Warren Sapp on Footballville

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Carnivore.

"Eat steak not cake." - Acts 30:3-4
I’m not carnivore but funny how people think red meat is so dangerous still but if you just eat some fiber there’s no negatives to it

I hate the health and fitness part of the internet those ****** running around the grocery stores acting like scared hoes
 
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Eh, looks like I'm the one who's burnt here.

You can arrest me if you want, but I'm not wearing a tie dyed shirt and I won't resist. Dumb people can't afford to resist. Sorry about this. I'm just gonna crawl back under my rock now....
breakfast noise GIF
 
Since we’re completely off the rails, I’ve switched from cast iron to stainless for steaks. Heats a lot more evenly end gets better crust. Learning how to actually cook with stainless cookware changed everything for me.
 
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Your steaks must not be thick enough.
Thick steaks are cool and I love them but I prefer them to be around 1”

Theyre just more convenient. Easy to salt them around 1-2 hours before throwing them down on either charcoal or skillet a few minutes per side pull them at 120-125 and they’ll finish right around the perfect med-rare.

The 2+ “ are special occasions that need several hours to be salted and then reverse seared. Just more thought, effort, prep time and patience required. I usually take those Costco Prime Ribeyes and split them in half to 1” and vac seal and freeze the rest anyway.
 
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We didn’t see the whole video from the beginning, dude could be his folks and em’ hahaha
I watched the video. Sapp wasnt getting a ticket(should have for whatever he was wearing) Needs to shut up. They werent arresting or berating the person getting the ticket. Doing 63 in a 35 is ridiculous.
 
Thick steaks are cool and I love them but I prefer them to be around 1”

Theyre just more convenient. Easy to salt them around 1-2 hours before throwing them down on either charcoal or skillet a few minutes per side pull them at 120-125 and they’ll finish right around the perfect med-rare.

The 2+ “ are special occasions that need several hours to be salted and then reverse seared. Just more thought, effort, prep time and patience required. I usually take those Costco Prime Ribeyes and split them in half to 1” and vac seal and freeze the rest anyway.
@BigDikDaddyFromCincinnati got my joke.

But I agree with your style.
 
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I watched the video. Sapp wasnt getting a ticket(should have for whatever he was wearing) Needs to shut up. They werent arresting or berating the person getting the ticket. Doing 63 in a 35 is ridiculous.


Exactly.

If Warren Sapp was getting the ticket, and the lecture, I could understand things.

Instead, it was a ticket written to someone COMPLETELY DIFFERENT, in which he intervened and interfered. It's just weird behavior. If I'm in some cow-town in the middle of rural South Florida, I'm not going to start a fight with a cop as to whether 63 mph is double the speed limit of 35 mph.
 
Applebee's is not a steakhouse.
You think so lil of me... Brother if myself or anyone else even pulled in to a Applebee's or anything comparable parking lot I'd pistol whip myself and whoever was driving. I don't even hide the fact I s(p)oil the **** outta myself.(That happens from time to time also since I'm being fully transparent ) I earned it.
 
You think so lil of me... Brother if myself or anyone else even pulled in to a Applebee's or anything comparable parking lot I'd pistol whip myself and whoever was driving. I don't even hide the fact I s(p)oil the **** outta myself.(That happens from time to time also since I'm being fully transparent ) I earned it.
Well, it wouldn't have been funny if I said Prime 112, now would it?

There's no shame in being good to yourself.
 
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