That UL OL will not be able to protect their QB from Bain, Mesidor, Barrow and Baron. We break the bye week bugaboo and have a statement game on defense.
THATS RIGHT MUTHAFUKKASSSS AND ****ETTESSS WE ARE BACK BABBBYYYYYY!!!
I hope yall enjoyed your rest week because it’s time once again to dust off those shakers, cut up some lines of pure Pharma grade DMAA, and prepare those sinuses for an onslaught reminiscent of Cam Ward in the 4th quarter against Cal
Next stop on the Miami Playoff Tour is another demon that needs exorcised:
Louisville
Just the word “Louisville” makes some Canes fans shake harder than Muhammad Ali after he sticks a fork in the toaster
People have been scared of Louisville since last season. You’d think Jeff Brohm was some sort of hybrid of Andy Reid, Bill Walsh, and Joe Gibbs
Just the mere mention of “Tyler Shough” has Cane fans puckering up faster than a sheep in Kentucky the moment they see their owner pop a little blue pill
If you’ve never heard a person from Louisville pronounce the city name it is truly something to behold. I heard D$ making fun of it and he nailed it. Remember the NCAA literally had to change academic qualifications because Louisville players were so stupid
“LUUUULLLLLLGGGHHVVVVLEEEE”
It sounds like Angela White trying to say it in the middle of one of her “work assignments”
Last years game against Lughhugrrrrrlllllleeeee was not pretty for our defense. Jeff Brohm gave Guidry a pounding that would make Jada Stevens wince. Our offense actually kept us in the game but the defense just couldn’t make the stop when we needed it
I heard after the game Guidry called legendary actress Ginger Lynn to ask her tips on “walking it off” the next day
They exposed flaws that have hurt Miami for decades. Crossers, underneath stuff, wheel routes etc
This trend has continued this year and the only team that allows tight ends to get more open than Miami is the Vatican
But this is a new week and a new opportunity with revenge on their minds wielding an offense that is going to put constant pressure on Lrghhhhttggggrrrggrrrlllleee to score TDs
This is why Miami walks into Louisville and stomps the Cardinals on the field not just the logo:
Cam: “With Cam Ward all things are possible” is something I’ve repeated since we signed him. We will go as far as Cam takes us. I imagine our locker room looks reminiscent of Lord of the Rings when Saruman marks the Urak-hai with the Hand but it’s Cam marking his receivers. They are our hope.
Bain: Not since Mark Morrison have we seen a Mack return like this. Our best player on D and it’s not close. The only thing Kentucky fans should be more scared of than a toothbrush is Rueben Bain
Wes: Someone has to step up and force some turnovers. Wes has quickly gone from punching bag to one of the better players on the defense. I expect Guidry to bait Louisville into a mistake much like letting a brother and sister in Kentucky share a bedroom
ChrisJohnson: Dawson has quietly been adding wrinkles for CJJ all season and every time he touches the ball he’s a threat (pause). I expect him to him to score faster than a Kentucky fan the second his parents back out of the driveway
Verdict: Cam Ward and the Miami offense is just too much for a team to take. The defense will give up some yards and points but it will stiffen up like a Kentuckian when they find out their sister has an Only Fans
BonusJoke:
Why do people from Kentucky do their cousins doggystyle?
THATS RIGHT MUTHAFUKKASSSS AND ****ETTESSS WE ARE BACK BABBBYYYYYY!!!
I hope yall enjoyed your rest week because it’s time once again to dust off those shakers, cut up some lines of pure Pharma grade DMAA, and prepare those sinuses for an onslaught reminiscent of Cam Ward in the 4th quarter against Cal
Next stop on the Miami Playoff Tour is another demon that needs exorcised:
Louisville
Just the word “Louisville” makes some Canes fans shake harder than Muhammad Ali after he sticks a fork in the toaster
People have been scared of Louisville since last season. You’d think Jeff Brohm was some sort of hybrid of Andy Reid, Bill Walsh, and Joe Gibbs
Just the mere mention of “Tyler Shough” has Cane fans puckering up faster than a sheep in Kentucky the moment they see their owner pop a little blue pill
If you’ve never heard a person from Louisville pronounce the city name it is truly something to behold. I heard D$ making fun of it and he nailed it. Remember the NCAA literally had to change academic qualifications because Louisville players were so stupid
“LUUUULLLLLLGGGHHVVVVLEEEE”
It sounds like Angela White trying to say it in the middle of one of her “work assignments”
Last years game against Lughhugrrrrrlllllleeeee was not pretty for our defense. Jeff Brohm gave Guidry a pounding that would make Jada Stevens wince. Our offense actually kept us in the game but the defense just couldn’t make the stop when we needed it
I heard after the game Guidry called legendary actress Ginger Lynn to ask her tips on “walking it off” the next day
They exposed flaws that have hurt Miami for decades. Crossers, underneath stuff, wheel routes etc
This trend has continued this year and the only team that allows tight ends to get more open than Miami is the Vatican
But this is a new week and a new opportunity with revenge on their minds wielding an offense that is going to put constant pressure on Lrghhhhttggggrrrggrrrlllleee to score TDs
This is why Miami walks into Louisville and stomps the Cardinals on the field not just the logo:
Cam: “With Cam Ward all things are possible” is something I’ve repeated since we signed him. We will go as far as Cam takes us. I imagine our locker room looks reminiscent of Lord of the Rings when Saruman marks the Urak-hai with the Hand but it’s Cam marking his receivers. They are our hope.
Bain: Not since Mark Morrison have we seen a Mack return like this. Our best player on D and it’s not close. The only thing Kentucky fans should be more scared of than a toothbrush is Rueben Bain
Wes: Someone has to step up and force some turnovers. Wes has quickly gone from punching bag to one of the better players on the defense. I expect Guidry to bait Louisville into a mistake much like letting a brother and sister in Kentucky share a bedroom
ChrisJohnson: Dawson has quietly been adding wrinkles for CJJ all season and every time he touches the ball he’s a threat (pause). I expect him to him to score faster than a Kentucky fan the second his parents back out of the driveway
Verdict: Cam Ward and the Miami offense is just too much for a team to take. The defense will give up some yards and points but it will stiffen up like a Kentuckian when they find out their sister has an Only Fans
BonusJoke:
Why do people from Kentucky do their cousins doggystyle?
Time for this team to walk the walk, Jimmy didn’t worry about going into Norman Oklahoma, State College PA, or North Bend Indiana. Mario walked into Horseshoe and kicked OSU butt. Let’s stump into Louisville and show them what revenge looks like. Time to get over our PTSD and worry about real teams
Time for this team to walk the walk, Jimmy didn’t worry about going into Norman Oklahoma, State College PA, or North Bend Indiana. Mario walked into Horseshoe and kicked OSU butt. Let’s stump into Louisville and show them what revenge looks like. Time to get over our PTSD and worry about real teams
THATS RIGHT MUTHAFUKKASSSS AND ****ETTESSS WE ARE BACK BABBBYYYYYY!!!
I hope yall enjoyed your rest week because it’s time once again to dust off those shakers, cut up some lines of pure Pharma grade DMAA, and prepare those sinuses for an onslaught reminiscent of Cam Ward in the 4th quarter against Cal
Next stop on the Miami Playoff Tour is another demon that needs exorcised:
Louisville
Just the word “Louisville” makes some Canes fans shake harder than Muhammad Ali after he sticks a fork in the toaster
People have been scared of Louisville since last season. You’d think Jeff Brohm was some sort of hybrid of Andy Reid, Bill Walsh, and Joe Gibbs
Just the mere mention of “Tyler Shough” has Cane fans puckering up faster than a sheep in Kentucky the moment they see their owner pop a little blue pill
If you’ve never heard a person from Louisville pronounce the city name it is truly something to behold. I heard D$ making fun of it and he nailed it. Remember the NCAA literally had to change academic qualifications because Louisville players were so stupid
“LUUUULLLLLLGGGHHVVVVLEEEE”
It sounds like Angela White trying to say it in the middle of one of her “work assignments”
Last years game against Lughhugrrrrrlllllleeeee was not pretty for our defense. Jeff Brohm gave Guidry a pounding that would make Jada Stevens wince. Our offense actually kept us in the game but the defense just couldn’t make the stop when we needed it
I heard after the game Guidry called legendary actress Ginger Lynn to ask her tips on “walking it off” the next day
They exposed flaws that have hurt Miami for decades. Crossers, underneath stuff, wheel routes etc
This trend has continued this year and the only team that allows tight ends to get more open than Miami is the Vatican
But this is a new week and a new opportunity with revenge on their minds wielding an offense that is going to put constant pressure on Lrghhhhttggggrrrggrrrlllleee to score TDs
This is why Miami walks into Louisville and stomps the Cardinals on the field not just the logo:
Cam: “With Cam Ward all things are possible” is something I’ve repeated since we signed him. We will go as far as Cam takes us. I imagine our locker room looks reminiscent of Lord of the Rings when Saruman marks the Urak-hai with the Hand but it’s Cam marking his receivers. They are our hope.
Bain: Not since Mark Morrison have we seen a Mack return like this. Our best player on D and it’s not close. The only thing Kentucky fans should be more scared of than a toothbrush is Rueben Bain
Wes: Someone has to step up and force some turnovers. Wes has quickly gone from punching bag to one of the better players on the defense. I expect Guidry to bait Louisville into a mistake much like letting a brother and sister in Kentucky share a bedroom
ChrisJohnson: Dawson has quietly been adding wrinkles for CJJ all season and every time he touches the ball he’s a threat (pause). I expect him to him to score faster than a Kentucky fan the second his parents back out of the driveway
Verdict: Cam Ward and the Miami offense is just too much for a team to take. The defense will give up some yards and points but it will stiffen up like a Kentuckian when they find out their sister has an Only Fans
BonusJoke:
Why do people from Kentucky do their cousins doggystyle?
THATS RIGHT MUTHAFUKKASSSS AND ****ETTESSS WE ARE BACK BABBBYYYYYY!!!
I hope yall enjoyed your rest week because it’s time once again to dust off those shakers, cut up some lines of pure Pharma grade DMAA, and prepare those sinuses for an onslaught reminiscent of Cam Ward in the 4th quarter against Cal
Next stop on the Miami Playoff Tour is another demon that needs exorcised:
Louisville
Just the word “Louisville” makes some Canes fans shake harder than Muhammad Ali after he sticks a fork in the toaster
People have been scared of Louisville since last season. You’d think Jeff Brohm was some sort of hybrid of Andy Reid, Bill Walsh, and Joe Gibbs
Just the mere mention of “Tyler Shough” has Cane fans puckering up faster than a sheep in Kentucky the moment they see their owner pop a little blue pill
If you’ve never heard a person from Louisville pronounce the city name it is truly something to behold. I heard D$ making fun of it and he nailed it. Remember the NCAA literally had to change academic qualifications because Louisville players were so stupid
“LUUUULLLLLLGGGHHVVVVLEEEE”
It sounds like Angela White trying to say it in the middle of one of her “work assignments”
Last years game against Lughhugrrrrrlllllleeeee was not pretty for our defense. Jeff Brohm gave Guidry a pounding that would make Jada Stevens wince. Our offense actually kept us in the game but the defense just couldn’t make the stop when we needed it
I heard after the game Guidry called legendary actress Ginger Lynn to ask her tips on “walking it off” the next day
They exposed flaws that have hurt Miami for decades. Crossers, underneath stuff, wheel routes etc
This trend has continued this year and the only team that allows tight ends to get more open than Miami is the Vatican
But this is a new week and a new opportunity with revenge on their minds wielding an offense that is going to put constant pressure on Lrghhhhttggggrrrggrrrlllleee to score TDs
This is why Miami walks into Louisville and stomps the Cardinals on the field not just the logo:
Cam: “With Cam Ward all things are possible” is something I’ve repeated since we signed him. We will go as far as Cam takes us. I imagine our locker room looks reminiscent of Lord of the Rings when Saruman marks the Urak-hai with the Hand but it’s Cam marking his receivers. They are our hope.
Bain: Not since Mark Morrison have we seen a Mack return like this. Our best player on D and it’s not close. The only thing Kentucky fans should be more scared of than a toothbrush is Rueben Bain
Wes: Someone has to step up and force some turnovers. Wes has quickly gone from punching bag to one of the better players on the defense. I expect Guidry to bait Louisville into a mistake much like letting a brother and sister in Kentucky share a bedroom
ChrisJohnson: Dawson has quietly been adding wrinkles for CJJ all season and every time he touches the ball he’s a threat (pause). I expect him to him to score faster than a Kentucky fan the second his parents back out of the driveway
Verdict: Cam Ward and the Miami offense is just too much for a team to take. The defense will give up some yards and points but it will stiffen up like a Kentuckian when they find out their sister has an Only Fans
BonusJoke:
Why do people from Kentucky do their cousins doggystyle?
Too many fans don’t understand the importance of setting the edge on offense and defense. Francis and Rivers on O, Bain and Baron on D. I wouldn’t trade that group of edge setters for any group in the country.
