Thomas Brown Believes Eating Seafood Will Turn You Homosexual

[IamaCane4Life]

The man who is second in command on our offense is a believer in a conspiracy to turn individuals homosexual via mercury contaminated seafood.

You don’t find that noteworthy?

Not at all; I want a new OC, OL coaches and finish in the top 15 in recruiting. **** the conspiracies and talk about Butch Davis! This is not getting us closer to a National Championship!

 

[The Franchise]

The man who is second in command on our offense is a believer in a conspiracy to turn individuals homosexual via mercury contaminated seafood.

You don’t find that noteworthy?

These guys think it’s off limits to discuss the publicly stated idiotic incendiary beliefs of our OC.

 

[Trescerocinco]

Thomas brown is a religious nut that’s forsure I would love to see what other insane things this guy believes. All I know is he certainly doesn’t believe in innovative offensive philosophies

 

[1LuvCane]

These guys think it’s off limits to discuss the publicly stated idiotic incendiary beliefs of our OC.

If it gets his HC , that supports his crazy beliefs, fired.....
I'm all in , chise.

 

[njstateofmind]

Thomas brown is a religious nut that’s forsure I would love to see what other insane things this guy believes. All I know is he certainly doesn’t believe in innovative offensive philosophies

There was a thread that included some other “interesting” beliefs of his but it got nuked.

 

[Trescerocinco]

There was a thread that included some other “interesting” beliefs of his but it got nuked.

A summary of these beliefs would be greatly appreciated

 

[1CN]

bye Tommy

 

[njstateofmind]

A summary of these beliefs would be greatly appreciated

Doesn’t matter now.

 

[Ethnicsands]

Thomas Brown could have been a character in bill and ted’s excellent adventure. Give the man a corn dog.

 

[Shooter McGavin]

Thomas Brown could have been a character in bill and ted’s excellent adventure. Give the man a corn dog.

The **** would you bump a thread like this?

 

[Ethnicsands]

The **** would you bump a thread like this?

There is a reason.

 

[deleted19096]

This thread is absolute trash.

Much like Brown's beliefs.

 

[Ethnicsands]

Much like Brown's beliefs.

All the man said is that he thought the linked article was interesting. Everything else you think about that tweet is you projecting your pc emotions onto him and hating him for what you imagine him to be.

 

[ThomasM]

Thomas Brown was simply trying to justify his youthful indiscretions. “I ate way too many shrimps and ended up sleeping with Fred. **** crustaceans! Since I stopped eating shrimps, I stopped eating dudes loads. Coincidence? I think not.”

 

[Ethnicsands]

Thomas Brown was simply trying to justify his youthful indiscretions. “I ate way too many shrimps and ended up sleeping with Fred. **** crustaceans! Since I stopped eating shrimps, I stopped eating dudes loads. Coincidence? I think not.”

Are you saying eatin shrimps makes for a **********, or just judging him for what you fantasize he did?

 

[ThomasM]

Are you saying eatin shrimps makes for a **********, or just judging him for what you fantasize he did?

Thomas Brown said it. I eat seafood all the time and have no issues with desiring men. Thomas Brown, on the other hand, must have a reason to believe its true.

 

[Ethnicsands]

Thomas Brown said it. I eat seafood all the time and have no issues with desiring men. Thomas Brown, on the other hand, must have a reason to believe its true.

All he said was that he founded an article intredasting. You dn’t know more than that. You are fantasizing about him being ***. That’s on you.

 

[ThomasM]

All he said was that he founded an article intredasting. You dn’t know more than that. You are fantasizing about him being ***. That’s on you.

Reading comprehension and IQ seem to go hand in hand.

 

[J_E_F_F]

Guess I’ma homo then. Love me all that ****.

 

[305to954]

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Well well we all know you prefer surf over turf then