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[Genghis Cane]

Yo, @Hoyacane1620, can you tell us what that beta soy boy MiamiDuck is saying in this thread?

Mario Cristobal comments on Miami rumors, his future with Oregon

Mario Cristobal comments on Miami rumors, his future with Oregon

247sports.com

 

[RozayCane]

 

[RedPill Stepdad]

Yo, @Hoyacane1620, can you tell us what that beta soy boy MiamiDuck is saying in this thread?

Mario Cristobal comments on Miami rumors, his future with Oregon

Mario Cristobal comments on Miami rumors, his future with Oregon

247sports.com

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[canecrazy23]

Oregon is a better job

Problem is he will never win an NC there.

With a top 5 class at UM a few years in a row he's making the playoffs every year.

Oh there's also the fact that Oregon is a top 10 state for suicides.

The weather and just plain everyday life is way easier in Miami.

His family is here and his mom is sick.

 

[brcane1]

Canzano: Another Utah throttling of Oregon Ducks leaves questions only Mario Cristobal can answer

Utah beats Ducks in Pac-12 title game.

www.oregonlive.com

 

[Tad Footeball]

Oregon fans writing poems to Mario .. View attachment 164946

These people are straight up weirdos. On top of that this dude misspelled "Mullens".

 

[cocanes]

Canzano: Another Utah throttling of Oregon Ducks leaves questions only Mario Cristobal can answer

Utah beats Ducks in Pac-12 title game.

www.oregonlive.com

Canzano knows wassup

 

[UMinati]

Duck biatches: MARIOOOOO!

 

[Baba Yaga]

I want ALL the tears!

 

[supacane]

 

[JD08]

Oregon is a beautiful place. The coast is fantastic, and there’s just natural beauty everywhere. The wind surfing is insane. The beaches are just beautiful and dramatic. Of course you’ll freeze your *** off year-round on the coast. As far as the people and the politicians there, I wouldn’t care for a hole opened and swallowed them up. Just leave the natural beauty alone.

People and politics ruin every place.

 

[jackbenimble71]

dont forget it is the Antifa capital of the world. Mario has kids and a wife to take care of and keep safe. Outside of that ill donut shop (forgot the name) , there aint **** in Oregon

trufffff...

 

[fincane]

Problem is he will never win an NC there.

With a top 5 class at UM a few years in a row he's making the playoffs every year.

Oh there's also the fact that Oregon is a top 10 state for suicides.

The weather and just plain everyday life is way easier in Miami.

His family is here and his mom is sick.

He'll never win a national title there because he's the coach. If not so long ago the capital of the college football world was of all places Lincoln, Nebraska there is nothing about Eugene, Oregon and their recent title game past that says you can't win a title there.

 

[akad1984]

Oregon is a beautiful place. The coast is fantastic, and there’s just natural beauty everywhere. The wind surfing is insane. The beaches are just beautiful and dramatic. Of course you’ll freeze your *** off year-round on the coast. As far as the people and the politicians there, I wouldn’t care if a hole opened and swallowed them up. Just leave the natural beauty alone.

Oregon is absolutely beautiful, but the ocean isn’t the same when you need a thermal wetsuit to jump in. Florida’s beaches are undefeated.

 

[305407cane]

Oregon is absolutely beautiful, but the ocean isn’t the same when you need a thermal wetsuit to jump in. Florida’s beaches are undefeated.

Plus they got great whites over there man

 

[MaximoCane]

dont forget it is the Antifa capital of the world. Mario has kids and a wife to take care of and keep safe. Outside of that ill donut shop (forgot the name) , there aint **** in Oregon

That's Portland not Eugene

 

[mdpcane]

... eher eine andere Währung...

Wenn Sie Kanzler werden, können Sie es reparieren lol

 

[OriginalCanesCanesCanes]

Oregon is absolutely beautiful, but the ocean isn’t the same when you need a thermal wetsuit to jump in. Florida’s beaches are undefeated.

Oh no doubt. Most wouldn’t last 10 seconds walking in and soaking just 5 yards off the beach in the middle of summer.

 

[Dwinstitles]

It’s funny because the other day they were laughing at us like they were some blue blood program.

I was reading and laughing knowing what I knew. Hilarious they thought this program was trash. It has been but when we take it serious we are a major threat in cfb.

 

[blushrts]

Plus they got great whites over there man

Don't swim anywhere you see a seal or sea lion, cause they are great white dinner