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[TheOriginalCane]

Boy these mfs are grade A delusional. Tired of seeing their takes honestly

How do they do this to themselves? They think their TE room is "better" than Miami's.

Kyle Pitts - THREE receptions for his career.
Kemore Gamble - SEVEN receptions for his career.
Lucas Krull - SIX receptions for his lifetime.

****, Feleipe Franks has THREE receptions for his career too, so maybe he should be a Gaytor tight end too.

Meanwhile, at Miami...

Brevin Jordan - 32 receptions in his first year.
Will Mallory - 5 receptions in his first injury-shortened year.
Michael Irvin - 9 receptions, more than ANY returning Gaytor tight end.
Brian Polendey - even Brian Polendey has 1 reception.

Oh, and N'Kosi Perry has 1 reception, so he should count in our tight end room too.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Now we will hear how great Mullen is and how he doesnt tolerate that in his program blah blah

Yep. Now we will hear that Mullet is 5-for-5 in getting rid of the Gaytor domestic abusers/rapists, and about how there is nothing more he can do to be as amazing as he already is at corching.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

GaytorBait 519 is my faaaavorite...

In order to cast aspersions on Georgia, he lists (separately):

2 players arrested for weed
1 potential starter leaves team to transfer to rival

AND BOTH OF THOSE HORRIBLE THINGS APPLY TO BRENTON COX, WHO THE GAYTORS JUST TOOK!

Because, you know, 5-star.

So, yeah, things may be bad for the Gaytors, but somehow, UGa is worse. Though the Gaytors will take a 5-star fvckup from UGa.

 

[Nick_conlan]

GaytorBait 519 is my faaaavorite...

In order to cast aspersions on Georgia, he lists (separately):

2 players arrested for weed
1 potential starter leaves team to transfer to rival

AND BOTH OF THOSE HORRIBLE THINGS APPLY TO BRENTON COX, WHO THE GAYTORS JUST TOOK!

Because, you know, 5-star.

So, yeah, things may be bad for the Gaytors, but somehow, UGa is worse. Though the Gaytors will take a 5-star fvckup from UGa.

“Potential starter” uga pretty much said he wasn’t gonna be **** n didn’t care if he left

 

[TRick72]

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Yes Turds definitely do not want to be known like FSPOO for stealing shoes or crab legs when they work so hard to build up the reputation for being murderers and rapists.

 

[TRick72]

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Hey TurdKruger where’s the inflection point? Because so far with his “culture change” we only see more and more of it. Does it stop when Freddy finally wears himself out, gets sleepy and the nightmares end??

 

[TRick72]

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Have to love how Turdbait tries to equate college kids smoking weed and getting into bar fights with Turds trying to choke and rape women.

 

[TRick72]

“Potential starter” uga pretty much said he wasn’t gonna be **** n didn’t care if he left

By the time their game with UGA rolls around they will say Cox was a returning starter, team captain and preseason all American.

 

[305_separatist]

My favorite is mullens zero tolerance policy.

L-O-L

 

[jd716]

Did one of them say they lost another player to injury?

 

[svtthis]

@RVACane didn't want to steal your thunder brother but there was too many tears to pass up. Btw my screenshots aren't as good as yours because well let's face it the commentary on them is top notch.

 

[Canes2082]

By the time their game with UGA rolls around they will say Cox was a returning starter, team captain and preseason all American.

1st round overall 1st player taken in draft as well. Future NFL rookie, defensive MVP and League MVP. Pro bowler and Hall of Famer...his bust is already being made for Canton and they asked for his jacket size as well.

 

[SpikeUM]

Did one of them say they lost another player to injury?

Noah something.

 

[SpikeUM]

Noah Banks - Football - Florida Gators

Noah Banks (55) OL - 2018: Appeared in 12 games and recorded the first start of his career against Idaho… Served as a member of Florida’s special teams and as

floridagators.com

 

[BoxingRobes]

Have you all seen this nice and tight timeline of all the gator tears in 2019?

Florida - As the swamp burns - Updated 2023 Deeprig continues to fan the flames

Florida - As the swamp burns - Updated 2023 Deeprig continues to fan the flames - b u March 2019 /u /b b u (11/1/21update page 132) /u /b 3/3: 2020 4* QB

www.secrant.com

I assume you have, but if not...enjoy.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Did one of them say they lost another player to injury?

This article is less than 3 weeks old. The Gaytors got a "big boost" from Noah Banks returning from injury retirement, now he is retiring all over again. He played in 12 games last year, so he has a lot more experience than the other guys the Gaytors are now going to have to start.

Noah Banks expected to return to practice for start of fall camp

Florida expects a versatile, veteran lineman to be ready for the start of fall camp after missing the second half of bowl practices and all of spring ball.

247sports.com

 

[RVACane]

 

[RVACane]