Alphas only

 

[Canes Legacy]

Ok next up in this process:

1. We didnt want him anyway
2. He isnt that good
3. We have players higher on the board
4. We want Alphas only

Fire up the Flipz Machine once he commits.

 

[Canes2082]

Fire up the Flipz Machine once he commits.

Ahh good one! Or "We'll get him when he transfers "

 

[OriginalCanesCanesCanes]

That feeling you get when you first check gator tears for the day, and realize there are three more pages of gaytor stupidity and possibly some really bad news for the turds. Oh Lord I’m getting ready to jump in...

 

[Canes2082]

Fellas.... There's only 1 thing left to do now...

 

[RVACane]

 

[RVACane]

 

[OriginalCanesCanesCanes]

Gaytor tears does not disappoint.

The only thing that would have made this any better was Taylor leaving the turds off his top two, but everybody knew that it was gonna be us versus them when he made the announcement.

Just the fact that we’re in it, is an indictment on them.

But but but SEC SEC SEC

....and that gameday cow-town atmosphere, with liquored up toothless ‘billies throwing up in your lap

 

[LokiCane]

Gaytor tears does not disappoint.

The only thing that would have made this any better was Taylor leaving the turds off his top two, but everybody knew that it was gonna be us versus them when he made the announcement.

Just the fact that we’re in it, is an indictment on them.

But but but SEC SEC SEC

....and that gameday cow-town atmosphere, with liquored up toothless ‘billies throwing up in your lap

And Ms Mullet kissing you on game day...

 

[CanefaninBuckeyeland]

I know there's the Gaytor math thing, but in what system, metric or otherwise, is 3>5?

 

[RickRollU]

They love to say Manny lost to FIU and LA Texh in his 1st year... Mullen went 5-7 losing to Houston his 1st year with an SEC team.

In his 8th season at Miss State, he went 6-7 losing to South Alabama and BYU.

 

[CanefaninBuckeyeland]

They love to say Manny lost to FIU and LA Texh in his 1st year... Mullen went 5-7 losing to Houston his 1st year with an SEC team.

In his 8th season at Miss State, he went 6-7 losing to South Alabama and BYU.

Shhhhhh, logic is highly discouraged by the Gaytor faithful.

 

[OriginalCanesCanesCanes]

And Ms Mullet kissing you on game day...

Not so much kissing, as being tongue raped by a nasty old *****

 

[theribdoctor]

Not so much kissing, as being tongue raped by a nasty old *****

 

[Cribby]

So the 247 writers are finally seeing the light?

 

[RVACane]

So the 247 writers are finally seeing the light?

I haven’t seen it. All I’ve seen today is Blake Alderman telling his board that he thinks they lead.

 

[Canes2082]

DBU takes another another hit....

 

[theribdoctor]

DBU takes another another hit....

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you hate to see it.

 

[No_Fly_Zone]

It legit doesn't make sense. The national 247 guy who typically doesn't get these things wrong told them he thinks he ends up at Miami, but they're trusting Blake Alderman.

It is better this way. Multiplies the tears by a significant factor. Can't wait...