May they fail out of school, have some kids they aren’t ready for, catch a joce and sleep through their McDonalds interviews like Bobby BruceMay their bags be light.
May their tendons and ligaments be like thin rubber bands left in the snow.
May their college degrees be in General Studies from worthless public universities.
May their NFL dreams go forever unrealized.
And may their Phys Ed. teacher's certificates never expire.