Just wakin' up in the mornin', gotta thank God
I don't know, but today seems kinda odd
No barkin' from cway, no mopes
And momma cooked a breakfast with huevos
I got my grub on, but didn't pig out
Finally, got a call from a 'cruit I wanna dig out
Hooked it up fo' later as I hit the do'
Thinkin', "Will I recruit more blue-chips in 24'?"
I gotta go 'cause I got me a drop top
And if I hit the O.V., I can make the *** drop
Had to stop at a red light
Lookin' in my mirror, not a Gator in sight
And everything is alright
I got a beep from Alex, and he can 'cruit all night
Called up the homies, and I'm askin' y'all
Which park, are y'all playin' recruit-ball?
Get me on the court and I'm trouble
Last week ****ed around and got a triple-double
Freakin' recruits every way like MJ
I can't believe, today was a good day!
Drove to the Hecht and hit the showers
Didn't even get no static from Nole cowards
'Cause just yesterday, them fools tried to blast me
Saw Prison Mike, and he rolled right past me
No flexin', didn't even look in a coach's direction
As I ran, the intersection
Went to J.T.'s house, they was watchin' Josh Pate's Late Kicks
Why's Finebaum always suckin' Bama ****s?
Shake 'em up, shake 'em up, shake 'em up, shake 'em!
Roll 'em in a circle of Bulldogs, and watch me break 'em
Wit' the seven, 7-11, 7-11
Seven, even back do' Coach Joe
I picked up the cash flow
Then we played bones, and I'm yellin' "Buckeye Ho!"
Plus, nobody I know got killed in Miami-Dade
Today was a good day!
Left my rival's house paid
Picked up a 'cruit been tryna sign since the 12th grade
It's ironic, I had the cafecito, he had the chronic
The Heat beat the Boston Celtics
Billy Nape's just a big fat *****
Pulled out the loafer and killed that punani
And my **** runs deep, so deep, so deep
Put Slingblade's *** to sleep
Woke Bill up around one
He didn't hesitate to call Mario the top gun
Drove him to Dave & Busters and I'm coastin'
Took another sip of the potion, hit the three-wheel motion
I was glad everything had worked out
Dropped his *** off, and then chirped out
Today was like one of those fly dreams
Didn't even see the NCAA flashin' those high beams
No sportswriters lookin' for a murder
Two in the mornin', got the Fatburger
Even saw the lights of the Goodyear Blimp
And it read, "Cristobal's a pimp!"
Drunk as ****, but no throwin' up
Halfway home, and my cell phone's still blowin' up
Today, I didn't even have to use NIL, ay
I gotta say it was a good day!