Dolphin Stadium banning EXPLICIT music & DJs at UMiami games

Any of the lawyer types out there...isn't this a freedom of speech issue? Or because it's private property that doesn't matter.

It's totally a freedom of speech issue. The US constitution guarantees that any citizen can bring a half-ašś DJ with rig wherever they want and it assures that said DJ can spin at ear-splitting volume levels. Glad to see that we have a constitutional and Bill of Rights scholar on board.

You must be a ****in rocket surgeon!

What are you, cowboy?

A constitutional scholar?

Grace us with your vast knowledge. Looking forward to it.

Was asking if private property trumps freedom of speech.

Every single time, genius.

But maybe I'm wrong. The constitution and Bill of rights isn't to guarantee a free society where free speech and opposition to the status quo is guaranteed. No, the founding fathers wanted to assure that shītfaced cumrags can blast tympanic bursting fūck/murder music while they projectile vomit on little girls with their families
 
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Simple solution: They should (1) allow for more open parking options like they used to and (2) designate "family" and "party" tailgate zones.

I agree. I hate it when I am next to a group blasting music. I can't talk to my friends and fellow tailgaters. If you want to do that, we should have a section solely for those folks as well as people with kids who don't want foul language.
 
Is Miami PD actually going to enforce this? They let toddlers do keg stands
 
Go to the club after the game. Tailgating is for hanging with your friends, working on a buzz, and playing some games. Background music is cool but 30 wanna be DJ's playing lame rap and techno at competing volumes is annoying.
 
LOL at people threatening to not go to games because they can't blast "fūck that bītch in her stank ašś, kill the muthafukkng pigs" from their unemployed part-time DJ rigs.

NEWS FLASH: don't fūcking go. You won't be missed. All 200 of you, non-contributing, shīt-smelling, broke ašś, cheap-aśš, pretend gangsta fūckboys can stay home. You won't be missed. You don't add to the attendance, you don't buy shīt when you're inside cause you're too broke, you don't donate to the school, you constantly bītch, you don't know jackshīt about football.

You're all about pretending to be hood rats and gangstas in the parking lot, playing up to your friends. Good riddance bītches.

This. This is "it".

This post sums it all up. takes the cake. sticks a fork in it. Finito. Take it to the bank. Zip it in Zip it out. Zippidy Doo dah. Bye bye!!
 
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[]_[] swag;2638738 said:
As a recent UM grad, I can tell you this is going to absolutely kill student attendance at football games. A majority of students I knew at school would make the hour bus ride back and forth solely to go to the frat tailgates which centered around DJs and loud speakers.

Maybe this mentality will change for some if we start to put a consistent winning product on the field, but not for most.

2 hour long bus rides just to watch us play UVA sounds unappealing to the vast majority of students, it was only the promise of a rowdy party before that got students to the stadium.

The UM admin is insane and overbearing but even they recognized they couldn't ban rowdy tailgates, be it would kill student attendance.

As a less-than-recent UM grad, I can tell you that I don't give two ***** if the spoiled pvssies who can't be bothered to stay through the third quarter of football games decide to day-drink elsewhere.
 
It's totally a freedom of speech issue. The US constitution guarantees that any citizen can bring a half-ašś DJ with rig wherever they want and it assures that said DJ can spin at ear-splitting volume levels. Glad to see that we have a constitutional and Bill of Rights scholar on board.

You must be a ****in rocket surgeon!

What are you, cowboy?

A constitutional scholar?

Grace us with your vast knowledge. Looking forward to it.

Was asking if private property trumps freedom of speech.

Every single time, genius.

But maybe I'm wrong. The constitution and Bill of rights isn't to guarantee a free society where free speech and opposition to the status quo is guaranteed. No, the founding fathers wanted to assure that shītfaced cumrags can blast tympanic bursting fūck/murder music while they projectile vomit on little girls with their families
You mean the founding fathers didn't have in their thoughts a bunch of broke, jobless, ruggedly bearded pukes, who shave their chests, wax their eyebrows, and wear tight clothes, and think everyone else in the world wants to listen to their ******, non-descript, soulless mummy music at ear-splitting levels?
 
These guys will still be spinning in the Blue Lot disirregardless of any "rules".

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[]_[] swag;2638738 said:
As a recent UM grad, I can tell you this is going to absolutely kill student attendance at football games. A majority of students I knew at school would make the hour bus ride back and forth solely to go to the frat tailgates which centered around DJs and loud speakers.

Maybe this mentality will change for some if we start to put a consistent winning product on the field, but not for most.

2 hour long bus rides just to watch us play UVA sounds unappealing to the vast majority of students, it was only the promise of a rowdy party before that got students to the stadium.

The UM admin is insane and overbearing but even they recognized they couldn't ban rowdy tailgates, be it would kill student attendance.

Well, I don't blame the school for wanting to ban overly rowdy tailgates. I've been in the student lots over the years, and it's been insane, especially this season. Kids are going far and beyond getting buzzed, I've witnessed at least 5-6 cases of people drinking themselves to the point that they need medical attention. The current student org lot is a ****show, it's a ****show that is going to end up in someone dying, and the school and the Dolphins getting sued. If you come to football games solely for the tailgate, then stay home and get sauced. There's a difference between having a few beers, and chilling out and what is going on in a lot of lots right now.

Sorry, this is not new. The students partying is really is not all that different than E4. And 5-6 people needing medical attention over the years actually sounds like a better number given the probability of it happening with several thousands students in hot weather. My high school would have that many from a single school dance.

It's not about the DJ, it's the enforcement -- and it may start with DJ setups, but it will trickle down. The thing is that MDPD and stadium staff become facist about these rules. If you pull up next to a family and start playing house, they are going to go find stadium staff and make you turn it down.
 
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The supreme court already declared forcing someone to stand for the national anthem as unlawful so if Jerry Jones is actually doing that, he can be sued.


Looking forward to hearing about your experience at work when you decide you want to make a personal political statement on the company dime.

I own my own business. I believe that in America, freedom doesn't only apply to things I personally agree with.

I'm curious, does your boss know you're on a Hurricanes message board, posting garbage on his company's time?
 
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LOL at people threatening to not go to games because they can't blast "fūck that bītch in her stank ašś, kill the muthafukkng pigs" from their unemployed part-time DJ rigs.

NEWS FLASH: don't fūcking go. You won't be missed. All 200 of you, non-contributing, shīt-smelling, broke ašś, cheap-aśš, pretend gangsta fūckboys can stay home. You won't be missed. You don't add to the attendance, you don't buy shīt when you're inside cause you're too broke, you don't donate to the school, you constantly bītch, you don't know jackshīt about football.

You're all about pretending to be hood rats and gangstas in the parking lot, playing up to your friends. Good riddance bītches.

This. This is "it".

This post sums it all up. takes the cake. sticks a fork in it. Finito. Take it to the bank. Zip it in Zip it out. Zippidy Doo dah. Bye bye!!

It's not about the DJ setups or the explicit lyrics. The stadium staff and MDPD get way too authoritarian once they are given rules.
 
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Did I really browse past several dissertations on Francis Scott Key? Or was that another sick nightmare?
 
Any of the lawyer types out there...isn't this a freedom of speech issue? Or because it's private property that doesn't matter.

It's totally a freedom of speech issue. The US constitution guarantees that any citizen can bring a half-ašś DJ with rig wherever they want and it assures that said DJ can spin at ear-splitting volume levels. Glad to see that we have a constitutional and Bill of Rights scholar on board.

Agreed. Under section 103.5 or 99.1 of the 1st Amendment. May be a different section of the Spanish version .
 
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Run for congress and introduce a constitutional amendment that protects a bi sexual DJ's right to make a bunch of rich white kids flail around like a parkinson's patient (i.e. Hillary)
 
Oh no! I can't go to a football game if they won't let me play "Fvck That Bytch In Her Herpes Pvssy Then Smash Her Skull And Drive Away in My Ferarri" through my DJ equipment!!!

This is a fcking outrage, and I won't stand for it! Can we rebuild the Orange Bowl in time for the FSU game? If I can't bring DJ Laz to the tailgate with me then I ain't going to any games.

****..I dont agree with you on much but this is spot on. Look..im all for kids having a good time, getting drunk, enjoying life and being kids. But for some reason this year things were getting out of control. People were throwing mini block parties and assumed everyone around them was okay with it.

Im sure this was brought on by season ticket holders (code for the "older crowd") complaining about this stuff and they had no choice but to take action. When the people buying the $2,000+ season tickets talk...best believe Hard Rock will listen.
 
Lol nobody wanted to listen to your crappy music anyways.

Coming from someone who never went or only went to the lamest ***ing tailgates at the Orangle Bowl. This is just another set of rules that takes away from the college environment that once was the OB.

It started seven years ago when they said "Eliminating the student tailgate section will mean we won't have crazy tailgates"

Then six years ago, they removed your choice of where to park by implementing directional parking. Now that family of six is forced to park next to a fraternity because Junior Deputy from MDPD says so. The first few years when we could pick our spots didn't have as much overlap. If you had 100 people tailgating together, you could line up 10 cars no problem across from each other. Now, trying to do a convoy of more than 4 or 5 is impossible without getting crap from stadium staff.

4 years ago they started going around giving everybody s**t for having their tables too far into the path.

Every few years, there is so much command and control added and exerted onto tailgating that it's turning into a vanilla experience. Remove directional parking for the first hour of tailgating and you see lower complaints.

You realize that there is a student org lot, right? It's a ****show(A fun one to witness), but it exists. They aren't saying that you can't play any music, they are saying that you can't play explicit music. It's not that hard to find censored or remixed versions of songs, and in an atmosphere that is about appealing to families, I don't think that's too much to ask. Frankly, I don't go to the tailgates for the music, I go to kick it with my friends, play some beer pong, and run into some of my old classmates. The reason rules like this exist is because a lot of people are morons who have no respect for others.

Censoring the music someone can or can not play at a tailgate is 100x worse than just saying it can't be too loud.
Anyone who complains about explicit lyrics needs to stop being a little *****.
 
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