I hope. History indicates that Morris will be the 3 and out mummy he is against average or better teams, and our defense will make Driskell a Heisman frontrunner.
I PRAY that for once, things on paper go right for us.
1. Playmakers? I bet Driskell can be a playmaker if we play ten yards off the ball, and 20 yards off the ball if it's third and long. EVEN
2. Skill Players? Any jive turkey can pass, and run for 400+ yards against a D that plays to lose. EDGE: Gaytors
3. QB? Gatas beat some teams that are light years better than UNC, UVA, KSU and FSU with the sorry, *** QB they have now. We beat GT and NCSU, the best teams we have a win against three years of Morris, and they suck. EDGE: Gaytors
4. Home Field. Maybe. EVEN. Wouldn't be surprised if the pregame is a Gata tribute.
5. Special Teams? Best punter we will ever face, combined with our new, and one could argue default kicker, plus the fact that since the Shalala curse, nobody misses a FG against us. EDGE: Gaytors.
6. Coaching? Remains to be seen. I think Muschump is a clown, but he wouldn't lose to UVA once, let alone a dozen times in a row. EVEN
7. Defense? The triumpth of hope over reality, or the Gatas PWN us. EDGE: Gatas
Just saying.
"Muschump is a clown, but he wouldn't lose to UVA once, let alone a dozen times in a row."
This is the standing assumption among Gator fans, but the assumption never gets tested. Fact is, we'll never know if this is true because the Gators would never agree to play a team like UVA, and certainly not at UVA. I suspect that we could have replaced "UVA" with the word "Louisville" in your mind (and that of all other Gator fans), prior to the Sugar Bowl last year, and the assumption would have been the same. But when tested last January, we found out the assumption simply was not true.
Sure, the Canes had some poor performances in big games last year-- the offense didn't exactly light it up at KSU or at ND, but KSU and ND were clearly better than UF. I know, you probably disagree with that statement, but you have no basis for disagreeing because the Gators would never have the balls to schedule games against the likes of KSU or ND, much less on the road.