UM announces Bob Shoop as Defensive QC coach; Diaz comments

[The Franchise]

This is what you came back for? Your retirement I guess was short-lived. Thank you as usual for your insight.

This place really does need your steadying hand

We need an emoji for you gagging on Manure's **** and balls.

I needed to come back here and stop the likes of you from running roughshod on some of these meek guys scared of your bloviating false bravado. I see you attacking everyone who doesn't want to double team Manure's **** and balls with you. The sheriff's back, son.

 

[The Franchise]

I feel why you got skepticism and want to see the results on the field but if people excited ain't nothing wrong with that. You can criticize Manny bout somethings I agree but he does see a problem and try to get at it IMO. I give you Baker, he was still going to be on the staff but with other coaches he made moves. With oh boy going to Utah how do we know that wasn't his only option and the writing was on the wall here already? One thing our defense was good at with Manny was half-time adjustments when he ran it. So he takes action when there's a problem. Offense last year, the defense this year. He not just sitting around and you have to like that in coach that's all I'm saying and it's ok to be excited bout that but I understand you need to see results.

Focus, young man. I am all for being happy with our offseason success and luck. What I am here to tamp down are the fluffer facts where the coach ball fondlers are trying to portray Manure as some big bad Hulk smashing his incompetent sons. He did nothing of the sort.

 

[Go Canes!!]

We need an emoji for you gagging on Manure's **** and balls.

I needed to come back here and stop the likes of you from running roughshod on some of these meek guys scared of your bloviating false bravado. I see you attacking everyone who doesn't want to double team Manure's **** and balls with you. The sheriff's back, so

I’m frightened about what must be on your laptop right now. You’re so deep in the closet it’s a little bit scary.

So do us both a favor and save your sophomoric homophobic rants for someone who cares

 

[The Franchise]

I’m frightened about what must be on your laptop right now. You’re so deep in the closet it’s a little bit scary.

So do us both a favor and save your sophomoric homophobic rants for someone who cares

Lap up Manure's butt juice, weasel.

 

[Go Canes!!]

Lap up Manure's butt juice, weasel.

Not even joking. You’re completely ***, and it’s ok.

 

[OriginalCanesCanesCanes]

The whole ‘alpha’ debate seems dumb, but since you’re engaged in it, please consider that there’s nothing particularly ‘alpha’ about a staff analyst role. The whole concept of tension with ‘alphas’ working for you implies they’re in a ‘line’ or command role. What tension or complexity comes from having someone with no direct reports analyze game tape and propose ideas to you?

I didn’t even have the analyst in mind I had T Will and T Rob in mind. Shoop is there as a sounding board, analysis, etc, I would imagine.

 

[Empirical Cane]

The whole ‘alpha’ debate seems dumb, but since you’re engaged in it, please consider that there’s nothing particularly ‘alpha’ about a staff analyst role. The whole concept of tension with ‘alphas’ working for you implies they’re in a ‘line’ or command role. What tension or complexity comes from having someone with no direct reports analyze game tape and propose ideas to you?

Manuela isn't going to mind because he needs staff to save his job--and he knows it. Others, however, might get ruffled if said analyst is coming up with better insight.

With that said, it seems these analyst positions are held by "I got nowhere else to go castoffs" looking to either hang out or rehabilitate.

 

[Canes2082]

Would be a shame if this thread got closed because some in here just cant help themselves.

Knock it off.. you can argue why Manny sucks or not without taking personal shots

 

[Ethnicsands]

I didn’t even have the analyst in mind I had T Will and T Rob in mind. Shoop is there as a sounding board, I would imagine.

Eh, he hired real position coaches who can recruit. No idea what the alpha theorists even think they mean but it can hardly be that he wouldn’t hire recruiters. That makes no sense.

 

[OriginalCanesCanesCanes]

Eh, he hired real position coaches who can recruit. No idea what the alpha theorists even think they mean but it can hardly be that he wouldn’t hire recruiters. That makes no sense.

Going off the rails here. My only point was that people were saying that Manny wouldn’t hire alphas as assistant coaches, and he did. He only only wanted yes-men working for him. I’m not particularly invested in any alpha versus beta type discussion, that’s a tired trope anyway, I’m just throwing back at people the stupid shlt they say

 

[Ethnicsands]

I’m frightened about what must be on your laptop right now. You’re so deep in the closet it’s a little bit scary.

So do us both a favor and save your sophomoric homophobic rants for someone who cares

So you’re frightened and scared, but don’t care. And yet you responded, and even called him sophomoric, which is as *** as it gets when it comes to smears.

 

[Ethnicsands]

Going off the rails here. My only point was that people were saying that Manny wouldn’t hire alphas as assistant coaches, and he did. He only only wanted yes-men working for him. I’m not particularly invested in any alpha versus beta type discussion, that’s a tired trope anyway, I’m just throwing back at people the stupid shlt they say

Whoever those people were, we can agree they’re dumb. I thought they meant at the DC position. A head coach who is afraid of his position coaches is as beta as they come.

 

[canesthing3]

LOL at the constant victory laps from the Manure munchers. You guys can’t let me quit this place in peace. You gotta draw me back in with this bullshyt of yours about how Big Bad Manure cleaned house.

You do realize he didn’t fire Blank Baker right? Or is this alternative Fluffer Facts you guys are now espousing unfettered since the moderates have stopped posting? Fact: Baker was going to be on this staff until that big drunk dope Orgeron bailed Manure out.

Manure was going to be DC and Blank was his game planner and still a member of the staff. He didn’t fire him and had absolutely zero influence on Orgeron hiring him. Orgeron liked Blank last year and still liked him this year. And guess who else was going to have him on his staff in 2021 if Orgeron didn’t throw him a life preserver? Yep. The guy you guys are celebrating for a firing he didn’t have the stones to make.

So, yeah. Celebrate the good fortune. Celebrate Manure hiring a couple great assistants after Orgeron took his son Blank off his tiny hands. But don’t get so lost in the haze of guzzling Manure’s zesty bath water that you lose track of facts because then I’ll have to stomp back here like a truth cop to set the record straight and urinate on your smoldering fire of alternative facts.

Manure is still the same guy who called plays situationally in 2020 but somehow decided not to call plays when his team was being historically sodomized by old man Brown. Listening to the Manure Munchers, you’d think he called plays during all the good defensive efforts but ghosted us during the horrible ones.

Keep prancing and flitting around like fairies prematurely celebrating like we won a NC, but the jury is still out on Manure as a HC whether you like it or not. If all that mattered was the off-season he’d be a perennial NC.

And he got lucky as fck with Blank. Otherwise, it would have been the same two clowns running the D that got gutted by old man Brown. Perspective, ladies. I hope he proves us critics wrong, but he sure as **** hasn’t accomplished that yet

Ah, here comes a so called Miami fan to try and kill the positive momentum on this board with other so called Miami fans cheering him on. Only on CIS, you gotta love this place.

Let’s ignore the fact that multiple ppl said he told Blake to look for employment elsewhere, Cribby said well in advance that the defensive room would look drastically different and that he hired a staff of killers to replace the departures. Yep, let’s ignore all of that so we can continue with the corny nicknames and shït on the program in your desperation to be proven correct about Manny.

I don’t think there is anything sadder than the portion of Miami’s fanbase that want nothing more in the whole wide world than for Manny to fail so they can go on a message board and gloat about how they were right all along to a bunch of ppl they don’t know.

 

[RVACane]

Is it better if Manny fired Baker and we paid a buyout or that Baker left for whatever reason and we paid no buyout, and then Manny added TWill in place of Baker after adding TRob, Simpson and Shoop???

If Manny got lucky then so what when the result is that we paid no buyout and he brought in the 4 coaches he did? That’s a lot of good luck he did nothing for.

 

[Canes2082]

The thing I give Manny credit for is he is making necessary changes and for once in a long long time the staff we have in place is solid on both coaching and recruiting levels.

Do I wish he hired a DC? Yes i do but there's nothing we can do about that now.

Now they need to go out there and actually win games.... not just the ones they should but actual meaningful games.

 

[JD08]

I have no vested interest in any coach. If Manny keeps making good moves to better the team, then good on him. I just want to see results.

 

[Go Canes!!]

So you’re frightened and scared, but don’t care. And yet you responded, and even called him sophomoric, which is as *** as it gets when it comes to smears.

My vote would go to people who bold random words while ignoring an obvious homophobic cry for help, but hey we’re all entitled to our own takes.

 

[WestGA'Cane]

Going off the rails here. My only point was that people were saying that Manny wouldn’t hire alphas as assistant coaches, and he did. He only only wanted yes-men working for him. I’m not particularly invested in any alpha versus beta type discussion, that’s a tired trope anyway, I’m just throwing back at people the stupid shlt they say

So how would you categorize the Baker, Banda, and Patke hires? The 'yes-man' connotation may be exaggerated, but weren't/aren't they all understudies of Diaz?
I do applaud the recent staff additions, but the previous group collectively seemed in over their heads, and that's what a lot of folks' opinions were based on. And they were a large part of Manny's tree, thus perceived as his boys, or yes-men.

 

[Ethnicsands]

My vote would go to people who bold random words while ignoring an obvious homophobic cry for help, but hey we’re all entitled to our own takes.

what is a ‘homophobic cry for help’?

maybe you should just send him a pm and offer whatever help you fancy providing?

 

[Tit-e-skr]

Probably in title only, possibly co-dc's. Manny will show them his defense, they will no doubt brainstorm and give input. DC will teach the defense to the team, Manny will call plays.

This made me laugh- loudly.