Things you pray will happen....

[deleted3746]

#96 plays a full season for the first time.

Rush defense improves, a lot.

Total defense improves, a lot.

Moar turnovers on D.

Coley is a competent OC.

 

[UMprodigy]

The football program joins illuminati

 

[The Franchise]

Lice Harris, Uncle Puke and Beanbag all develop simultaneous buffalo humps.

 

[hoops156]

eddie johnson somehow remains on the team and suspension free all season

 

[gacericardo]

I pray my flesh light turns into Heidi Klums snatch

 

[The Franchise]

Artie Burns goes Hicham El Mashtoub on Matthew Beiber and shreds both of his ACLs including arterial involvement.

 

[datdude81]

An inmate packing a minimum of 14 inches brutally rapes Shapiro. Oh , my bad...... you meant football related ?

Oh wow thats so wrongfully right lololol

 

[Thoughtsoncanes]

I'm praying for a pass rush this season

 

[Port Knox]

My wife will shut the f....I gotta go

 

[919Cane2DaGrave]

We Win the Whole **** Thing.

 

[jerzeycane]

No injuries to #96 for the entire calendar of 2013

 

[bigpurk45]

Well here is mine.... win the friggin National Championship! drops mic and walks out the room...

 

[Dingaan1828]

Everybody stays healthy. Do that, and everything will work out just fine.

 

[VinnDogg]

No more noon games.
$10 parking at Sunwithnolife Stadium
English to return as the official language in Dade
Chicks allowed to go topless at home games
A new in stadium announcer
The Band of the Hour to look a little more lively

 

[Port Knox]

And to add to that, a better in game soundtrack at the stadium. It's not 1993 anymore, time for some new tunes.

 

[OkieCane]

No injuries to #96 for the entire calendar of 2013

and the first month of 2014

 

[cf3000]

I find Aladdin's lamp.