Thoughts on this D Bag

[WeBallinBoyz]

Ask yourself objectively:

Is Miami on a good track to finish with an elite class or not?

Not currently, no. No matter how many 3-star guys get bumped. Let’s be real - we’ve got two commits inside the top 300, four in the 560 - 760 range, and four that aren’t ranked. How high are they really going to rise?

Now, ask this question again at the end of July.

 

[SFbayCane]

Josh Newberg buys his bud light at Target.

 

[DTP]

Not currently, no. No matter how many 3-star guys get bumped. Let’s be real - we’ve got two commits inside the top 300, four in the 560 - 760 range, and four that aren’t ranked. How high are they really going to rise?

Now, ask this question again at the end of July.

This is more of a response to @Empirical Cane original quote but it's just easier to use this one than backtrack a couple pages.

Recruiting doesn't follow any type of linear pattern. You can come out the gate blazing hot and get a handful of top commits only to not sign anyone else worthwhile the rest of the cycle. You can also start pretty cold and then get a bunch of guys seemingly out of nowhere later on. They say there's such thing as recruiting momentum but that's usually because coaches will have players wait to announce commitments at just the right time to help gain traction with guys who are still on the fence. So, what I'm rambling on about is: there's no such thing as being on track to finish with a great class this far from signing day.

 

[Canes2082]

Josh Newberg buys his bud light at Target.

Newburg pees sitting down

 

[CaneFanWNY]

Josh Newberg looks like the aftermath of David Schwimmer and Sal Vulcano meating at mat drills and never saying pause.

 

[No_Fly_Zone]

I suspect each of his sexual experiences involves him laying face down on a flat surface for a significant period of time.

 

[Stylie]

Newberg dresses up in his wife’s clothes when she’s away at work.

 

[No_Fly_Zone]

Newberg dresses up in his wife’s clothes when she’s away at work.

True, though it's all suit pants and heels.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

True, though it's all suit pants and heels.

 

[Cribby]

Amen hermano, amen. This assclown gonna feel real stupid again.

He’ll be eating that receipt

 

[Caneoverhere]

He’ll be eating that receipt

Dinner is on the table, hope he's hungry.

 

[Dwinstitles]

Someone had to show him his receipt. Post pics I need to see his fear

 

[miami305]

He’ll be eating that receipt

@Cribby tha GAWD!!!

 

[joseermonfils]

He’ll be eating that receipt

 

[Cribby]

Dinner is on the table, hope he's hungry.

Receipts are forever

 

[AUcane]

Dinner is on the table, hope he's hungry.

Cue up @TrumpyCane

 

[Scorpioncane]

He sniffing Mario's jock! Now, Going by his last podcast about Mario flipping Scott!!

 

[shoeless]

That guy is a total douche. He’s probably dating Sonnone

 

[Calicane02]

Newberg sits when he pees

 

[dudenate]

Newberg sits when he pees

and drinks a can of Coke with a straw