Wait, Jeff Simms?

[1983cane]

Aah, fucucks. Here we go.

Nebraska has been getting played out in the Big Ten for years. Which is actually a shame. Fluck Buckcucks, and Ped U.

But we don't need their f****** draft picks from high school. Their projects?

That now need to come here and have us a good season next year?

No.

Emory needs to recover, and Mario and company needs to find a f****** QB. High School! Think Dorsey type.

 

[kanin81]

It’s more likely that Phil Simms is our QB1 than Jeff Sims.

 

[UMFarArcher]

i think they forgot to add "of ohio"

Or Miami, Arizona.

(East of the Superstition Mountains) Population about the size of our student body.

 

[Distructobot3000]

Aah, fucucks. Here we go.

Nebraska has been getting played out in the Big Ten for years. Which is actually a shame. Fluck Buckcucks, and Ped U.

But we don't need their f****** draft picks from high school. Their projects?

That now need to come here and have us a good season next year?

No.

Emory needs to recover, and Mario and company needs to find a f****** QB. High School! Think Dorsey type.

 

[DoctorKrazey]

I generally avoid taking these “breaking” tweets seriously anymore.

Simms is one of the worst QBs in the portal. Zero chance Miami has interest.

Poor guy tried to squeeze in every QB in Free Shoes history into his Twitter name and literally ran out of room.

 

[DoctorKrazey]

What do you mean Santa not real? You joking, right?

Yea man. I still remember the day I found out…devastated. I remember thinking, “How can this Sega Genesis be ‘from Santa’ if it’s the same one me and my friend had been playing the entire Christmas break after breaking into my parents closet?”