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@DMoney By God, this is it! PoRst of the week! Nay, of the **** month. **** it! Call in @JD08 for an early poRst of the year contender. @fraggle doesn't have the juice to match @Empirical Cane's squeeze!Hey cat daddy...I don't disagree with you specific to this , but...
ACC's position feels like they had the authority (doesn't make them right), but the whole "nobody knew they did this several years ago" argument is Ludacris (even in deh birthday suit).
I go away on my CIS sponsored 1-week vacay (earned and well deserved I might add) and I come back and people are talkeng crazee meng. Habla pollo lococito!
Peeps eating from the edible dish like its chips and salsa at Applebees. Slow the consumption down my man, take ONE gummie and let the good vibes wash over you...no need to pound down 15 of and get a bad trip. Hey maaaahn, we gotta slow down here.
Just today we gotta drink of water talking about Jorgelito the Janitor at the Miami Tesla Service Center selling the whole **** corporation to Jean-Baptiste in Wynwood for $1 and a hot dog on a stick then telling Elon to, "lick deez nutz ***** and fly yo broke *** to Marz".
You know what that tells me?
We aren't healthy as a porsting community. I want you to be healthy. I want me to be healthy. I want this thread to be healthy.
Right now we are in a bad and desperate place in dire need of adult supervision (@RVACane @JD08 @PIPO @Felonious Monk @Brains ).
Our porsting gut is ****ed up. We need some porsting probiotics. We need a porsting cleanse.
We need to take a spiritual journey where we get injected with Blue Ring Octupus venom and lick frogs in South America in steaming hot yurts (preferably clothed).
We need to pull our **** together.
This is quite the feat. He started it off with a Cat Daddy, threw in a Deez Nutz joke in the middle, called on the Maudes to fix our gut health with some probiotics, and finished it with a beautiful flurry of spiritual journeys and cleansing our poRsting chakras.