I’m serious as a heart attack: if we win out and get the Bye, we’re headed for an Orange Bowl Semi-Final matchup with Taint.
The networks will arrange it so the Notre Dame and Southern Cal are in the opposite bracket. If we beat Taint we’ll conceivably have another Catholics vs. Convicts National Championship Game, which is why the NCAA and the networks want Miami back in the first place.
Oh, and don’t worry. Cristobal will be told to sit Ward to make sure he isn’t injured in dogsh*t games. The Mike Norvell Saga hasn’t been lost on anyone over at the Hecht.