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[TheMatador]

I havent forgotten Tarquin's sister ...

Is she enrolled at UF? Scholarship or PWO? What position?

 

[Cajuncane]

I hate to say it but I really do think the turds will have their 3rd stringers and Walk ons in by the 3rd quarter





Because they’ll be starting

 

[simplycanes]

He can play in the league but he's going to have to add another 20-25 to be a regular 3-4 DE. He's super strong for a ~260lb guy though. He pops out of his stance quickly and gets his hands up and on his opponent fast. He's the type of guy Dorito has wet dreams about.

Meaning he can 50lb and move inside?

 

[UMFarArcher]

Franks will shlt his pants. Won't be the first gaytor to.
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They're really going to wish they'd worn UPS brown pants to Orlando.

Especially Franky - first time he gets sandwiched by our DE's and then flattened by Ford.

 

[RVACane]

 

[pcitycane]

You heard it here first

 

[orange&green84]

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Of course they'd say that, they need all the help they can get.

 

[UMFarArcher]

Zion will most often be matched up with their rush linebacker. Zuniga's go to move is to "shock" his man with quick hands to the chest. He has very good punch and often stuns opponents initially. It works good in run defense because it creates space and allows him to play two gaps. On pass rush, it's less effective because he doesn't change his momentum very quickly. Even if he gets a good punch on his man, it takes him an extra second to redirect his movement toward the QB.

Teach Zion "wax on, wax off" punch block, shift to a double steam-pump suplex, and finish him off with a Tombstone Piledriver.

Won't see Zuniga the rest of the game.

 

[TRick72]

When did Peter Griffin move from Quahog to Gainesville?

Spot on. Although he looks like he ate Peter Griffin....

 

[mjl7atlas]

What?

 

[Fluffhead]

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This has to be another fake quote. If it is not, that’s pretty incredible. If it is another one, that guy needs to hang it up. Not one of them has been funny.

 

[Midlo Cane Fan]

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I almost posted this, but thought "nah, this is fantasy".

 

[pcitycane]

Can't wait for the "omg we gonna win" moment.

 

[Twin_Cane]

Gators fans at halftime when we’re up 21-0

 

[Hargre22]

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True sign of nervousness.

 

[CANE]

Bros, why y'all ****t!in on the gaytas???

 

[mjl7atlas]

Is this the best they can come up with?

Miami defined in 1 meme....

Miami defined in 1 meme....

247sports.com

Last line in the thread sums up all they got

 

[DTP]

I can't believe that one dude was stupid enough to bet his $75 trailer mortgage payment on the gators.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

I can't believe that one dude was stupid enough to bet his $75 trailer mortgage payment on the gators.

Come on, don't be mean, it's a double-wide and the mortgage is AT LEAST $200 per month.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Four moar years of Gaytor Tears...

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