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CaneFan79 said:
Famous Rapist's New Theme Music
[video=youtube;6l1GvDWtccI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6l1GvDWtccI[/video]
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Nice choice, but I believe the following video is a more appropriate theme song!

[video=youtube;zQSNnGFJ4Ro]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQSNnGFJ4Ro[/video]
 
Oh yeah, RDCane lets go all out for Famous Rapist's iPhone, he has to listen to something while he is doing his community service...

[video=youtube;V22_48CKVgA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V22_48CKVgA[/video]
 
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CaneFan79 said:
Oh yeah, RDCane lets go all out for Famous Rapists iPhone, he has to listen to something while he is doing his community service...

[video=youtube;V22_48CKVgA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V22_48CKVgA[/video]
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He's started his community service...He was overheard shouting, "We've got crab legs, we've got crab legs!"

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From Rivers and the boys, another tune for Famous Rapist when he is on break...[video=youtube;0UbQ8enJ3JY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UbQ8enJ3JY[/video]
 
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Gatorhater said:
Further investigation show that the crab had teeth marks saliva from other people on it and actually chase Rapist out of Publix and jumped in his car. A random football player(meaning not Rapist) will be removed from the team as a result.
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Did they find his ***** under the shell?
 
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Winston officially reinstated to baseball team. Here's my final goodbye to the Jameis "Crab Legs" Winston topic.

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The deputy, who wrote the report based on viewing the Publix surveillance video, then said Winston then came back in the store, collected his seafood and went to the dairy aisle and picked up a package of butter.

As he was leaving the store, Winston appeared to pause in front of a Leon County deputy who was working in-store security detail at the time. The pause, the incident report said, appeared to be an attempt to avoid walking in front of the deputy. He said Winston then walked behind the deputy, past all registers and out of the store.

A Publix employee told deputies he noticed Winston walk out of the store and assumed he hadn’t paid for his purchase since he didn’t have a grocery bag. He and his manager watched Winston walk out of the store because they thought he was grabbing a shopping cart. They soon realized Winston walked out without paying when he didn’t return.

The seafood clerk who took Winston’s order said the Heisman-winner regularly visits the store and that he gave Winston a bar code price tag on the seafood before he left the counter, the incident report said.

The cost of the crab legs, crawfish and butter is valued at $32.72, the price the sheriff’s office said he took. Winston, however, contends he did not steal the butter, the report said. He told deputies he left it in a bin before he left the store because he realized he did not need it.

The investigating deputy went back to Publix and looked in the bins where Winston said he put the butter, but none was found.
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http://www.tallahassee.com/article/...4/Investigator-Winston-avoided-store-security
 
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TheCaneShow said:
The deputy, who wrote the report based on viewing the Publix surveillance video, then said Winston then came back in the store, collected his seafood and went to the dairy aisle and picked up a package of butter.

As he was leaving the store, Winston appeared to pause in front of a Leon County deputy who was working in-store security detail at the time. The pause, the incident report said, appeared to be an attempt to avoid walking in front of the deputy. He said Winston then walked behind the deputy, past all registers and out of the store.

A Publix employee told deputies he noticed Winston walk out of the store and assumed he hadn’t paid for his purchase since he didn’t have a grocery bag. He and his manager watched Winston walk out of the store because they thought he was grabbing a shopping cart. They soon realized Winston walked out without paying when he didn’t return.

The seafood clerk who took Winston’s order said the Heisman-winner regularly visits the store and that he gave Winston a bar code price tag on the seafood before he left the counter, the incident report said.

The cost of the crab legs, crawfish and butter is valued at $32.72, the price the sheriff’s office said he took. Winston, however, contends he did not steal the butter, the report said. He told deputies he left it in a bin before he left the store because he realized he did not need it.

The investigating deputy went back to Publix and looked in the bins where Winston said he put the butter, but none was found.
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http://www.tallahassee.com/article/...4/Investigator-Winston-avoided-store-security
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This kid is a real piece of work.
 
Found this today, I am dying laughing.

[video=youtube;FZIS2PkwnpM]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZIS2PkwnpM[/video]
 
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RDCane said:
Found this today, I am dying laughing.

[video=youtube;FZIS2PkwnpM]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZIS2PkwnpM[/video]
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Just came to post this. Pretty great stuff.

Notice The U on the giant crab attacking Jameis at the end. Super random, but I love it.
 
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