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Thoughts From the Bench Press: South Florida

Cam, Cece, and the boys have been seeing all the $h/t talking coming out of Tampa.. better believe they coming in razor focused looking for blood.
45-13 GOCANES
 
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PRcane787 said:
Cam, Cece, and the boys have been seeing all the $h/t talking coming out of Tampa.. better believe they coming in razor focused looking for blood.
45-13 GOCANES
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Spot on brother

I feel like Cam and X could take this game over whenever they want
 
JHallCanes said:
This is the feedback I need brother

We can’t get complacent

Always working

Always getting better

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"His hands are softer than our fans waking up in the middle of the night in the fetal position about Cal"

This was it for me. At this point, I hope Texas is at full strength, so they have no excuse when we beat them silly in the championship!
 
JHallCanes said:
I’m still trying to see what we have on defense. The yards and points were nice last week but my favorite part was the shutout. The physical beat down we gave them

We did mostly the same to UiF just had the one busted play but the way the defense responded after the turnover was awesome

I want to get a little crazier about them. The way Guidry works and the way USFs offense is….ive got some things I’m keying on
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I want a 1992 esq orange bowl defensive performance
 
PRcane787 said:
Cam, Cece, and the boys have been seeing all the $h/t talking coming out of Tampa.. better believe they coming in razor focused looking for blood.
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All the BS aside, this game is important, but not the spectacle that USF believes it is. They have built this to be ascension to Florida FB greatness” The Best Team in Florida”, much like FSU did last year with Undefeated, or UCF with National Champs. All puffery for their fans. To us, it’s the challenge, the baby steps to build our resume. So,that said, we need to deliver the message. WE WILL CRUSH YOUR SOULS. AND, YOU WILL STFU, NEVER AGAIN, HAVE OUR NAME IN YOUR S**TEATEN MOUTHS AGAIN. Nuff said GO CANES🙌🏽#CANESNATIONLIFER
 
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I'm so pumped right now!!! I can't wait!

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JHallCanes said:
Happy Flex Friday my Canes brothers and sisters!

We’ve been reading about USF for weeks as we’ve been enjoying our anabolic oatmeal every morning and now it’s our turn to talk

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It’s time to #fillthosesleeves, fill those vials, grab a straw, and get ready for the next stop on the schedule!

So far so good for the 2024 Miami Hurricanes. After one of the most dominant all around performances in the history of the program, we move on to a tougher stretch of the schedule

Nothing has struck fear on the state of Florida like this since Bath Salts. And much like Bath Salts, if you get in the way, your face is getting eaten

cocaine GIF



Scanning the boards these last few weeks I’d say it’s about 50/50 on those that have accepted reality and those that have not

People are scared to believe

They’re scared to be hurt again

Their posts read like a soft *****

“They played Alabama tough” has been typed almost in a whisper. A floppy whiskey d**k of a rallying cry for those still traumatized

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I could continue to ridicule such behavior but like any good spotter, it’s up to us to help

Therefore I am implementing something new

“Sponsor a Testosterone Starved CiS Poster”

This program intended on providing these much needed medications to those without access. Pick a buddy and uplift them.

No longer will we need to read these posts about “trap games” and Moral Victory U playing Alabama tough, or the vaunted Virginia Tech Hokies

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When the Miami Hurricanes descend on the College Football Playoff I want to see Paul Finebaums pen*s head describe our ascent in these words:

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Now that we put the solution in place, let’s talk about what’s on the horizon

Next stop? These guys:

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I’m not gonna spend much time on talking about them. The board has over analyzed it enough

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This is a throwback Miami team that relishes walking into someone else’s barn and beating the ******* brakes off of them. USF has some talent and some skill, but

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Here’s why we beat the **** out of them in Prime Time:


Cam Ward: like General Sherman marching to the sea, Cam is leading this Miami Hurricane squad through the state of Florida, leaving a wake of destruction behind. If I could channel my inner Trabis Ward I would say….well…you know. He is him and he’s the most important player Miami has had in my fandom

Elijah Arroyo: this mfer splitting seams like Paranos girlfriend. Can’t block for **** but we don’t need him to. His hands are softer than our fans waking up in the middle of the night in the fetal position about Cal

Simeon Barrow: This offseason I thought our fans were putting WAY too much pressure on this dude to be the savior of the DL. He was good at MSU but not a world beater. I could already see our fans trashing him for not being something they created. Fortunately our other DTs have stepped up and this dude is doing his thing. I look for him to be big in this one

Wes: Talk about a glow up. People say you can’t take anything from a Spring Game, and while I agree for the most part, seeing Wes in run support during the SG was the opening. USF has the gimmick but I expect Wes to play like he was shot out of Peter North’s cannon


Verdict:

USF will be rowdy and ready but we are just too talented and too deep on offense to sweat this. With Cam and the receivers not accepting anything less than perfection our offense will carry us

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Good guys 41
Bad Guys 17


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ok you did not disappoint this week, spoiler on deck.
 
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JHallCanes said:
Happy Flex Friday my Canes brothers and sisters!

We’ve been reading about USF for weeks as we’ve been enjoying our anabolic oatmeal every morning and now it’s our turn to talk

View attachment 303931

It’s time to #fillthosesleeves, fill those vials, grab a straw, and get ready for the next stop on the schedule!

So far so good for the 2024 Miami Hurricanes. After one of the most dominant all around performances in the history of the program, we move on to a tougher stretch of the schedule

Nothing has struck fear on the state of Florida like this since Bath Salts. And much like Bath Salts, if you get in the way, your face is getting eaten

cocaine GIF



Scanning the boards these last few weeks I’d say it’s about 50/50 on those that have accepted reality and those that have not

People are scared to believe

They’re scared to be hurt again

Their posts read like a soft *****

“They played Alabama tough” has been typed almost in a whisper. A floppy whiskey d**k of a rallying cry for those still traumatized

View attachment 303909

I could continue to ridicule such behavior but like any good spotter, it’s up to us to help

Therefore I am implementing something new

“Sponsor a Testosterone Starved CiS Poster”

This program intended on providing these much needed medications to those without access. Pick a buddy and uplift them.

No longer will we need to read these posts about “trap games” and Moral Victory U playing Alabama tough, or the vaunted Virginia Tech Hokies

View attachment 303913

View attachment 303908

When the Miami Hurricanes descend on the College Football Playoff I want to see Paul Finebaums pen*s head describe our ascent in these words:

View attachment 303932

Now that we put the solution in place, let’s talk about what’s on the horizon

Next stop? These guys:

View attachment 303907

michael jordan laughing GIF


I’m not gonna spend much time on talking about them. The board has over analyzed it enough

View attachment 303917

This is a throwback Miami team that relishes walking into someone else’s barn and beating the ******* brakes off of them. USF has some talent and some skill, but

200.gif


Here’s why we beat the **** out of them in Prime Time:


Cam Ward: like General Sherman marching to the sea, Cam is leading this Miami Hurricane squad through the state of Florida, leaving a wake of destruction behind. If I could channel my inner Trabis Ward I would say….well…you know. He is him and he’s the most important player Miami has had in my fandom

Elijah Arroyo: this mfer splitting seams like Paranos girlfriend. Can’t block for **** but we don’t need him to. His hands are softer than our fans waking up in the middle of the night in the fetal position about Cal

Simeon Barrow: This offseason I thought our fans were putting WAY too much pressure on this dude to be the savior of the DL. He was good at MSU but not a world beater. I could already see our fans trashing him for not being something they created. Fortunately our other DTs have stepped up and this dude is doing his thing. I look for him to be big in this one

Wes: Talk about a glow up. People say you can’t take anything from a Spring Game, and while I agree for the most part, seeing Wes in run support during the SG was the opening. USF has the gimmick but I expect Wes to play like he was shot out of Peter North’s cannon


Verdict:

USF will be rowdy and ready but we are just too talented and too deep on offense to sweat this. With Cam and the receivers not accepting anything less than perfection our offense will carry us

View attachment 303924

Good guys 41
Bad Guys 17


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Beat these ****ers asses, they've been talking **** ALL WEEK.
 
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