Who hurt Tim Reynolds?

[mirednmediocrity2]

How can you wake up in the morning, look in the mirror, and think: "this looks good"

It's some bizarro-world fat-man version of a Miami Vice AP reporter.

I mean, the pastel blue Bermuda shorts that are too tight for him, the too-small white T-shirt accentuating the lard covering his upper body, tucked into ghey pastel blue shorts, which, by the way, have a belt.

And then of course that extra cool look the loafers with no socks.

That fat tub of lard had deluded himself into thinking that it look good.

I never talk about what men wear, but this POS has such hate for Miami, especially since his fat BF was fired, that I'm making an exception.

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Ugh. At least The Feast apparently had the cot**** self respect to go get his stomach removed so he might have a chance at staying alive. This tub of goo is obviously content upon eating himself to death and becoming more of a ***** with ever lb he gets closer to the massive coronary event.

Did he eat Feast's stomach after it was removed?

Sad thing is he probably felt he looked soFla cool rocking those "threads".

No, he had it surgically implanted into his gut so he could eat even morrrrrre. By the start of this season he's going to be bigger than Brian Windhorst, Paul Dee & Hank Goldberg in their collective "primes".....combined.

Paint "Goodyear" on his side and launch him for aerial shots during games. Full of hot air or shy to he'd be more useful to the program that way. Miami and Coral Gables seem both to wish this school wasn't around for all the respect we get. When I was at UM, the Gables treated all of the students like we were vermin. They sure did like our money, though. Bunch of *** holes.

 

[mirednmediocrity2]

How can you wake up in the morning, look in the mirror, and think: "this looks good"

It's some bizarro-world fat-man version of a Miami Vice AP reporter.

I mean, the pastel blue Bermuda shorts that are too tight for him, the too-small white T-shirt accentuating the lard covering his upper body, tucked into ghey pastel blue shorts, which, by the way, have a belt.

And then of course that extra cool look the loafers with no socks.

That fat tub of lard had deluded himself into thinking that it look good.

I never talk about what men wear, but this POS has such hate for Miami, especially since his fat BF was fired, that I'm making an exception.

View attachment 44161

Ugh. At least The Feast apparently had the cot**** self respect to go get his stomach removed so he might have a chance at staying alive. This tub of goo is obviously content upon eating himself to death and becoming more of a ***** with ever lb he gets closer to the massive coronary event.

Did he eat Feast's stomach after it was removed?

Sad thing is he probably felt he looked soFla cool rocking those "threads".

No, he had it surgically implanted into his gut so he could eat even morrrrrre. By the start of this season he's going to be bigger than Brian Windhorst, Paul Dee & Hank Goldberg in their collective "primes".....combined.

Paint "Goodyear" on his side and launch him for aerial shots during games. Full of hot air or chit he'd be more useful to the program that way. Miami and Coral Gables seem both to wish this school wasn't around for all the respect we get. When I was at UM, the Gables treated all of the students like we were vermin. They sure did like our money, though. Bunch of *** holes.

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[RepTheGables]

He's one of the most jaded people in media and perpetually acts like covering UM is beneath him. It would be unusual for him to laud the school.

Exactly.

 

[CaneTheGaytors]

I usually don't bash reporters (except Omar Kelly) but does any other city have reporters who actively dislike their sports teams the way S. Florida's does?

Tampa and Orlando do it as well. At least the radio scrubs do. I think they want to be like NY city and feel that is the way to do it.

Meant to up vote. My bad.

 

[Hurracanes]

You know what rhymes with Tim Reynolds? FAT PEOPLE!

You know what else rhymes with Tim Reynolds? More ******* Fat People!

 

[IDCANE]

Ha - when I saw the title of the thread I was wondering how a musician made his way on to this board. Although, I live in Idaho and have no idea who the reporters are. Sounds like a D*ck.

Go Canes!

 

[CaneFan79]

Just think how many greenhouse gasses Timmy lets loose after going to the Golden Corral...No Tim, No Climate Change!!

 

[PanteraCanes]

I usually don't bash reporters (except Omar Kelly) but does any other city have reporters who actively dislike their sports teams the way S. Florida's does?

Tampa and Orlando do it as well. At least the radio scrubs do. I think they want to be like NY city and feel that is the way to do it.

Meant to up vote. My bad.

No problem

 

[Torocane]

Who hurt Tim Reynolds?
Genetics...and life in general.

 

[V-DawgCane]

This thread is delivering. That porker is a joke of a man.

 

[cryptocane]

we are the only college where the reporters hate the team and the bagmen want to be part of the team.

 

[Cane Dynasty]

If you need that work, you gotta come to Peter

 

[Cane Dynasty]

Ha - when I saw the title of the thread I was wondering how a musician made his way on to this board. Although, I live in Idaho and have no idea who the reporters are. Sounds like a D*ck.

Go Canes!

What part of ID? You're the 2nd ID Canes fan I know of. Rare breed

 

[TreOFive]

Is Timmy still alive? Serious question....given his glory holing, mayonnaise diet, mourning the departure of his ***** injector, and the fact that he is carrying the equivalent of a 2nd/3rd human body in fat weight, I figured his body would've succumb to the life style by now.

 

[IDCANE]

Ha - when I saw the title of the thread I was wondering how a musician made his way on to this board. Although, I live in Idaho and have no idea who the reporters are. Sounds like a D*ck.

Go Canes!

What part of ID? You're the 2nd ID Canes fan I know of. Rare breed

Just saw this - a month and a half later. I live in Central Idaho. In the mountains. I know a couple fans here in Idaho but one for sure who visits this site.

 

[UMFarArcher]

If you were Tim Reynolds, and had to look in the mirror every day and see that saggy, fat bag of **** looking back at you, wouldn't you have a bad case of the redass?

 

[ARJB]

I'm still waiting for the commitment that's going to break twitter.

 

[OriginalCanesCanesCanes]

I'm still waiting for the commitment that's going to break twitter.

It's probably a good idea to remind him of that on Twitter every once in a while. Just to get his fat *** going.

 

[TreOFive]

Tim...like Drump, should stay off twatter

 

[77cane]

He is upset because he realizes he could have made up the 2 million dollar difference, if he had not spent all that money on pork rinds and cheetos.