This can’t be real…

[RightSaidFred]

Its the ears, isnt it?

Lol shouldn’t have snapped like that, sorry. I’m quarantined at home with Covid and I’m clawing at the ******* walls.

You’re good.

 

[CaneTheGaytors]

Larry Coker: HC
Patrick Nix: OC/WR/RB/OL Coach
Richt Jr: QB Coach
Al Golden: TE Coach
Dnofrio: DC/DB/DL Coach
Diaz: LB Coach
Feagles Jr: ST Coach

There will be cheeseburgers, ties, gap control, bubble screens, clapping, nepotism, and 20 yard backward punts to be had by all.

This is the corching staff of nightmares. I can just imagine Mandy getting into a fight with Doritos over a 2-Star athlete that Miaz wants to recruit for striker, but Dorito is sure that the kid is the next All-American safety while running a 5.2 40, and timing in at 5.4 in the short shuttle. Doritos has Mandy in a rear naked choke, as Manolo lisps something unintelligible.

Meanwhile, Clappy is sweating nervously while stuttering in his best Elmer Fudd voice, and instead of taking control of the situation, he asks the players what they think that he should do.

Folden is sitting at the table, hungrily scarfing down all of the leftovers from the player’s lunches, and screams with his mouth full of Big Mac, “Doritos…be a cheeseburger”!

Richt Jr. walks in on the brouhaha and screams at the top of his lungs, “Dad…the fat dude is beating the midget up again.”

Feagles Jr. hears the commotion, and runs in to try and stop the fight, but slips on a banana peel that had been dropped on the floor by Folden. The banana peel flies backwards, and travels a longer distance than any of his punts ever did.

Finally, Nix walks in and says, “No offense, but…”

 

[dookie blaylock]

Mack took off for now. He needs to come back. If DRev can survive the Twitter thread, @Mackmiller974 can survive this.

drev survived by going away for a while and quietly changing his username.

 

[P-Tizzle]

Good.

 

[TexasCane90]

OP stays the PORSTING champion….

Idk how he shuffles between these canes and bama boards with such ease

 

[MichiCANE]

Larry Coker: HC
Patrick Nix: OC/WR/RB/OL Coach
Richt Jr: QB Coach
Al Golden: TE Coach
Dnofrio: DC/DB/DL Coach
Diaz: LB Coach
Feagles Jr: ST Coach

There will be cheeseburgers, ties, gap control, bubble screens, clapping, nepotism, and 20 yard backward punts to be had by all.

Bring in N’kosi as some sort of relationship coach and Bubba Baxa as a grad assistant that focuses on kicking and we’re all set

 

[dookie blaylock]

Jesus Christ this place is like a pack of hyenas. I politely asked to delete this and I'm getting **** for it for making a simple mistake? I'm out for awhile guys

soft. just take the l and move on.

 

[BisCane]

soft. just take the l and move on.

Soft *** whiny ***** ***** of a mod should take your advice also

 

[gatorsSUCK!]

Bring in N’kosi as some sort of relationship coach and Bubba Baxa as a grad assistant that focuses on kicking and we’re all set

He forgot Gus Felder as Nutrition coach

 

[TheEye]

Larry Coker

miamihurricanes.com

We bake.

 

[Hurracanes]

U sure it's old........

 

[Angry Ibis]

OP stays the PORSTING champion….

Idk how he shuffles between these canes and bama boards with such ease

He must come from the Bamarerro porsting tree…

 

[JZCane0825]

Jesus Christ this place is like a pack of hyenas. I politely asked to delete this and I'm getting **** for it for making a simple mistake? I'm out for awhile guys

See you tomorrow!!!

 

[kronic]

Jesus Christ this place is like a pack of hyenas. I politely asked to delete this and I'm getting **** for it for making a simple mistake? I'm out for awhile guys

 

[Oicu812]

Wait a second. If this has been on the website for a while, then I find what I just discovered in another thread to be a **** of a coincidence.

@Fly1 posted this link to the Chud 2001 profile at 8:23 pm:

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And amazingly, Mack just so happened to be checking out Miami’s website for coaches and started this thread more than an hour later with the same old bio as breaking news…

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Do we have thread plagiarism here???

Saw info on this same subject, on a hurricanes fan page, through Facebook. Whoever dug it up, has it spread like cancer now!

 

[Pentagon Cane]

We wouldn't want to go onto the official hurricanesports.com site and look at the current athletic staff listings? The stupidity on this site at times is biblical.

 

[OriginalCanesCanesCanes]

We need to find MackBammer a girlfriend or an Alabammy goat or other farm animal.

 

[Negro-Wan Kanobi]

Soft *** whiny ***** ***** of a mod should take your advice also

@RVACane

 

[Empirical Cane]

Jesus Christ this place is like a pack of hyenas. I politely asked to delete this and I'm getting **** for it for making a simple mistake? I'm out for awhile guys

You are going nowhere my friend.




@RVACane let him back in.

 

[Stylie]

Hearing some things here. Could be the voices inside my head though. Ill keep you all posted.