DT Tywone Malone enters Portal

Tywone?


life of brian biggus dickus GIF
 
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Sad that Mario has to help DiMare run his program. Already helped recruit Martin and doing him another solid for Malone. (sarcasm...kinda)

Hopefully he shows him how to fire Arteaga and Norberto and shares his interview interrogation techniques with him for the off-season coaching carousel.
 
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Only if you’re running a 3-4.

For the 4-2-5 we’ve been running, you don’t really need one, it just helps having a 2-gapper in order to free up the Ends.
Guidrys top 10 Marshall defense last year had 294 and 303 at the tackles. 2nd team was 284 & 293. Not tiny but def not huge either and they shut down that ND run game pretty good. Ends were even smaller, 235 & 240.
 
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Not the War Daddy we were looking for. But looks like a take to me to backstop the rotation at the very least. 3rd year is when most guys take their biggest step.
They don't make them much bigger than 6'4 310 (seen as high as 320) that can play 3 downs and play fast enough to keep up with modern offenses. He's also only 19 years old for a few more weeks. His best ball is still in front of him and he's at least a 2 year plug and play.

This is exactly what we need.
 
Long story.

Basically Mom & pops were on bad terms the day of delivery. Not like jail bad but still, not good. Argument gets heated, inducing labor.. hospital, delivery, yada yada, out comes healthy baby boy. With haste about previous argument, Dad request to Mom he wants to name him Tywone after a relative. Mom is surprisingly agreeable & jots down info on the certificate.. Fast forward weeks later, the birth certificate arrives in the mail where Pops sees his name is Tywone. Argument picks up where it left off. Moral of the story is be more specific when you can't pronounce your R's.. especially when arguing with a woman. They stay petty. Also, if you've made it this far, ask D$ to fix these video pop-up ads. They're the worst. Kthanks
 
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